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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Having difficulty distinguishing what is real or fake/biased information about Trump? Just go straight to the source - his Twitter feed. That will tell you everything you need to know about him: his lying, his immaturity, his embarrassing behavior, his bad policies, his bad execution of policies, his lack of a moral compass, his misplaced loyalties, his illegal activities, and his corruption. It’s right there in black and white, and if you can’t see that, then some self-reflection may be a good idea.

Yea, going with "lynching" is always a good move. 

19 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If anything, he's always playing the victim.

He's such a whiny bitch. 63,000,000 Americans love themselves some whiny bitches.

Washington Post has an article fact checking Donald's wild cabinet session, and the first entry brought an actual Lulz as Donald corrects himself.... 

 

I don’t want to leave troops there. It’s very dangerous for — you know, we had 28 troops, as it turned out. People said 50. It was 28. And you had an army on both sides of those troops. Those troops could have been wiped out.”

It was Trump that had said 50 troops. But these tiny numbers belie the fact that Trump ordered the withdrawal of about 1,000 U.S. troops from northeastern Syria from about a dozen bases and outposts scattered across the region, where they worked alongside Syrian Kurdish partners. The hasty withdrawal, prompted by Trump’s decision to let Turkey invade, meant many of these bases had to be quickly abandoned.
21 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Yea, going with "lynching" is always a good move. 

 

59 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

A lynching.

His two friends, Diamond and Silk, retweeted the above message.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

A lynching.

He can't go one day without being a complete scumbag.

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

He can't go one day without being a complete scumbag.

That’s like asking Mr. Hanky to go one day not being a POS. Just isn’t possible.

His sheep got the message and voted accordingly. SMH that all of his name calling, slander, lies and they bow to this craven bully.

 

 

He is meeting with the Secretary of State for lunch, otherwise his briefing is all that is on his calendar. Fire up the tweet machine.

 

1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

is he repeating something they said on Fox and Friends? WTF?

Uh, this has been happening since the beginning.

1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

is he repeating something they said on Fox and Friends? WTF?

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11 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

His sheep got the message and voted accordingly. SMH that all of his name calling, slander, lies and they bow to this craven bully.

 

 

He is meeting with the Secretary of State for lunch, otherwise his briefing is all that is on his calendar. Fire up the tweet machine.

 

dude, i do more work while surfing surly and having a coffee than this guy does all day long

I thought KellyAnne had her own thread, but my search yielded nada. Laws are for the masses. Violate the law, shoot people on 5th Avenue, whatever it takes.

 

20 hours ago, Nivek said:

Actually, Texas allows for duels but only with non-lethal combat.  No weapons, and no severe bodily harm.  kind of takes the fun out of it, I suppose.

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Dotard watches Fox News?  Gee, thanks for the newsflash Matt.

We're all just living our lives in continuous closed feedback loops. 

Dotard watches Fox News?  Gee, thanks for the newsflash Matt.


Matt documents all of the FN/tweet connections. He’s done it for several years now.
15 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Matt documents all of the FN/tweet connections. He’s done it for several years now.

 

An important job for the history books, if they still exist in the future. 

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

His sheep got the message and voted accordingly. SMH that all of his name calling, slander, lies and they bow to this craven bully.

 

 

He is meeting with the Secretary of State for lunch, otherwise his briefing is all that is on his calendar. Fire up the tweet machine.

Given who is testifying today, Trump will be camped on his phone.  He will get a couple of good meltdowns today.  

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Given who is testifying today, Trump will be camped on his phone.  He will get a couple of good meltdowns today.  

Who?

Speaking of books: every time Trump promotes a book (“a GREAT book!”, “go out and buy it!”), Matt finds the FN segment that promoted it immediately beforehand. He’s using the office of the president as a commercial.

One day we’ll find out how much FN charges for this feature.

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who?

Bill Taylor, ambassador of text message fame.  

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who?

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Bill Taylor, the top US diplomat currently in Ukraine, is due at a closed-door session of three House committees and plans to fill in the gaps of his text messages with US diplomats about Ukraine, a source familiar with his testimony told CNN's Jeremy Herb and Kylie Atwood. That'll offer new material for an ever-broadening investigation now threatening to dash Democratic hopes of swiftly wrapping up the entire impeachment process.


Taylor will be asked about increasingly firm evidence that Trump was running an off-the-books foreign policy operation in Ukraine for personal political gain in a possible abuse of power.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/22/politics/democrats-donald-trump-impeachment-strategy/index.html

god, cnn's website sucks, though

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Wish I had a job where I could watch TV all morning.

13 minutes ago, sachick said:

Wish I had a job where I could watch TV all morning.

Even if it was watching FoxNews and Trump rallies? 

On 10/21/2019 at 9:22 AM, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

“He lied,” said Trish Amato, who worked at a General Motors plant in the area that stopped production earlier this year. “He told everybody it’s all coming back,” said Amato. “It’s not. It’s harder and harder to find a job.”

Amato, who voted for Trump in 2016 but is having misgivings about supporting him next year, is one of hundreds of workers at the Lordstown plant who lost their jobs, and in many cases sold their homes and left the region, since Trump’s speech in Youngstown in mid-2017.

Dave Hutchins, a Republican who owns a soybean, corn and cattle farm in central Ohio, voted for Trump in the last presidential election and said he would likely do so again next year. But Hutchins said he was waiting to see the results of the trade talks before passing judgment on Trump’s first term in office.

“The farm vote is in limbo. Right now a majority are still supporting him but he’s got to come through. He started this thing. He’s got to finish it,” Hutchins said.

 

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He said he was going to turn back time!  Revert from post-industrialism to industrialism!  He promised coal-powered cars and the development of a time machine, God dammit!

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"Misgivings supporting him" means that they'll need to hear Hannity call Warren a socialist a few more times than usual before they gleefully run in and vote straight ticket R because they're mad that a restaurant in California installed a transgender bathroom.

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24 minutes ago, sachick said:

Wish I had a job where I could watch TV all morning.

make better life decisions, then

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

"Misgivings supporting him" means that they'll need to hear Hannity call Warren a socialist a few more times than usual before they gleefully run in and vote straight ticket R.

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22 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

his filibustering is exhausting today.

main takeaway - he's basically george washington.

re: the doral and g7.  it's interesting to me that they even act like it was a "decision".  when trump found out the u.s. was hosting the g7, he said it was going to be at doral because he owns properties.  he wasn't ever thinking it would possibly be someplace else.  he still seems shocked anyone had issue with it.

And he's not the historical george washington in his head.  He's this George Muthafuckin' Washington:

 

9 minutes ago, Goredho said:

He said he was going to turn back time!  Revert from post-industrialism to industrialism!  He promised coal-powered cars and the development of a time machine, God dammit!

 

Saw this headline and got excited, but he’s not actually hanging dead outside the White House.  

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 Fuck every one of these idiots. 

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Fuck every one of these idiots. 

except, you know, the literal sense.

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

OK, lawdogs, what is to stop CNN or whoever from counter-suing the attorneys who file these frivolous lawsuits and at least getting lawyers fees from them, and at best getting them disbarred for filing obviously frivolous lawsuits?

 
OK, lawdogs, what is to stop CNN or whoever from counter-suing the attorneys who file these frivolous lawsuits and at least getting lawyers fees from them, and at best getting them disbarred for filing obviously frivolous lawsuits?


There’s no suit to countersue. It’s just an empty threat.
5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

except, you know, the literal sense.

Or even the figurative sense. 

1 minute ago, Lurch said:

 


There’s no suit to countersue. It’s just an empty threat.

 

Ah ha.  I misread this paragraph:

Representing both the president and the 2020 Trump campaign, Gawker-killing celebrity lawyer Charles Harder sent a four-page document to Zucker and CNN General Counsel David Vigilante alleging the news channel was violating the law with its coverage. In the letter, Trump and Harder threatened to sue CNN for falsely advertising itself as a legitimate news outlet, in addition to seeking “substantial payment of damages” as part of some sort of resolution.

 

Thought the four page letter was the lawsuit. Reading comprehension fail.

Multi tasking, how do these millennials do it?

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