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Waiting for our resident debt hawks and trumpkins to come here and express their outrage at this spending like that sonuvabitch obama when his family traveled with him 
 
https://www.salon.com/2019/06/04/american-taxpayers-to-pay-millions-in-luxury-hotel-costs-from-trumps-london-visit-_partner/

What seems to get lost in this topic is the DOUBLE fuckery it entails.

It’s bad enough that he’s spending hundreds of millions of OUR dollars on his golf trips. Under Obama, these same folks were telling us that bullshit vacation spending (at a significantly lower burn rate, by the way) was one of the things that made Obama the WORST PRESIDENT EVAR.

But it gets worse. He’s taking much of that money out of the US Treasury....and shoving it into HIS pockets. He’s spending it at Trump golf properties. He’s fucking doing half-ass money laundering, hoovering up taxpayer dollars like a whore snorting as much coke as she can, and his supporters aren’t just okay with it, they think it’s great, because libtears.

He’s a fucking theif and a con man. And the conned can’t ever admit how fucking stupid they were, so they double down on support.
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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


What seems to get lost in this topic is the DOUBLE fuckery it entails.

It’s bad enough that he’s spending hundreds of millions of OUR dollars on his golf trips. Under Obama, these same folks were telling us that bullshit vacation spending (at a significantly lower burn rate, by the way) was one of the things that made Obama the WORST PRESIDENT EVAR.

But it gets worse. He’s taking much of that money out of the US Treasury....and shoving it into HIS pockets. He’s spending it at Trump golf properties. He’s fucking doing half-ass money laundering, hoovering up taxpayer dollars like a whore snorting as much coke as she can, and his supporters aren’t just okay with it, they think it’s great, because libtears.

He’s a fucking theif and a con man. And the conned can’t ever admit how fucking stupid they were, so they double down on support.

That, too

35 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Of course, "tortilla" is just a fancy Mexican sound word made up by his communications team to make it popular among their target audience.

I want to hear him pronounce "tortilla" using his exaggerated imaginary Spanish dialect:

tor-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-yah!

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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It’s easier to make out a conversation  in the fucking dementia unit.  JFC

Did Ingraham pat him on the back and feed him some more apple sauce?

Let’s play hypothetical for a moment:

Imagine if Trump really did have a serious case of dementia the White House was concealing.  How would his staff and family handle the situation? 

12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Let’s play hypothetical for a moment:

Imagine if Trump really did have a serious case of dementia the White House was concealing.  How would his staff and family handle the situation? 

They would let Laura Ingraham Interview him.  


What seems to get lost in this topic is the DOUBLE fuckery it entails.

It’s bad enough that he’s spending hundreds of millions of OUR dollars on his golf trips. Under Obama, these same folks were telling us that bullshit vacation spending (at a significantly lower burn rate, by the way) was one of the things that made Obama the WORST PRESIDENT EVAR.

But it gets worse. He’s taking much of that money out of the US Treasury....and shoving it into HIS pockets. He’s spending it at Trump golf properties. He’s fucking doing half-ass money laundering, hoovering up taxpayer dollars like a whore snorting as much coke as she can, and his supporters aren’t just okay with it, they think it’s great, because libtears.

He’s a fucking theif and a con man. And the conned can’t ever admit how fucking stupid they were, so they double down on support.


And Obama made a priority to try and play at courses on military bases for security reasons.

Has Trump played a round or spent any money on any place that isn’t a Trump property?
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Is that a still shot from the Crossover episode of always sunny and douchebags of bravo?

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Let’s play hypothetical for a moment:

Imagine if Trump really did have a serious case of dementia the White House was concealing.  How would his staff and family handle the situation? 

How would they know?

The spin as Trump continues to decline will be amazing. “Yes the President did defecate in his pants, because he’s working so hard for America and didn’t have time to get to a toilet. Obama took too many bathroom breaks. Sad!

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Beautiful words, from a beautiful man. The way he tells the story, I feel like I'm there on June 6, 1944. 

To me it feels like every day he continues to speak as the leader of this country is June 6, 1944.  

2 minutes ago, Burt said:

To me it feels like every day he continues to speak as the leader of this country is June 6, 1944.  

That would be "Donald Day".  Bill Murray is already on board.  Filming starts later this summer.

What seems to get lost in this topic is the DOUBLE fuckery it entails.

 

It’s bad enough that he’s spending hundreds of millions of OUR dollars on his golf trips. Under Obama, these same folks were telling us that bullshit vacation spending (at a significantly lower burn rate, by the way) was one of the things that made Obama the WORST PRESIDENT EVAR.

 

But it gets worse. He’s taking much of that money out of the US Treasury....and shoving it into HIS pockets. He’s spending it at Trump golf properties. He’s fucking doing half-ass money laundering, hoovering up taxpayer dollars like a whore snorting as much coke as she can, and his supporters aren’t just okay with it, they think it’s great, because libtears.

 

He’s a fucking theif and a con man. And the conned can’t ever admit how fucking stupid they were, so they double down on support.

 

Plus the cash he’s raking in from others. For example, remember the “seedy payday loan industry” that swam assured us Trump was “slaying”?

 

Well, Trump has pretty much set aside all the regs put in place by the Obama administration,

 

So the payday loan industry Association threw million-dollar party to celebrate. Where, you ask? Trump Doral, of course.

 

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

The spin as Trump continues to decline will be amazing. “Yes the President did defecate in his pants, because he’s working so hard for America and didn’t have time to get to a toilet. Obama took too many bathroom breaks. Sad!

“President Trump May have brown pants, but at least they weren’t tan like Barrack Hussein Obama’s pants.”

20 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Plus the cash he’s raking in from others. For example, remember the “seedy payday loan industry” That’s why am assured us Trump was “slaying”?

Well, Trump has pretty much set aside all the regs put in place by the Obama administration,

So the payday loan industry Association threw million-dollar party to celebrate. Where, you ask? Trump Doral, of course.

https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-inc-podcast-payday-lenders-spent-1-million-at-a-trump-resort-and-cashed-in

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Tune in Monday to see if Mexico holds up their end of the bargain...

 

Off topic but I went through the international spy museum in DC this week (more for kids but still cool) and this was appropriately an entrance to an exhibit.

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Can’t wait to see how they portray the Trump presidency.

Also, they really do have Jester’s laptop there.

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The spin as Trump continues to decline will be amazing. “Yes the President did defecate in his pants, because he’s working so hard for America and didn’t have time to get to a toilet. Obama took too many bathroom breaks. Sad!
The reviews are in. Best dump ever.
2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Remember this?

 

Oh the hypocrisy would be hilarious if weren’t all a goddamn tragedy


Are any Trump supporters willing to defend our con man president stealing from us to make himself richer?

“Backetball”

And pimping Fox News and that hack, Levin.

On 6/7/2019 at 12:50 PM, DixonHur said:

Apparently the moon is now part of Mars...thanks Trump

 

The man is brilliant! Are you sure he went to school? 

Bans US embassies from flying anything rainbow during pride month. Also -

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9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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really just sounds to me like he’s taking credit for decent weather. 

They're playing backetball,

We love that back et ball

Hearing great things about Ingraham's plastic surgeon

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1 hour ago, elguapo said:

 


Are any Trump supporters willing to defend our con man president stealing from us to make himself richer?

I was told just this week -- swear to God -- that Trump isn't doing anything that every other administration hasn't done.

41 minutes ago, retread said:

Hearing great things about Ingraham's plastic surgeon

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You maybe hearing great things, but I'm not seeing them.

“President Trump May have brown pants, but at least they weren’t tan like Barrack Hussein Obama’s pants.”
I'm not sure I can fathom the incompetence of a Trump-May
11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Once a worthless soul-sucking piece of shit always a worthless soul-sucking piece of shit. 

Fify

43 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Ugh.. anyone who doesn’t understand this is anti American should swallow a barrel and make this country great again.... if only incrementally...

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Bans US embassies from flying anything rainbow during pride month. Also -

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I’m curious about the market for those. I get Pence closeted self hate. But this?

I’d buy this. Mostly bc the regular trump folk would be too confused to understand this is a normal human position on 2019....and all my gay friends would find it funny. Win win  

Edited by achooloco

12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Democrats need to start selling their own tax hike as "very profitable."

9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

shoebiz

 

I questioned MSNBC’s decision to give Donny Deutsch his own show on Saturday night because he’s the poster boy for privileged corporate media shill but getting the president to react to him indicates they know exactly what they’re doing. 

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

Tune in Monday to see if Mexico holds up their end of the bargain...
 

Tune in Monday to find out who run Bartertown

Total Loser !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is that better or worse than being a half loser ?

1/4 loser ?

2/3 loser ?

how is that measured and tracked ?

can one be 125% loser ? Is that good or bad ?

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