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11 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

He has called for increasing the size of the American manufacturing sector, setting high tariffs, and repatriating global supply chains.

You know how you become the country that makes the iphone instead of the country that buys the iphone?  It'd almost be worth it to see the expression on Orange's followers when they pay $78 for Crocs and an already opened SlimJim.

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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I hope he was the last person to sign because otherwise someone fucked up by not adding "sucks" after his signature. 

He signed at the top because he thought D-Day meant Donald Day.  

10 minutes ago, Chooky said:

He signed at the top because he thought D-Day meant Donald Day.  

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49 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Fuck off, forest sweepers.

Totally unnecessary job now that we're raking all our forests, paid for by Mexico.

Just now, lemonlime said:

Totally unnecessary job now that we're raking all our forests, paid for by Mexico.

And done by Mexicans! 

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2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

is that real?

Yes, from a while back.  

Things haven't changed much, have they?

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

And done by Mexicans! 

When they're not going around raping and killing Christians or smuggling guns and heroin with MS-13 and Mooslim terrorists sneaking through the border.

that gif really encapsulates his personality in every way imaginable.

pos rep++

"there go my people, i must find out where they are going, so that i can lead them."

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Trumpkins are like the unathletic dork on the playground. No one wants them on the team but without them you don't have enough players, so you end up not just asking them to play, but also to have more input than they should on the rules of the game. Because if they decide to take the ball and go home, R's will be out of power for a generation. 

You must have had a friendly playground growing up. Those kids weren't given options other than run away while being ridiculed or just going along with the game and being ridiculed for being terrible at it when I was growing up.

Looking back on it, I can see how that kind of treatment as a kid would produce a Ted Cruz.

 

He's so fucking embarrassing. Some days I still can't believe he's our president. 

"Let me tell you, he made such a fool out of himself ... because what people don't report is the letter he had to do to straighten out his testimony because his testimony was wrong"

Trump's quote about Robert Mueller. Can one of our resident Trump supporters translate please?

7 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

is that real?

Fake news.  Here's the real one.

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3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

that gif really encapsulates his personality in every way imaginable.

pos rep++

"there go my people, i must find out where they are going, so that i can lead them."

There's also a fair dose of "I'm POTUS, you're the leader of some little shithole, get out of my way".  Even our most egomaniacal Presidents would have exercised a little more restraint.

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

"Let me tell you, he made such a fool out of himself ... because what people don't report is the letter he had to do to straighten out his testimony because his testimony was wrong"

Trump's quote about Robert Mueller. Can one of our resident Trump supporters translate please?

From a statement that he made in front of the cemetery at a D-Day ceremony.  What an embarrassing piece of shit.  

 

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

There's also a fair dose of "I'm POTUS, you're the leader of some little shithole, get out of my way".  Even our most egomaniacal Presidents would have exercised a little more restraint.

Amazing how those shitholes don't put babies in prisons, incarcerate nearly 5% of their population, and provide affordable medical care to their residents.

9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

"Let me tell you, he made such a fool out of himself ... because what people don't report is the letter he had to do to straighten out his testimony because his testimony was wrong"

that's bulletin board material right there.

When reached for comment, Mueller responded with “While I cannot confirm that I may or may not want to kick Trump’s ass, I also cannot not confirm that I do not want to kick his ass.”

36 minutes ago, Todd Gack said:

Fake news.  Here's the real one.

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while fun, i think the original one is actually more embarrassing, and has the great moment at the end.

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Fuck off, forest sweepers.

Go back to Finland!

2 hours ago, Native Horn said:

They probably pre-paid for fuel too.

Dammit, late to the parade with this...

I dunno, man.  Opt for the prepaid fuel, add the navigation system, the child seats, and check the box for all the optional insurance coverages, and stuff can really get up there.  I'm sure that's what happened here.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I dunno, man.  Opt for the prepaid fuel, add the navigation system, the child seats, and check the box for all the optional insurance coverages, and stuff can really get up there.  I'm sure that's what happened here.

It's government policy that Eric Trump has to be strapped into his car seat and wearing his helmet. 

1 hour ago, sachick said:

He's so fucking embarrassing. Some days I still can't believe he's our president. 

I wouldn’t allow this man to babysit my cat for a few days and yet, 60+ million thought it was a good idea to make him responsible for everything. 

My 11 year old would be a better president in every way. Maybe my 7 year old. That’s not even a joke. He’s so fucking bad at every part of this. 

35 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It's government policy that Eric Trump has to be strapped into his car seat and wearing his helmet. 

. . . facing backwards.

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

My 11 year old would be a better president in every way. Maybe my 7 year old. That’s not even a joke. He’s so fucking bad at every part of this. 

My cat would be a better president.  At least he looks cute and isn't a racist (although he may be an asshole).

A dingleberry clinging to a hairy asshole would make a better president than the POS currently occupying the WH.

Didn't he say he stayed overnight in Ireland for convenience or logistics or something?

38 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

My 11 year old would be a better president in every way. Maybe my 7 year old. That’s not even a joke. He’s so fucking bad at every part of this. 

It's a fun/horrifying thought exercise to discuss with friends the exact number of randomly selected Americans (say, of those eligible for jury duty, or those with a driver's license, or some other similarly low and reasonably equitable bar) it would take to find a more suitable candidate for president. 

If we accept for the sake of argument that it would take no fewer than 10,000 people to find an altogether better candidate, then that means there are approximately 32,700 better options. 

And if we lower it to one out of only a thousand (still too high...), then there are 327,000 better options. For reference, the populations of St. Louis, St. Paul, Cincinnati, and Pittsburgh are each approximately 300,000.

It gets even more disheartening the more you really think about it. 

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It's a fun/horrifying thought exercise to discuss with friends the exact number of randomly selected Americans (say, of those eligible for jury duty, or those with a driver's license, or some other similarly low and reasonably equitable bar) it would take to find a more suitable candidate for president. 
If we accept for the sake of argument that it would take no fewer than 10,000 people to find an altogether better candidate, then that means there are approximately 32,700 better options. 
And if we lower it to one out of only a thousand (still too high...), then there are 327,000 better options. For reference, the populations of St. Louis, St. Paul, Cincinnati, and Pittsburgh are each approximately 300,000.
It gets even more disheartening the more you really think about it. 

I think Kim Kardashian would be a better president. She’s made a fortune on her brand and hasn’t gone bankrupt. Her kids don’t seem like assholes(yet). She does seem to be better public speaker than Trump. If only she could leave her husband at home. He’s done horrible things for her sense of style.
18 minutes ago, elguapo said:

A dingleberry clinging to a hairy asshole would make a better president than the POS currently occupying the WH.

Kind of an unfair statement considering we haven't seen the dingleberry clinging to a hairy asshole perform at the executive level yet. Without that evidence, it's difficult to conclude in favor of the ball of doo doo. Too inconclusive at this point for me to say with certainty. I'm slightly leaning toward Trump over the glob of feces until all the data can assessed.

3 hours ago, F250 said:

You must have had a friendly playground growing up. Those kids weren't given options other than run away while being ridiculed or just going along with the game and being ridiculed for being terrible at it when I was growing up.

Looking back on it, I can see how that kind of treatment as a kid would produce a Ted Cruz.

Or a serial killer.  

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Don't forget the upcharge for satellite radio. He's gotta have his tunes.

Der Ring ain’t gonna play itself.  

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

It's a fun/horrifying thought exercise to discuss with friends the exact number of randomly selected Americans (say, of those eligible for jury duty, or those with a driver's license, or some other similarly low and reasonably equitable bar) it would take to find a more suitable candidate for president. 

Any reasonably successful businessman/woman would perform with infinitely more humility and respect for the office. Many/most would realize they don't know anything about running a country and would get the best possible people around them. 

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

It's a fun/horrifying thought exercise to discuss with friends the exact number of randomly selected Americans (say, of those eligible for jury duty, or those with a driver's license, or some other similarly low and reasonably equitable bar) it would take to find a more suitable candidate for president. 

If we accept for the sake of argument that it would take no fewer than 10,000 people to find an altogether better candidate, then that means there are approximately 32,700 better options. 

And if we lower it to one out of only a thousand (still too high...), then there are 327,000 better options. For reference, the populations of St. Louis, St. Paul, Cincinnati, and Pittsburgh are each approximately 300,000.

It gets even more disheartening the more you really think about it. 

Wait, how many randomly selected fully-functioning Americans you'd have to go through to do better than Trump?

Literally the answer is 1. Maybe you go up to 3, since there's a 1 in 300 million squared chance that you pull Eric and Don Jr. as your first two random choices.

It's a fun/horrifying thought exercise to discuss with friends the exact number of randomly selected Americans (say, of those eligible for jury duty, or those with a driver's license, or some other similarly low and reasonably equitable bar) it would take to find a more suitable candidate for president. 
If we accept for the sake of argument that it would take no fewer than 10,000 people to find an altogether better candidate, then that means there are approximately 32,700 better options. 
And if we lower it to one out of only a thousand (still too high...), then there are 327,000 better options. For reference, the populations of St. Louis, St. Paul, Cincinnati, and Pittsburgh are each approximately 300,000.
It gets even more disheartening the more you really think about it. 


I’d struggle to find a worse candidate.
22 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

So is Eric the only won who’s suit tailor decided to not totally fuck him over? Everyone else looks like an idiot and he actually only looks ok. Does that mean he’s actually gay? 

2 hours ago, BradInATX said:

Wait, how many randomly selected fully-functioning Americans you'd have to go through to do better than Trump?

Literally the answer is 1. Maybe you go up to 3, since there's a 1 in 300 million squared chance that you pull Eric and Don Jr. as your first two random choices.

That was kind of my point by posting such astronomical numbers - even at rate of only one out of ten thousand, the number is laughable. 

I would put the number between 20 and 40. It isn't more than 50. 

Shit, I don’t have to leave my house to find someone that would be better at presidenting than Mangolini.

5 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I would put the number between 20 and 40. It isn't more than 50

50 should guarantee that you can do better than Trump and fill out his entire cabinet with superior replacements. Throw in a couple of SC justices while you`re at it.

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Shit, I don’t have to leave my house to find someone that would be better at presidenting 

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Trump after Pelosi said she wants to see him in prison, "She's a nasty, vindictive, horrible person," 

This cunty bloated bitch has led choruses of dipshits for 3 years in Lock Her Up chants, and also blatantly encouraged his followers to Murder his opponent if she should win.

And now he got his toddler feelings hurt over a prison comment, Lol.

58 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Trump after Pelosi said she wants to see him in prison, "She's a nasty, vindictive, horrible person," 

This cunty bloated bitch has led choruses of dipshits for 3 years in Lock Her Up chants, and also blatantly encouraged his followers to Murder his opponent if she should win.

And now he got his toddler feelings hurt over a prison comment, Lol.

Stealing from Bama Chick in the other thread:

 

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