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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Yeah, I cringed at that line too. 

I see you have relatives in agriculture as well.

Lol lol he is a lunatic. Why would "some people" say that Miami is the largest airport? It's clearly not and that's a clear fact, not a matter of opinion. 
 

Reminded me of Ron Burgandy talking about how San Diego was discovered by the Germans and means “a whale’s vagina”.

They don't have an ounce of self-awareness or shame between them.

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did Ivanka get more work done?  She looks different.

Stepford Wives are gonna Stepford Wives.

22 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Lol lol he is a lunatic. Why would "some people" say that Miami is the largest airport? It's clearly not and that's a clear fact, not a matter of opinion. 

 

Further, who the fuck even talks about airports?  In big cities, they're all big.  An airport is a matter of convenience to facilitate air travel.  No one gives a single shit how big the thing is.  

 

On 10/17/2019 at 8:59 PM, F250 said:

Just slap him in the face with a glove and then challenge him to a dual. I'm sure Texas has some old laws on the books that allow for duels to the death.

 

Actually, Texas allows for duels but only with non-lethal combat.  No weapons, and no severe bodily harm.  kind of takes the fun out of it, I suppose.

1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

This is a good and reasonable discussion of whether we as a country would be in a better position if the US President, for the 1st time in history, was taken out by a foreign power and this not at all crazy and it's totally on the up and up and we have definitely thought this through..

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29 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

He likes to place blame on the Democrats for balking at this idea, has gone as far as now saying the emoluments clause in the Constitution is a joke. Like I posted earlier, if I was in the media I would play Trump like a fiddle. Ask why he keeps backing down to the left and fake media on this issue? Challenge his business decision, heck challenge his manhood on that fact that backing down really makes him look weak to his base. It will drive him crazy, hopefully crazy enough to say "fuck it" and push to go back to Doral. Keep pulling at the thread labeled "Pull for Meltdown".

1234.  It's gnawing at him like crazy that it was his very own Republicans who shut down the Doral talk, but he can't admit that publicly, because that would show weakness to his base, unless he was willing to primary everybody that made it clear they wouldn't support it/him.  But then, that would take a lot of work to primary even a dozen Republicans in Congress, and why would he put that kind of work in?

So he has to keep up the charade that it was Democrats who made him back down (which, ironically, makes him look just as weak as the GOP forcing his hand).

4 minutes ago, Gooby said:

Further, who the fuck even talks about airports?  In big cities, they're all big.  An airport is a matter of convenience to facilitate air travel.  No one gives a single shit how big the thing is.  

 

He's very obsessed with the size of things. He'll talk endlessly about big things, and he's only interested in things that are the biggest.

One can only guess what he's trying to compensate for. Yep, it's a big mystery. Some people say the biggest.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

For the record, a weekend-long wild threesome with Sela Ward, Milana Vayntrub, and ole Brisketexan is not a preposterous hypothetical.  Ridiculous, maybe.  But not preposterous.

We don't always agree on everything, but the choice of these two women makes me wonder if we were twins who were separated at birth.

No G7 at Doral cost Trump and his buddies millions in fake contracts, you'd be pissed as well. Now he's going to have to figure another way to pilfer millions of dollars from the American people.

You people with this phony Three Branches of Government. 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You people with this phony Three Branches of Government. 

just playing devil's advocate here, but if we don't punish him for violating it, it is phony.

if the house isn't able to enforce subpoenas, the three branch system is phony.

if the senate doesn't take a stand and convict, the impeachment process is phony.

so far he's been able to spread his propaganda successfully, because nobody has found a way to stop him.  now he's shitting on the impeachment inquiry and saying "the dems can't beat me at the ballot box" because he wants the dems to say, "ok, we will show you" and then poof, he's bought himself another year.  during the debates, the candidates were asked why impeachment is important now, instead of just waiting until the election.

nobody said what many of us were thinking - that gives him another year to fuck up our country (not to mention cheat and steal the election), and we cannot afford that.  just look at what he can accomplish in a week.

53 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You people with this phony Three Branches of Government. 

Sounds like Ishmael and bowling. You guys with your 10 frames. Grandpa taught us to bowl 15. 

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I know one of the first things I look for when picking a vacation resort is whether or not it's hosted a G7.  Right up there with, "Will drinking from the minibar kill me?".

The Cloister on Sea Island. GA is bad ass...

Is Donald Trump really Mike Moffitt from the parking spot episode of "Seinfeld"

Guy that calls everybody and everything a Real Phony! 

19 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Is Donald Trump really Mike Moffitt from the parking spot episode of "Seinfeld"

Guy that calls everybody and everything a Real Phony! 

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50 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Trump's a phony's phony. It's good Holden Caulfield isn't around to hear this, the irony would kill him.

Not like it would kill Seymour Glass, but yeah.

Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony!

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

The Cloister on Sea Island. GA is bad ass...

I’m sure it is. I’m also sure absolutely no one goes there just because it hosted a G7. 

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’m sure it is. I’m also sure absolutely no one goes there just because it hosted a G7. 

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1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

Not like it would kill Seymour Glass, but yeah.

Ah, Trump prefers Seymour Butts anyway

1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

Not like it would kill Seymour Glass, but yeah.

 

15 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Ah, Trump prefers Seymour Butts anyway

I hear the name Seymour, I think of Audrey & Seymour.

 

Well, none of the Trumps consider Eric to be family, so it's hard to blame him...and he is quite possibly mentally handicapped. 

He actually seemed like he believed in charity in the past. But has continued to try to win daddy’s approval/love by acting like the rest of his horrible family. But that is just a guess.

Trump also claimed he was the ONLY President to not take a salary. Never been done. Not true. George Washington, John Kennedy and Herbert Hoover did not take salaries. 

6 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

 and Herbert Hoover did not take salaries. 

ouch. Bet he regretted that one.

7 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Which one of our allies would do such a thing? Germany, Canada, France or some other foreign power that Trump antagonizes?

Maybe MI6 would do the deed and we could return the favor punish them by knocking off Boris Johnson. 

So this stupid motherfucker called Washington's slavery business 'wonderfully successful'.  Start the god damn trial for treason.  Fuck impeachment.  He's old, and I don't want to miss the chance to see his fat ass hang.   

10 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

So this stupid motherfucker called Washington's slavery business 'wonderfully successful'.  Start the god damn trial for treason.  Fuck impeachment.  He's old, and I don't want to miss the chance to see his fat ass hang.   

When did he say that?

6 hours ago, Nivek said:

Actually, Texas allows for duels but only with non-lethal combat.  No weapons, and no severe bodily harm.  kind of takes the fun out of it, I suppose.

One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. 

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

You people with this phony Three Branches of Government. 

Example infinity.  Mentally ill 

14 minutes ago, Pasken said:

When did he say that?

Today - I know it's hard to keep up.  He didn't mention slavery but everyone and their mom knows that was his business outside of being the President.  

2 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Trump also claimed he was the ONLY President to not take a salary. Never been done. Not true. George Washington, John Kennedy and Herbert Hoover did not take salaries. 

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

ouch. Bet he regretted that one.

Dam it.

 

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So in the last 55 minutes, he's retweeted around 15 or so tweets, almost all bitching abut Schiff.   Something must be coming down the pipeline this week.

Republican House members tried to get a censure vote against Schiff today. That’s the distraction for the day.

6 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Republican House members tried to get a censure vote against Schiff today. That’s the distraction for the day.

People are still talking about Tulsi, I am pretty sure that is the distraction.

 

What ever the distraction is, it's working. Trump is still our e-lected President, despite just in the last 24 hours calling emoluments "phony". Can you imagine if Obama Clinton?

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/russian-media-cheers-trump-moves-in-syria-putin-won-the-lottery

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“Putin won the lottery! Russia’s unexpected triumph in the Middle East,” raved Mikhail Rostovsky in his article for the Russian newspaper Moskovsky Komsomolets. “Those who were convinced of Trump’s uselessness for Russia ought to think again...What Washington got out of this strange move is completely unclear. To the contrary, what Moscow gained from this is self-evident...Trump’s mistake in Syria is the unexpected ‘lottery win’ that further strengthened Moscow’s position in the Middle East and undermined America’s prestige as a rational political player and a reliable partner.”  

 

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“This is such a pleasure,” grinned Olga Skabeeva, the host of Russia’s state television program 60 Minutes. “Russian soldiers have taken an American base under our complete control, without a fight!” Skabeeva’s co-host Evgeny Popov added: “Suddenly, we have defeated everyone.” Incredulously, Skabeeva pointed out: “This is an American base—and they just ran away! Trump ran away!”

 

Red, White and Blue - These Colors Don't Run ! (except 2016 - 2020 #MAGA)

What the fuck?

 

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