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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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#30552

John Daly and Curt Schilling. A couple of washed up douchebags that nobody under the age of 40 could possibly give a fuck about. At least Trump stays on point with his brand. 

#30553
9 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

I use to like John Daly. Not anymore. 

Man. Who knew John Daly was such a piece of shit? 

#30556
28 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Athletes should not kneel during the national anthem, but it's ok if John Daly fills his American flag shorts with his farts.

You gotta respect the flag! (by sitting your fat stinky ass on it)

#30557
3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I thought everyone did. 

Breaking news - most older white male athletes past their prime are entitled pieces of shit.  Film at 11. 

#30559



One thing y'all gotta keep in mind about eastern KY and West Virginia is the median age in that part of Appalachia is significantly higher than the nation as a whole, which typically implies that the younger folks who had any "get up and go" got up and went already.


You've finally doxxed yourself, Bolverk.

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#30562
27 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:


 

 


You've finally doxxed yourself, Bolverk.

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I do have to admit cheese is in my top 2-3 favorite foods.

#30568
2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Man. Who knew John Daly was such a piece of shit? 

Yeah, I mean, a fatass, chain-smoking, woman-abusing, semi-alcoholic who grew up in Arkansas.....I gotta tell ya, I did NOT see that coming.

#30572
39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, I mean, a fatass, chain-smoking, woman-abusing, semi-alcoholic who grew up in Arkansas.....I gotta tell ya, I did NOT see that coming.

Semi?

#30574
3 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

A "look at all the athletes I know" morning. 

More like "look at people I know who took a shitload of money and turned it into nothing".

Rhode Island floated $75 million in bonds for Schilling's company, and Schilling fucked up and then could only pay $2.5 million back.  

Sounds like a man after Trump's heart.

#30575
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh, well I'm sure she'll take care of everything.

Can't wait for FR, TexAgs, etc. to get wind of that.  They'll lose their shit.  They are already doing the "Trump better not betray us" routine.  Guns and background checks are apparently their line in the sand.

#30576

Curt schilling is a trump kind of guy. Borrowed $75m from Rhode Island to start a video game business on the promise of hiring a certain # of workers.  100% he received that loan because of his status as a Red Sox star. Not a big surprised when he burnt through that money and couldn’t repay it.  

I believe he paid back a few pennies on the dollar or at least that was his pledge. 

#30577
8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Can't wait for FR, TexAgs, etc. to get wind of that.  They'll lose their shit.  They are already doing the "Trump better not betray us" routine.  Guns and background checks are apparently their line in the sand.

Of course it is.  Wait til we go full Australia on their ass.

#30579
4 hours ago, Brandywine said:

And he got away with it. Just like he’s getting away with blaming the Clintons for Epstein’s death. He has no class, he’s a bully and he’s a lying piece of shit. 

What would not getting away with blaming the Clintons look like?

#30581
1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Only the best people working for the administration 

This take from Cuccinelli and other right wing ding dongs is hilarious considering the amount of government largesse that goes into keeping capital afloat in this country. 

#30582
5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

All we are saying is give peas a chance. 

Trump: "Only if it's golden pea".

#30583
17 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Only the best people working for the administration 

Despicable.  

Since we're already in the mud, did Cuccinelli's people arrive as skilled educated labor?  If not send them back.

#30584
2 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Despicable.  

Since we're already in the mud, did Cuccinelli's people arrive as skilled educated labor?  If not send them back.

Um, they're from Italy, so...no.

PS - I say that as someone whose 23andMe came back 70% Italian...#noracist

#30586
4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Um, they're from Italy, so...no.

PS - I say that as someone whose 23andMe came back 70% Italian...#noracist

Better than 70% Irish...#noracist

#30590

For all of the talk up-thread about the farmers sticking with Trump, you know what?  Their wives probably won't.  Their wives are usually the ones who have to run the household budget (and sometimes the farm budget as a whole).  They are going to have to make do with a lot less.  They see the Pussy Grabber-in-Chief boasting about how the farmers will do well, all the while they are having to stay up late trying to make the spreadsheet work, and clip the coupons and scour the ads for sales.

As far as their husbands know, they will vote Trump, but I bet there's a good chance many will get their revenge in the voting booth.

#30593
1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Only the best people working for the administration 

obligatory:

 

this was shot in summer, 2016.

#30596
28 minutes ago, elfenix said:
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:
Of course it is.  Wait til we go full Australia on their ass.

We're banning porn?

It so, I'm out!

 

#30597
29 minutes ago, elfenix said:
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:
Of course it is.  Wait til we go full Australia on their ass.

We're banning porn?

Whoa whoa whoa.  That's kooky talk.

#30599
38 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

and democracy is socialism.

#30600
47 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

During the Red Scare, it was a bit of deft trickery to change the US from a proponent of freedom to a proponent of capitalism. Our objection to Communism was that, in practice, it was dictatorial and liberty-crushing. That drifted to we're spreading the joys of capitalism.

Maybe we did that because our war against the Reds was so often actually in the interest of American capitalist corporations looking for vast profit. We'd replace a red or alleged red with our own dictator. Slick.

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