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1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

It will be hilarious when the Senate fails to ratify to the new, beautiful deal with Mexico and Canada. Does anyone think he even realizes the Senate has to ratify it?

Yes, he does.  He speaks like it is already done, because it really is.  It is basically NAFTA with a new name.  A few new wrinkles concerning milk and auto production, but basically an updated NAFTA.

 

4 minutes ago, Loco said:

Yeah, because those companies would never raise prices...(maybe check your cellphone bill)   Just like the Tariffs, US consumers will foot the bill.  I am continually shocked at just how stupid the sheep are.

You are right.  I meant to add in a price control mechanism as well, but forgot.   Good catch.

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58 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Trump's friends at the NE and the KGB must have some great kompromat on him to have made him do such a 180.

10 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Then tax the companies making the profits off of this much better deal. 

You can't tax corporations you commie socialist libtard bastard!

4 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

Will be interesting to see what happens if an opening on the court happens 11 months prior to Nov '20. 

We know damn well what will happen.  McConnell will ram it through.  He'd do it if even if the opening happened after Trump lost, the GOP lost the Senate, but before the new president and new Senate was seated.  Don't kid yourself.

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Trump's friends at the NE and the KGB must have some great kompromat on him to have made him do such a 180.

Rural SC rest area surveillance video talk not going away.

26 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

Will be interesting to see what happens if an opening on the court happens 11 months prior to Nov '20. 

it's not interesting at all. We all know what will happen.

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2 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Trump is turning Republicans into Russians and Democrats into neoconservatives.

FIFY

29 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

You are right.  I meant to add in a price control mechanism as well, but forgot.   Good catch.

Price control?!  So no more free market?  - also good luck getting that passed

11 minutes ago, Loco said:

Price control?!  So no more free market?  - also good luck getting that passed

Well, i was in fantasy land on the original premise, so i just heaped on. 

14 hours ago, Bojack said:

It's repudiation, not reputation.  Put a comma instead of a period after fantastic.  Also, his instincts are, not is.  I hate it when people get the words wrong especially people that look down on would be immigrants as not educated enough to live here. 

The guy you are responding to wears tailored NFL jerseys and pays to suck dick. Just so you have some context here.

When it comes to the investigations/oversight, the democrats are holding a royal flush and are afraid of overplaying their hand because that’s what Republican/media/centrists are telling them.  

This is why we are fucked.  The democrats never want to drive the narratives, just respond to the ones the Republicans/media are driving.

bunch of whipped dog bitches

4 hours ago, RPM said:

He couldn't take RBG down with a flamethrower. She knows what will happen if she dies before a sane person is POTUS.

Her staff is probably instructed to start Operation Weekend at Bernie’s in the event that she dies. Watch out if you see her water skiing.

Contemptible fraud.  

 

Mormon Marco Rubio.

7 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Pence: “Did someone mention More head?”

Would also have accepted "DER WOOD".

Remember Scott Pruitt and his mattress and his special lotion and his fabulous tactical pants?  Well if you thought he just gallantly pirouetted into the sunset with a smooth succession of totally badass roundhouse kicks while wearing his remarkably nonrestrictive, ass kickingly stretchy, Chuck Norris-face-kick-foot-head, hidden pockets, fuck yeah, badass pants for badass dudes who need totally badass pants, you were wrong.  Turns out he still has ants in his fancy pantsed tactical ass kick pants:

  https://www.motherjones.com/environment/2019/01/scott-pruitt-epa-legal-defense-fund-diane-hendricks-senate-democrats/

 

If you have some legal immunity pants Scott Pruitt will buy your entire inventory.  

 

 

12 hours ago, mdmost said:

He looks like an anus here.

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21 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Contemptible fraud.  

 

Mormon Marco Rubio.

No in-office republican has an ounce of courage. Democrats are only hope, which isn't good.

24 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Contemptible fraud. 

Mormon Marco Rubio.

"Mormon Marco" is really really good. I'm stealing that.

"Mormon Marco" is unfair.  Marco has been exceedingly concerned about each thing that has been concerning and I have confidence that he'll patiently wait for the next concerning thing that arises and he'll again not hesitate for one moment being concerned about whatever the next thing that is concerning.  Over and over Marco has shown Florida that if something concerning happens he'll by God be concerned as shit about it.

I wonder if he knows that The Valley is always that brown?

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

nothing like a nazi at all

"We have nothing to fear but ... Ho. Lee. Shit!  Everything is scary!  Get the fuck out of here!  RUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!"

If only there were a way to show pictures or audio of the invaders.

Gotta hand it to Trump, he works really hard at his malfeasance.  Imagine if he used all that energy and influence for something beneficial to the world.  

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I’ll take “Imaginary Creatures” for $1,000 Alex.

The only issue I had with that podcast report was the sherriff's attempts to tell us what Donald Trump really wants.  He really went out of his way to try to moderate Trump's statements.  

But it was interesting because it went back to the old canard:  Trump haters hear Trump literally and Trumpists hear him figuratively. 

But did make me think that the Dems need to do a better balancing act which includes being willing to agree to "border enhancement" -- fences and walls where they make sense.  They have to be willing to defer to "experts" on border control, just like they have done in regard to military strategy.

They need to do a better job of messaging to eliminate the ability of those who hear Trump figuratively to drive the narrative.

As Barbaro said in his questioning, the Dems are not against funding border security and enhancement.

What they need to make clear is just that and better clarify that Trump is holding things up for what he literally says, not what supporters wish he would say instead.

4 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

The only issue I had with that podcast report was the sherriff's attempts to tell us what Donald Trump really wants.  He really went out of his way to try to moderate Trump's statements.  

But it was interesting because it went back to the old canard:  Trump haters hear Trump literally and Trumpists hear him figuratively. 

But did make me think that the Dems need to do a better balancing act which includes being willing to agree to "border enhancement" -- fences and walls where they make sense.  They have to be willing to defer to "experts" on border control, just like they have done in regard to military strategy.

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Dems have historically supported funding those things. Last year, Congress passed funding to do exactly that.

nothing like a nazi at all

Can someone define invasion for me? My family is in McAllen, I was in McAllen over Christmas. I didn’t see an invasion. Unless you count everyone trying to get to the damn mall or in line for Delia’s tamales.

8 minutes ago, sachick said:

I didn’t see an invasion.

Oh sure.  Sure you didn't.  I'm so sure you went to McAllen and didn't see a single Mexican.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

nothing like a nazi at all

Why on earth is Trump (still) President? He’s a walking, talking made up disaster announcer who only wants to create all out fear. Our country sanity does not need that in the WH. 

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1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

Why on earth is Trump President? He’s a walking, talking made up disaster announcer who only wants to create all out fear. Our country sanity does not need that in the WH. 

Fear plays extremely well with old white people or poor whites that see the country changing at a rapid rate.

18 minutes ago, sachick said:

Can someone define invasion for me? My family is in McAllen, I was in McAllen over Christmas. I didn’t see an invasion. Unless you count everyone trying to get to the damn mall or in line for Delia’s tamales.

I was in Pharr for Christmas.  I can confirm that there we multiple people speaking spanish in HEB.  The fucking nerve...

2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Why on earth is Trump President? 

Because he received more than 270 electoral votes and no other candidate did.  Pretty simple actually.

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Fear plays extremely well with old white people or poor whites that see the country changing at a rapid rate.

I have really bad news for them.

Trump is doing a great job of owning this shutdown.  Democrats should avoid getting in his way.  Let him keep owning it. 

Last time the democrats got out of the way, we elected trump and Cruz
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Gotta hand it to Trump, he works really hard at his malfeasance.  Imagine if he used all that energy and influence for something beneficial to the world.  

 

38 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Why on earth is Trump (still) President? He’s a walking, talking made up disaster announcer who only wants to create all out fear. Our country sanity does not need that in the WH. 

Trump is putting a helluva lot of energy into The Wall and the shutdown  

Meanwhile, he’s almost completely clammed up about Mueller, at least directly.

I think the two are related.   He is deliberately manufacturing a crisis, while talking less and less about the investigation.  

While he retweeted himself on the 6th about the investigation, you have to go back to the 5th to find him directly saying anything “new” about it.  So 5-6 days depending on your view, since he ranted about Mueller.  

That seems like a long time for him not to rant about the investigation, especially just as serious shit about Manafort, etc. is coming to light.  

44 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Fear plays extremely well with old white people or poor whites that see the country changing at a rapid rate.

Especially to the ones who have never been out of their butt fuck town in Ohio.  They'll believe whatever Trump tells them about the border.

2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

I wonder if he knows that The Valley is always that brown?

Woah, these sumbitches are everywhere O.o

Look at all the fuckin' Mexicans! Call the Army. It's a national emergency! Invasion! GET ME OUTTA HERE! MY BONE SPURS ARE ACTING UP!

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OMG, they're in the Army, too! Call the Navy! Get me outta here!

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