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10 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Stealing from Bama Chick in the other thread:

 

 

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Remember that time Obama bowed.

 

So is Barron running the Trump empire that the prez is totally divested form (the best divestment)?  Cause it seems like the tweedledee and tweeddledum are full on cabinet-light members or maybe mascots or something.  How is taking the leaders of a business conglomerate on state visits kosher?

1 hour ago, gyroprotagonist said:

So is Barron running the Trump empire that the prez is totally divested form (the best divestment)?  Cause it seems like the tweedledee and tweeddledum are full on cabinet-light members or maybe mascots or something.  How is taking the leaders of a business conglomerate on state visits kosher?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when the royals discuss the Trump family behind closed doors. 

Any of our resident Trump supporters at least willing to admit to the hypocrisy in this tweet? 

“Nervous Nancy?”

meh. Pretty lame prez. We’ve come a long way from sloppy Steve and low energy jeb. 

Would that be like holding up a D-Day ceremony to blast Pelosi with gravestones in the background?

 

Apparently the moon is now part of Mars...thanks Trump

 

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Wait, didn't he propose going to the moon by 2024?  Was that Pence?

The most powerful man in the world and the leader of the greatest, freest nation there ever damn was!

23 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Apparently the moon is now part of Mars...thanks Trump

 

 

Defense and Science!

Love! Connection! Experience!

Congratulations, modern-day dipshits: you've successfully ruined a once well regarded political party and have severely dented the reputation of Christianity. 

No wonder the younger set hates the GOP and evangelicals. I don't blame them.

Why no tweets about today's jobs report and the downward reevaluation of the last two months?

44 minutes ago, retread said:

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i am 100% in favor of sending a man to mars as long as trump is that man.

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Why no tweets about today's jobs report and the downward reevaluation of the last two months?

Just as the good economic numbers under Obama weren't real, the bad ones under Trump aren't real. Republicans create their own reality. 

Wait, didn't he propose going to the moon by 2024?  Was that Pence?

The man from mars stopped eating cars tho

“Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.”

- President Kennedy

”The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” 

- President Roosevelt

”The Moon is part of Mars.”

- President Trump

13 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


The man from mars stopped eating cars tho

Better hide yo guitars!

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What was Surl consensus on hat/airplane etiquette?

I can appreciate a clean desk, but with everything going on in the world, he doesn't have one piece of paper that he needs to review?

4 minutes ago, retread said:

I can appreciate a clean desk, but with everything going on in the world, he doesn't have one piece of paper that he needs to review?

The president reads? Lol OK 

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ok, I THINK he’s saying that any mission to Mars would also involve going to the moon?

Obviously. It's a non starter, but still funny to make fun of him. I laughed pretty good at the tweet TexLonghorn posted.

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ok, I THINK he’s saying that any mission to Mars would also involve going to the moon?

He was just passing on information from his Cabinet.  Well, from Secretary Fox, anyway:

 

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ok, I THINK he’s saying that any mission to Mars would also involve going to the moon?

Yeah,  maybe a mars mission would take off from a moon base?  maybe?

22 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

That desk is such a fucking prop. 

On the set of a reality tv show. 

27 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

He was just passing on information from his Cabinet.  Well, from Secretary Fox, anyway:

 

trump gets his space program talking points from fox news segments.

biden gets his abortion talking points from alyssa milano.

stop the world, i want to get off.

1 hour ago, woohorn said:

What was Surl consensus on hat/airplane etiquette?
 

"Did you get the photo?"

"Yes, Mr. President."

"Good. Hello, are you still there? Yes, a to-go order. Look, this is the President of the United States. Just have the 10 piece McNuggets and 2 Big Macs ready. We land in 30."

Yeah,  maybe a mars mission would take off from a moon base?  maybe?
Yeah, but prev sent said "NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon".
Congratulations, modern-day dipshits: you've successfully ruined a once well regarded political party and have severely dented the reputation of Christianity. 
No wonder the younger set hates the GOP and evangelicals. I don't blame them.


Not in flyover country Bubba. You guys that blame the olds for Trump are discounting the huge portion of the country that are all- in even the youth. Willful ignorance, guns, own the libs fuck your feelings durr...

My theory is Gozer showed up sometime in 2015 and made someone who had just finished watching a commercial for the Apprentice choose the form of our Destructor.

37 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

 


Not in flyover country Bubba. You guys that blame the olds for Trump are discounting the huge portion of the country that are all- in even the youth. Willful ignorance, guns, own the libs fuck your feelings durr...

 

Don't forget the racists have been empowered by Trump and are out in full force thanks to "both sides"

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2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

That desk is such a fucking prop. 

He’s sitting there holding a phone with no one on the other end, directing the photographer as he poses - “this is what someone smart and important looks like in pictures”

Photographer: “whatever you say, sir.” /rolls eyes 

@Johnny Sack: “Donald Trump is smart and important.  And frankly, he’s doing a great job.” 

On 6/6/2019 at 12:32 PM, Brisketexan said:

1 -- that's exactly what he's doing.

2 -- it will work.

What folks need to accept is that there is only one GOP value now: Trump.  Whatever Trump does, says, or thinks -- that is the GOP's belief system.  And going against that belief system (that is, opposing Trump in any way) will be punished by GOP voters that every one of those spineless, selfish cowards in Congress needs to keep in order to be re-elected.  That's why senators like Cornyn, if given a choice between a) destroy the Texas economy, or b) oppose Trump, will choose a).  Because he won't be punished for a).  He will be punished for b), because b) is all that matters.

There is no "political party" known as the GOP anymore.  There's simply a plain old cult of personality using that brand.

As soon as Trump leaves office and we get a Dem President, the GOP will be right back to the way they use to be when we had Obama. The GOP doesn't change, they just adapt to whoever has an R by their name no matter how crazy that person is. And we definitely have a crazy in the WH now.  

jesus christ, i just saw more of the laura ingraham interview (about pelosi), and it was like-

 

trump - she makes this statement about me...

ingraham - while you're overseas.

trump - right, while i'm overseas.  (and he goes on about how inappropriate this is)

 

so you can't make a statement about trump while he's overseas, but he's up in the middle of the night in london tweeting to the world that bette midler is a "washed-up psycho".  it's amazing how often he reverts to "but he/she started it!"  totally normal behavior.

 

2 hours ago, woohorn said:

What was Surl consensus on hat/airplane etiquette?
 

Anyone remember the ridiculous bullshit picture of Trump "writing" his inauguration speech. Obviously posed, sitting at an otherwise empty desk, with a blank pad of paper and a pen. The guy is a fucking fraud and a clown.

And an empty desk is the sign of an empty mind.

 
Anyone remember the ridiculous bullshit picture of Trump "writing" his inauguration speech. Obviously posed, sitting at an otherwise empty desk, with a blank pad of paper and a pen. The guy is a fucking fraud and a clown.
And an empty desk is the sign of an empty mind.


His remote control is there though.
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