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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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#3006
39 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Holy fuck the McTrump luncheon for Clemson has me laughing pretty goddamn hard.  It’s horrifying!  It’s hilarious!  I’m so fucking conflicted right now.

Just like the players' bowels right now. 

#3008

Seriously, how much could that have cost?  Say 120 guests, all pretty big and hungry (around the clock), so 3 sammiches each.  That's $12.  Toss in an order of fries and a large Coke, we're at $16.  Call it $2K.  

Sarah is crowing like Trump pulled a Bill Gates and gave away 90% of his "fortune".  Hell, Rocko could have footed that bill AFTER he paid the monthly nut on his used Corvette.

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#3009
1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Seriously, how much could that have cost?  Say 120 guests, all pretty big and hungry (around the clock), so 3 sammiches each.  That's $12.  Toss in an order of fries and a large Coke, we're at $16.  Call it $2K.  

Sarah is crowing like Trump pulled a Bill Gates and gave away 90% of his "fortune".  Hell, Snacks could have footed that bill AFTER he paid the monthly nut on his used Corvette.

Unless I'm missing something, Snacks ain't Rocko.

#3010

It's all part of the messaging plan. Celebrate any perceived victory, no matter how trite or untrue. And fight every perceived slight, no matter how trivial. 

#3011
2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Unless I'm missing something, Snacks ain't Rocko.

My mistake, got 'em mixed up.  Now the money question:  which one should be more insulted?

#3012
48 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He owns a hotel with a restaurant down the street. He’s just a cheap, classless asshole. 

He's rich white trash.

#3015
4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

fat fuck getting gravy IVs now?

 

 

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#3016

D1 athletes get better food in their private dining halls. So, maybe this was a special treat for them?

#3022
On 1/13/2019 at 8:13 PM, Bama Chick said:

Well, Trump has never been around a woman who appreciated him for anything other than his money and ability to get them a green card, so it’s easy to see how a woman who genuinely cares for her husband would confuse him.

Want to really blow his feeble mind?

Tell him some women actually voluntarily have sex FOR FREE and without requiring a NDA.

 Go on. 

#3023

Holy hell, I never noticed how bad Dotard's facelift is. He's got some serious issues around the eyes.
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#3024
18 minutes ago, RPM said:

Holy hell, I never noticed how bad Dotard's facelift is. He's got some serious issues around the eyes.
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It’s a great gluteoplasty though.  I think that’s the appropriate surgery so...

#3027
Taco Bell is notably absent.  Not the right time to Make a Run for the Border?
 
Ever eat taco bell 2 hours after its been made? That would be considered cruel and unusual punishment and im a guy that occasionally likes his taco bell.

#3029

Had to visit texags. About 75/25 dont see the embarrassing unintentional comedy in all of this and actually this could benefit aggy since they play at clemson week 2 next year.

 

 

#3034
can you imagine the absurdity of making a trip to the white house to meet the president, and you get served lukewarm fast food crap?
my god.


Im sure the logistics of getting the food to the White House and getting to serving time means that food was about 4 hours old. It’s only lukewarm because the composting process has started.
#3036
Y'all laugh, but this is awesome for Clemson players.  None of them care about a photo-op with the president, especially THIS president.  Imagine getting to tell the story to women, your future children, grandchildren, etc., that not only did you win the national championship, but you got to celebrate it by eating lukewarm MickyD's with the most socially awkward billionaire of all time.  It's like you lived through an episode of "The Office."


Guaranteed Dabo voted for Trump. He probably bated to the memory later.
#3040
8 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

 I'm telling  y'all, Trump's got slumlord in his DNA. He racistly thought, "what would a whole gaggle of young poor black people like? Oh, they probably never get to enjoy McDonald's premium sandwiches, let's go all out and the kids will love it! I'll be praised for this!"

He's so low rent and trashy I think he sincerely thinks that's good food. It's not racism. 

The fucking choad eats his steaks well done with ketchup for fucks sake. 

#3044

From my understanding the First Family pays for all of their own food.  The WH presents the them with a monthly bill.  I can only imagine that was an awkward conversation to explain that to trump.  I bet his charities or own restaurants have picked up every tab he’s had in the last 30 years.    His next call was to his accountant to tell him to find a way to write it off.  “Can Trump 2020 pay for it?”

#3045

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A day later and I still can’t get over this pic.  Brisket nailed it already, but it is a perfect encapsulation of our times and should be a defining image of Trump’s fast-food Presidency.  The huckster offers America his Faustian bargain: a delicious meal: all we can eat and it will cost us nothing. In reality, it is unsubstantive, poisonous and will kill us if we consume too much.  Fuck it, we feast anyway.   Meanwhile, honest Abe looks down in contemplative judgment.  Judging not so much the huckster but *us* and the decision we have made.  Fucking brilliant.  Should win a Pulitzer Prize.  

 

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#3048
You know he didn’t write this because it’s threaded correctly and doesn’t have the “..........”
 


He uses the word ‘I’ (instead of ‘we’) more than any president I can recall.
#3049
12 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The saddest part of this is that there is a 100% chance that Trump thought this would be a genius political move.

(I paid)

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