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ELI5.

If this wall is so important to Trump, why didn't he get the funding approved and the wall built during the first 2 years of his presidency when he had Congress' support?

And @ADHD, you gonna get neg-bombed if you keep that posting up.

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10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

ELI5.

If this wall is so important to Trump, why didn't he get the funding approved and the wall built during the first 2 years of his presidency when he had Congress' support?

Because Democrats took the House and he's pissy about that.  And now he can "fight" and "blame" the Democrats for being weak on border security and in favor of open borders and campaign on it for 18 months. 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Because Democrats took the House and he's pissy about that.  And now he can "fight" and "blame" the Democrats for being weak on border security and in favor of open borders and campaign on it for 18 months. 

If he doesn't declare a national emergency, this will be the reason why.

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If he doesn't declare a national emergency, this will be the reason why.

He can use this even if he does declare a national emergency, during the Constitutional battle that follows. In fact, this very reason is why I think he will declare one.

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1000 miles of tacos. That's how to solve this.

23 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Because Democrats took the House and he's pissy about that.  And now he can "fight" and "blame" the Democrats for being weak on border security and in favor of open borders and campaign on it for 18 months. 

The other explanation is he didn't have the R votes, which is why he had to ask Schumer in the first place last year.

1000 miles of scientologists. That's how to solve this.

McAllen giving him a warm welcome.

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I'm astounded he thinks that border folks in texas want a border wall

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

I'm astounded he thinks that border folks in texas want a border wall

Rep Chip Roy (R) - TX just completely lied and ignored facts on CNN in support of a wall.  He was called on it multiple times and gave the equivalent response of Conway saying "alternative facts".  This is madness.  They are going down with this ship.  

10 minutes ago, ADHD said:

1000 miles of tacos. That's how to solve this.

bald or fuzzy?

39 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

ELI5.

If this wall is so important to Trump, why didn't he get the funding approved and the wall built during the first 2 years of his presidency when he had Congress' support?

And @ADHD, you gonna get neg-bombed if you keep that posting up.

Those are brilliant thoughts. I can see why the internet is junk. Ie, Trump tweets and "active measures" win the world. Dumbness is the tool of control freaks. And America is ruined.

You cannot be free.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Rep Chip Roy (R) - TX just completely lied and ignored facts on CNN in support of a wall.  He was called on it multiple times and gave the equivalent response of Conway saying "alternative facts".  This is madness.  They are going down with this ship.  

Ah, Chip Roy, representing the totally logical 21st district. 

Score 100 rep points and everybody gets free tacos. 

Seriously -- America fucking sucks. Authoritarian garbage is everywhere.

Trump is gonna destroy Tex Mex.

He's gonna destroy TRUDY'S!!!!!!

Jesus fuck, will the mods please ban this asshole?^^

 

sorry, not Hank, the other asshole above him.

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I wanna build a wall of taco trucks and feed the angry pleasureless Trumpkins.

I'm so fucking sick of Donald Goddamn Trump. He's a horrible president. He's a wretched human being. He's in the wrong. All day. All the time. 

That man afflicts us with ruin.

Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

Jesus fuck, will the mods please ban this asshole?^^

seconded

Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

Jesus fuck, will the mods please ban this asshole?^^

Why is that you cannot just ignore me?

Who the fuck are you to think your thoughts.

1 minute ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I find it weird and dumb but it doesn’t really get under my skin like some bannable postings. 

I don't mind the content as much as the multiple postings.  Guess I can just ignore.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

seconded

Thirded

This shit accomplishes nothing. Same thoughts recycled into a fucking wall.

None of you people apparently work.

I'm disabled. Weird and dumb. 

Are you??

 

I have multiple injuries and this guy wants to take away my health care and food. He's trying to murder me.

And so in the face of that, I joke about tacos. And mourn quietly the death of my body and the demise of the world's soul.

Also I took too much fish oil.

I need my goddamn Adderall. I have a brain injury. And Adderall absolutely works. And these right wing Christian fucks have denied me this because it also has the side effect of pleasure.

Btw, Donald should stop snorting his Adderall. It doesn't work that way. Swallow it whole. And then masturbate to Katy Perry.

All right .....where is the ignore option? This fuckstick is too much of a beating. 

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4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

All right .....where is the ignore option? This fuckstick is too much of a beating. 

Hover over the avatar and click Ignore User, then set your preferences.

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

All right .....where is the ignore option? This fuckstick is too much of a beating. 

Yeah. If only (you) people could do likewise w DJT. It's a national emergency and 🦋 effect.

 

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Ate at a place last night that had two bathrooms, but each had a gender neutral sign.

Unsure of what I was entering, I just walked in and pissed all over the toilet seat.  

Amazing how of all the crimes in the world, this is the only unforgivable one.

Humanity/seat pissers suck.

Me:. "I do not think fire extinguishers are very useful underwater."

Trumpkin, roasting me with FACTS AND LOGIC:. "Then why would you want them anywhere else you libtard faggot?!"

Bad daddy.

8 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Me:. "I do not think fire extinguishers are very useful underwater."

Trumpkin, roasting me with FACTS AND LOGIC:. "Then why would you want them anywhere else you libtard faggot?!"

Continental OP doesn't think fire extinguishers are very useful underwater, BUT HE"S GOT ONE IN HIS KITCHEN!!!! LOL cuck libtard!!

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Check-fucking-mate, libtards.

"The buck stops with everyone." is still the best Trump quote of the day.

lulz, the president is holding court with DOPE ON THE DAMN TABLE, a trash bag full of cash, and a big scary machine gun!

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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Just wait until Trump discovers fire. 

you mean he isn't a burn victim?

 

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