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I thought that was his Game Boy? ^

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Yeah,  maybe a mars mission would take off from a moon base?  maybe?

I'm pretty sure that makes no logistical sense, which hopefully our resident astronaut can confirm. 

48 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

jesus christ, i just saw more of the laura ingraham interview (about pelosi), and it was like-

 

trump - she makes this statement about me...

ingraham - while you're overseas.

trump - right, while i'm overseas.  (and he goes on about how inappropriate this is)

 

so you can't make a statement about trump while he's overseas, but he's up in the middle of the night in london tweeting to the world that bette midler is a "washed-up psycho".  it's amazing how often he reverts to "but he/she started it!"  totally normal behavior.

Don’t you know he’s king. He can do anything and say anything he wants but no one else can. After all you’re dealing with a genius here.

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so mexico starts paying on monday?

that checks out.

Monday!! WOO HOO!!!

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

And an empty desk is the sign of an empty mind.

I must be Einstein.  

Fuck that Droopy looking MFer. In a HOF of soulless assholes, he certainly holds his own.

2 hours ago, TornACL said:

 

Anyone remember the ridiculous bullshit picture of Trump "writing" his inauguration speech. Obviously posed, sitting at an otherwise empty desk, with a blank pad of paper and a pen. The guy is a fucking fraud and a clown.

And an empty desk is the sign of an empty mind.

Hawking sweet USA hats. This picture is the embodiment of a stuffed shirt.

Is that in line w current asylum law, making them remain in Mexico?

7 minutes ago, retread said:

Is that in line w current asylum law, making them remain in Mexico?

Laws.... pfffft.  Who fucking cares about them any more?

Face facts people. The United States of America is no longer that shining beacon on the hill. Tell your tired, your poor and your huddled massed to fuck right off. We'll get around to loyalty oaths in a little bit.

7 hours ago, Red Five said:

Ok, I THINK he’s saying that any mission to Mars would also involve going to the moon?

He also said we're going to the Sun.  Don't laugh we're going at night. MAGA

So are we to the point where we need to either flee the country, or pretend to get on the Trump train so we don't wind up in a death camp?  

Feels closer every day...

5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

jesus christ, i just saw more of the laura ingraham interview (about pelosi), and it was like-

 

trump - she makes this statement about me...

ingraham - while you're overseas.

trump - right, while i'm overseas.  (and he goes on about how inappropriate this is)

 

so you can't make a statement about trump while he's overseas, but he's up in the middle of the night in london tweeting to the world that bette midler is a "washed-up psycho".  it's amazing how often he reverts to "but he/she started it!"  totally normal behavior.

That that stupid bitch was allowed to set foot anywhere near that sacred ground on that day is fucking infuriating. Seeing those graves in the background of heroes, people who gave their last full measure as a human being to the cause of freedom, being used as a background prop for this fatass piece of shit and his propaganda is so damned maddening.

We know Dotard's stupid ass will go into a childish rant no matter where he is, but fuck Ingraham for that interview. Her ugly ass deserves to die broke and destitute in a ditch in some shithole in Kansas. What a fucking piece of shit.

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Just dropping in to let y’all know I’m a very stable genius. 

Carrry on. 

29 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Just dropping in to let y’all know I’m a very stable genius. 

 

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31 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Just dropping in to let y’all know I’m a very stable genius. 

Carrry on. 

Some days more stable than others. 

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

So are we to the point where we need to either flee the country, or pretend to get on the Trump train so we don't wind up in a death camp?  

Feels closer every day...

Yep. Maybe you could move to Mexico?

11 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Yep. Maybe you could move to Mexico?


Can we get a breakdown of burn rate by central american, south american, and Caribbean countries. 

42 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

Yep. Maybe you could move to Mexico?

I dont wanna move anywhere that would take me as an immigrant.

Fun fact: More than a million Americans live in Mexico, and the majority of them are there illegally.

I can appreciate a clean desk, but with everything going on in the world, he doesn't have one piece of paper that he needs to review?

Open the drawers, it’s full of marshmallows, Cheetos, orange cream, Big Mac wrappers and stale fries.
12 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Fun fact: More than a million Americans live in Mexico, and the majority of them are there illegally.

When they’re white people, they’re called ex  pats.

45 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Sounds like the administration is trying to pull the old "let's hide evidence that the RBMK reactor in Chernobyl is fatally flawed" routine.

18 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i am 100% in favor of sending a man to mars as long as trump is that man.

Tell him there's a royal Martian family there, and he'll take his own clan.

17 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Taking copious notes I see

Only when the conversation is about him.

Patriotic farmers reminds me of a certain nation that praised its agricultural and industrial working class.

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Large quantities. Sounds like a lot. Of course, if I were to go to HEB and buy $100 worth of produce, that would also seem like a large quantity. Bang-up job framing the quantifiable measurables of the agreement, Dotard. 

Everyone knows that Mexico was already the largest buyer of US corn and dairy, right?

Beautiful words, from a beautiful man. The way he tells the story, I feel like I'm there on June 6, 1944. 

Sarah Palin: 'wtf did he just say?'

34 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Everyone knows that Mexico was already the largest buyer of US corn and dairy, right?

Trump sold them on a new invention of his, a corn tortilla.

17 minutes ago, RPM said:

Trump sold them on a new invention of his, a corn tortilla.

Of course, "tortilla" is just a fancy Mexican sound word made up by his communications team to make it popular among their target audience. Trump prefers the much more American sounding corn patty.

Look at me making deals over here!

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