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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Yeah. But Hillary said some people are deplorable. And Obama was the most divisive president evar

48 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I think it's the most likely explanation, which is mind-blowing.

 

Maybe he's ceded New Mexico back to (Old) Mexico?

2 hours ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

When you have to google search the definition of the word lynch to prove a point, you've already lost the argument.  But if you want to base your argument on a 5 second internet search, here's a wikipedia entry on lynching in the United States: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynching_in_the_United_States.  

First two sentences of the background: "After the Reconstruction era, most of the South was politically dominated by white men (and later white women).  Lynchings were used to enforce white supremacy and intimidate blacks by racial terrorism."

Let's look at social characteristics: "A major motive for lynchings, particularly in the South, was the white society's efforts to maintain white supremacy after emancipation of slaves following the American Civil War."

I understand that people don't like the term white privilege.  But when your understanding of the term lynching comes from fucking western movies without any understanding the its terroristic uses by whites against blacks during the Reconstruction and Jim Crow Eras (and beyond), that's fucking white privilege.  

 

Wow. Brilliant. 

10 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

 

21 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I want Trump to refer to Mexico as Old Mexico so he doesn't confuse them and New Mexico. 

RIP Old Mexico. Used to be my families go to Mexican food joint when I was a young lad in Corpus Christi. 

He’s the last hope for a white america 


Why a rich orange guy from NYC is the last great hope for poor white folks will always be the most baffling thing about Trumpkins.

It don’t make no sense!!!

He said something a month or two ago about South Dakota having an international border.  He's simply dumb as shit.

3 hours ago, lemonlime said:

He has always been a horrible person.  But if you look at video from say 15-20 years ago, he was able to express himself coherently. Even during the campaign he could string words together.  Now he just has enraged word salad interspersed with some drugged up reading off a teleprompter in 800 point font.

Getting virtually no sleep and the stress of constantly having to prove to the world how great you are (in fact the greatest) when you are in fact a complete piece of dogshit will do that to you.

Apparently Texas, NM and Arizona have fallen and the forces of white nationalism are falling back to defend the Rocky Mountains.

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

If Trump rallies are any indication, no masks will be necessary. 

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

You know what? I don’t even care anymore whether that’s legit or not. I’m sure it probably is. The mother has gone fucking insane and the republican crime organization is just sitting there with its thumb up its collective asses watching the country burn. 

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

The mother has gone fucking insane and the republican crime organization is just sitting there with its thumb up its collective asses watching the country burn. 

actually, the country as a whole is sitting and watching the country burn.  Republicans are cheering it on and doing everything they can to help.

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Show them my fucking shocked face:

 

Those people are not in any sense of the word “Christians,” at least any that Jesus would recognize. They are ignorant white supremacists who if Jesus came back today, would quickly nail him to the cross. Its faux Christianity used to whisk away all their faults because they claim to believe in Jesus. Its the worst aspect of Christianity in my opinion. You can murder and rape 100 kids but if you believe in Jesus 5 minutes before you die, you are saved. Fuck that shit. 

2 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

Republicans are cheering it on and doing everything they can to help.

It's like an Aggy bonfire

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Those people are not in any sense of the word “Christians,” at least any that Jesus would recognize. They are ignorant white supremacists who if Jesus came back today, would quickly nail him to the cross. Its faux Christianity used to whisk away all their faults because they claim to believe in Jesus. Its the worst aspect of Christianity in my opinion. You can murder and rape 100 kids but if you believe in Jesus 5 minutes before you die, you are saved. Fuck that shit. 

It's the "only God can judge me crowd". No bitch, I can judge you too and you fucking suck balls. 

30 minutes ago, F250 said:

POTUS just called fellow Americans human scum.

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16 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Apparently Texas, NM and Arizona have fallen and the forces of white nationalism are falling back to defend the Rocky Mountains.

 

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You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval.

SIAP but this is where we're headed. 

 

2 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

Man, between the white evangelical crowd and the pedophile priests, it's no wonder Christians are having a tough time recruiting these days. 

That's gold! I'm going to use this........relax, you'll get credit for it. The holiday's are going to be fun this year.

How does one start a civil war nowadays?

9 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

 

Time to fire that guy. Sorry trumpkins. Actions have consequences. 

Just now, Bookman said:

How does one start a civil war nowadays?

Apparently by posting like a big shot on twitter. 

Cival War was my favorite of the Marvel movies 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Cival War was my favorite of the Marvel movies 

Marvil? I thought it was CD?

13 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

 

Ignorant, loud and illiterate.  Checks all the Trumpkin boxes.

2 minutes ago, Bookman said:

How does one start a civil war nowadays?

You get a bunch of vets, cowboys, mountain men, red asses, brawlers, bikers and cucks who know how to fight and you give em guns! 

I've been out mowing before the rain moves in with the cool front. What's this about a wall in Colorado? Wow, DJ, you sure don't need no education.

 

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Pss. What is a Cival war? 

Dude. 

Civ -- short for civilian.  

Al - obviously this guy:

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So, what this CLEARLY means is that even though they are not soldiers, they are patriots, and Potsie, Ralph Malph, and the rest of the Happy Days gang will strap up and save us from the evil libtards!  Come one, man, wake up, sheeple!  WWG1WGA!!!!  

Last night I watched The Unforgiven. William Muny would have shot Trump’s sorry ass long before now. Hell so would have Little Bill or English Bob, just for being a gigantic pussy. The country has become weak. 

Oh, and also, note the threats of violence if [checks notes] Congress dares use a process that is actually expressly provided for in the Constitution to remove a corrupt and criminal executive.  The threat is quite simply this: if you dare employ the rule of law to do something that I don't like, I will commit acts of murderous violence against you.

And notice that the GOP surrogates and mouthpieces out there are starting to openly say this shit, and make their threats real clear.  Again, we have a political movement that is making systematic terroristic threats of murder if they don't get their way politically.  "terrorist organization," anyone? 

I mean, if a group called the "Grand Old Passel of muslims" said "if you dare use a constitutional mechanism to remove my favored politician, I'll murder you," our patriotic GOP and its fans would be shouting "terrorists!" from the highest mountaintop.  But when right wing white guys say it, well, they're just patriots! 

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, and also, note the threats of violence if [checks notes] Congress dares use a process that is actually expressly provided for in the Constitution to remove a corrupt and criminal executive.  The threat is quite simply this: if you dare employ the rule of law to do something that I don't like, I will commit acts of murderous violence against you.

And notice that the GOP surrogates and mouthpieces out there are starting to openly say this shit, and make their threats real clear.  Again, we have a political movement that is making systematic terroristic threats of murder if they don't get their way politically.  "terrorist organization," anyone? 

I mean, if a group called the "Grand Old Passel of muslims" said "if you dare use a constitutional mechanism to remove my favored politician, I'll murder you," our patriotic GOP and its fans would be shouting "terrorists!" from the highest mountaintop.  But when right wing white guys say it, well, they're just patriots! 

 

This is our fucking chance. Let them secede and tell them they can have Donald as their president for as long as they want. Hell, I'll chip in to pay them to leave 

 



Hey Rob, I heard Angel Hernandez and Joe West are in favor of impeachment.
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, and also, note the threats of violence if [checks notes] Congress dares use a process that is actually expressly provided for in the Constitution to remove a corrupt and criminal executive.  The threat is quite simply this: if you dare employ the rule of law to do something that I don't like, I will commit acts of murderous violence against you.

And notice that the GOP surrogates and mouthpieces out there are starting to openly say this shit, and make their threats real clear.  Again, we have a political movement that is making systematic terroristic threats of murder if they don't get their way politically.  "terrorist organization," anyone? 

I mean, if a group called the "Grand Old Passel of muslims" said "if you dare use a constitutional mechanism to remove my favored politician, I'll murder you," our patriotic GOP and its fans would be shouting "terrorists!" from the highest mountaintop.  But when right wing white guys say it, well, they're just patriots! 

The GOP criminal organization has basically become a terrorist organization that does not usually expressly advocates, but expressly condones, violence. Trump being the exception of course, he expressly advocates violence on his behalf.

Ledge out front shoulda told you. 

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, and also, note the threats of violence if [checks notes] Congress dares use a process that is actually expressly provided for in the Constitution to remove a corrupt and criminal executive.  The threat is quite simply this: if you dare employ the rule of law to do something that I don't like, I will commit acts of murderous violence against you.

And notice that the GOP surrogates and mouthpieces out there are starting to openly say this shit, and make their threats real clear.  Again, we have a political movement that is making systematic terroristic threats of murder if they don't get their way politically.  

And by way of their silence when presented with it, Republicans approve of and endorse it. 

18 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

You get a bunch of vets, cowboys, mountain men, red asses, brawlers, bikers and cucks who know how to fight and you give em guns! 

rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers....

...then we come riding into town a-whoopin' and a-whompin'...

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Professional umpire and amateur political scientist Rob Drake earlier tweeted this gem before threatening Cival War:

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"You can't do an impeachment inquiry from the basement of Capital Hill without even a vote! What is going on in this country?"

 

 

Hey Rob, it's spelled CAPITOL Hill and it's a fucking neighborhood, without a basement.

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Professional umpire and amateur political scientist Rob Drake earlier tweeted this gem before threatening Cival War:

 

 

Hey Rob, it's spelled CAPITOL Hill and it's a fucking neighborhood, without a basement.

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Isn't it comforting to baseball fans, especially baseball fans who bet large sums of money on outcomes of major league baseball games, to know that Rob Drake is responsible for the fair and accurate umpiring of those games?

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Isn't it comforting to baseball fans, especially baseball fans who bet large sums of money on outcomes of major league baseball games, to know that Rob Drake is responsible for the fair and accurate umpiring of those games?

That dude isn’t in the World Series is he? 

Damn I’m running out of popcorn.

6 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

That dude isn’t in the World Series is he? 

Not that I could see. But if he was, all of his calls would be 'perfect', don'tcha know.

 

9 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

That dude isn’t in the World Series is he? 

No

45 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Apparently by posting like a big shot on twitter. 

All his friends were so knocked out. 

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