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7 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

God damn, I love the Brits.  

Mom still has her British Passport.  Proud day.  

And no pics, you assholes. 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Misty water-colored memories of the way we were
Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind
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Can it be that it was all so simple then
Or has time rewritten every line
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we?
Could we?
Memories may be beautiful and yet
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(And thanks for putting up with me spamming this thread today guys. Today was kind of my jam - the BRF and the opportunity to snark about Trump clan all rolled into one event.)

At least his admin is addressing the climate problem...


There's no chance they put in X number of liters instead of gallons when they fuel AF1, is there?

Asking for a hopeful friend.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

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Misty water-colored memories of the way we were
Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another for the way we were
Can it be that it was all so simple then
Or has time rewritten every line
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we?
Could we?
Memories may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
So it's the laughter we will remember
Whenever we remember
The way we were
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(And thanks for putting up with me spamming this thread today guys. Today was kind of my jam - the BRF and the opportunity to snark about Trump clan all rolled into one event.)

wow.  his tailors really do hate him. 

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4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Is that even a separate shirt and vest or some kind of fat guy hybrid dickey contraption?

And is his bow tie too small?

Better.

 

Just look at the vest. They couldn''t find one that fit, so they sewed two together?

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Seriously though, they didnt think of trying on that tux before hand ?

there wasn’t a local big and tall shop close by ?

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36 minutes ago, RPM said:

There's no chance they put in X number of liters instead of gallons when they fuel AF1, is there?

Asking for a hopeful friend.

You mean like a litera-fuela?  



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reposting because fuck. how do you look at these group of people and think yeah, they should definitely, unquestionably, be in charge of upholding the Constitution of the United-fucking-States.

Trump back to his old tricks.

Trump campaign refuses to pay for rally

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El Paso also billed Donald J. Trump for President Inc. for his "Make America Great Again" rally -- for nearly half a million dollars. The invoice was sent to the campaign's Fifth Avenue offices in New York on March 27. It was due April 26, and El Paso has yet to see a dime.

The exact number is $470,417.05, broken down by reimbursements owed to six departments:

Department of Aviation: $6,286.57 Fire Department: $60,630.84 Health Department: $528 Streets & Maintenance: $6,452 Sun Metro: $15,577.52 Police Department: $380,942.12PHOTO: An invoice from the City of El Paso Texas for a Feb. 11, 2019, campaign rally shows an amount due of $470,417.05. (City of El Paso)

A month overdue and no check in sight, El Paso sent a warning to the Trump campaign of its looming penalty -- a letter, coincidentally, sent the same day Beto's check was cut.

"Failure to pay your past due balance or to make acceptable payment arrangement within 30 days from the date of this notice (May 23) may result in your account being charged a one-time collection fee of 21 percent on your gross account receivable balance," the letter from El Paso's Office of the Comptroller states.

PHOTO: A letter from the Office of the Comptroller for the City of El Paso, Texas, dated May 23, 2019, addressed to Donald J. Trump for President, Inc., says, 'your account with the city of El Paso is extremely past due.' (City of El Paso)

That 21% would add almost $100,000 to the Trump campaign's tab, bringing the sum total to almost $570,000.

"As with any invoices we issue out, our expectation is to be paid for the services rendered," Robert Cortinas, El Paso's chief financial officer, told ABC News in a statement. "The City is fiscally responsible."

If El Paso doesn't receive payment from the Trump campaign, that money would come out of municipal revenue and the city's contingency budget -- funds used for unexpected and emergency situations, like natural disasters. Just last June, historic and deadly flooding ravaged southern Texas. Now, as tornado alley wakes up and hurricane season looms, the fund is a financial life vest that no city wants to do without.

Donald J. Trump for President Inc.'s outstanding $470,417.05 is about 63% of the city's contingency budget for the year.

 

 

This, like nearly every clip of Trump, needs Curb music.

He’s so fucking orange!!!

I bet his pillowcase is indistinguishable from a stripper’s.

5 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


This, like nearly every clip of Trump, needs Curb music.

 

24 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

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The President of the United States, Donald Trump, falling asleep as Her Majesty The Queen delivers her State banquet speech..

4:06 PM - Jun 3, 2019

You could tell that he wasn't thinking about mutual sacrifice or valuable alliances as the Queen spoke. You can only imagine what he was thinking about.

Then he stood up and gave his 3rd grader giving a book report speech following the toast.

This is what happens when you put halibut and lamb on the menu.  He probably hasn't eaten all day. Trump has low energy without his daily serving of a 10 piece McNuggets and 2 Big Macs.  

1 hour ago, retread said:

Just look at the vest. They couldn''t find one that fit, so they sewed two together?

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Ah, the black matador look for a slimming effect.  Either that or he's about to wait tables.  

1 hour ago, retread said:

Just look at the vest. They couldn''t find one that fit, so they sewed two together?

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Say what you will but more vaginas should come with a bow tie on 'em. 

 

Seriously, what the fuck is going on with his neck?  It's obvious everyone around him hates him.  How do you let some 80 yo grandpa attend a bat mitzvah looking like that, much less a fucking state dinner with the Royal Family? 

wow.  his tailors really do hate him. 

I don’t think it’s their fault. I think he asks for this look. He has horrible taste. All his pants are wide and long.
1 minute ago, sachick said:


I don’t think it’s their fault. I think he asks for this look. He has horrible taste. All his pants are wide and long.

He gets them that way because he’s super fucking fat.  

He probably heard Ivanka say once that wide legged/boot cut pants can balance out bigger hips and this is his interpretation.

Yeah, sometimes a wider cut leg can balance out a woman’s hips.

But no cut of pant leg can balance out the super sized sack of meat that is his torso.

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7 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Yeah, I might have to move.

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Yeah, but don't forget Brexit, Nigel Farage, etc.  They have their own, related problems. 

Ahhh sheeeit, she's called him Donald twice now. Shit is about to go down when the orange one speaks! 

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Ahhh sheeeit, she's called him Donald twice now. Shit is about to go down when the orange one speaks! 

Noticed that.  I want to watch this press conference, but I hate hearing him speak.  He is at least just reading the statement and not going off script.  

And I had to turn it off.  I might not have agreed with President Obama's economic policies or stances, but damned if he couldn't at least read prepared remarks appropriately.  The Donald struggles with even that.  

And I had to turn it off.  I might not have agreed with President Obama's economic policies or stances, but damned if he couldn't at least read prepared remarks appropriately.  The Donald struggles with even that.  

He will be presidential when in office, or so I heard. Lots of people are saying that.
1 minute ago, Nivek said:


He will be presidential when in office, or so I heard. Lots of people are saying that.

Those people were fucking stupid.  I am always willing to give a new President a chance, and hope they prove me wrong, but so far, I have never been proven wrong.  

Donald says he doesn't like people who criticize. Holy fucking shit. And that was right after he got done criticizing Sadiq Khan. 

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So he admits he doesn’t like people who criticize him. 

 

How old his he again?

 

there’s plenty of evidence of protests, yet he says there are no protests and its fake news.  Fuck outta here. 

“I don’t like to take positions and I won’t take positions but I think it will happen and I think it should happen.”

Goodness gracious. 

Just now, Chet Steadman said:

“I don’t like to take positions and I won’t take positions but I think it will happen and I think it should happen.”

Goodness gracious. 

That shit was hilarious 

I'm just gonna repost this, because a Brit who looks like Tea Leoni is . . . wheelhouse:

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6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

That wasn’t too bad by trump low bar 

He was asked two questions. 

In that span, he managed to: deny the existence of protests that everyone else can clearly see, lie about a potential meeting with Corbin, insult the mayor of the city he is currently standing in, claim to not want to take a position on Brexit before immediately taking a position on Brexit, go on a crazy rant about Mexico, and randomly cite a fake approval rating.

Low bar, indeed. 

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37 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Yeah, I might have to move.

 

You haven't already moved to Canada?

13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

QE2 three some jewel shade. The tiara is the Burmese Ruby Tiara and the 97 rubies were a wedding gift from the people of Burma. In their culture rubies are worn to protect the wearer from evil and disease. She needed it with this bunch.

 

Trump doesn't need any rubies.  Just rubles.  

And rubes.

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