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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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39 minutes ago, suddenly shaggy said:

Joe diGenova and Victoria Toensing are John Solomon's lawyers. In a continued Fox "News" pattern, none of them disclosed this, despite John Solomon repeatedly quoting Toensing. 

https://www.politico.com/news/2019/10/24/ukraine-oligarch-lawyers-joe-digenova-victoria-toensing-056643

All meeting in Vienna? --> indicted Dimitry Firtash, Fruman, Parnas, mob lawyers Toensing and diGenova, and Rudy.  I think Hannity was supposed to go too.

I'd be shocked if DiGenova and Toensing aren't also "representing" Hannity.  

3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

lulz.  not just 'won't' but 'not invited'

 

 

 

If the statement was worded exactly like that tweet above, I approve that message.

Trump puts out feelers that he might throw out the first pitch on Sunday, then sits and waits for the Nationals to invite him. Which they don't. 

He's such a passive aggressive little stubby fingered bitch. 

How bad is it bugging him that Hillary, Pelosi and Obama are speaking at Elijah Cummings funeral and he's not even there? Don't think Pence is there either.

How bad is it bugging him that Hillary, Pelosi and Obama are speaking at Elijah Cummings funeral and he's not even there? Don't think Pence is there either.
I'm going to say he doesn't care one bit. I'd go so far to say that if it isn't mentioned on Fox News he'll be too busy Tweeting some other drivel to even notice there's a memorial taking place.
20 minutes ago, sachick said:

How bad is it bugging him that Hillary, Pelosi and Obama are speaking at Elijah Cummings funeral and he's not even there? Don't think Pence is there either.

Speaking at a black man's funeral is bad optics for his base. Unless it is to brag about killing that specific black man. 

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"People are saying I should have killed Elijah Cummings.  I don't agree, but people are saying it.  Maybe I should have, I don't know.  Anyway, he's dead."

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"People are saying I should have killed Elijah Cummings.  I don't agree, but people are saying it.  Maybe I should have, I don't know.  Anyway, he's dead."

There is sadly a non-zero chance this would happen.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

There is sadly a non-zero chance this would happen.

I left out the sudden transition to Shifty Schiff and the Perfect Phone Call, Where Is The Whistleblower?, and James Comey Should Be Arrested!!!

I'm pretty sure, after some incestual abuse in the past is revealed, and Trump tries some more illegal shit to avoid impeachment, and more sexual assault witnesses some forward, and collusion is solidified, and all the other crazy bullshit that comes with him each week...he's just gonna resign the day before the general election and before boarding Marine One, he shouts out the press pool, "THE ARISTROCRATS!"  

And I'll have to tip my hat to the man for such comedic artistry.  

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

No way he's going. 

He might pull a Pence. Show up just so he can leave in a huff . . . to own the libs. Cause he and all republicans are whiny little bitches that way.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I have a follow up with my oncologist next week. I don't even play a doctor on television, but I don't think this would be diagnosed as a locker room cancer. If Donald Trump were on a team, it would be a fungus. Remember that humongous fungus in Michigan? Picture Donaldritis Illudens slowing spreading through the team and locker room. Orange with a foul stench that clumsily attaches itself to every crevice and orifice one possesses. A million spores of orange dusty cloud of evil lies, braggadocio,  bigotry, misogyny, and hatred that ensnare everyone in delicate tendrils of loathing and enmity. Attack it, and the spores multiply,  scatter and sprout anew and one is left with orange slime clinging like snot on a shirt sleeve and the irresistible urge to take a shower in bleach.

 

 

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looks like the friday edition is starting early by the chopper.

did i hear now that romania is involved?

i guess they heard about ukraine's perfect conversation and they wanted a piece of the action.  can you fucking blame them?

"investigate the investigators".  preach.

He's starting to sound like a 3am infomercial scammer. 

 

1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I like that we’ve now had three of these and Trump had no role in any.  McCain, GHWB, Cummings. 

cnn cut away from him blathering to cover clinton live at the memorial.

4 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

He's starting to sound like a 3am infomercial scammer. 

 

I think he meant to say "You'll have health care the likes of which you'll never see."

14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

did i hear now that romania is involved?

I read an article this morning that Rudy is revving up an attack on Hunter Biden for providing legal services to a corrupt Romanian businessman.

The problem is, Rudy also provided legal services to the same guy.

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

lol ya think?

 

Rudy "Fraud Guarantee" Giuliani

2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

lulz.  not just 'won't' but 'not invited'

 

 

 

 

They should have invited him. So then he can be a bitch and not do it, or do and look like the fat ass he is, and get the fuck booed out of him.

 

Alternate bonus scenario: He can throw the first pitch, the strain of which causes the Big One, he collapses on the mound in a pile of his own shit, and gets cheered.

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

He could probably lob a decent enough pitch up there, which he would never stop bragging about.  It would be worth it just to have the footage of him being booed more forcefully and than anyone in history, though.

I would definitely take the risk that he throws a nice high heater on the off chance that his fat ass would trip and fall.

3 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

So, this is some sort of deep state sting operation where if you actually buy this movie you get red-flagged and your right to vote taken away, right? RIGHT?

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

So, this is some sort of deep state sting operation where if you actually buy this movie you get red-flagged and your right to vote taken away, right? RIGHT?

Um sir, are you suggesting that Trump wasn't sent from God?

Blasphemy.

6 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

I know the education level of most Trump supporters is minimal and all.....but that last review doesn't seem to make the point I think they are trying to make. 

2008-2016: “Why do you insist on saying I think Obama is the chosen one?”

2019: “oh.”

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

No way he's going. 

The surest way to get him to show up somewhere, is to tell him he’s not invited.  That’s going to bug the shit out of him.   

2 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Speaking at a black man's funeral is bad optics for his base. Unless it is to brag about killing that specific black man. 

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

I'm pretty sure, after some incestual abuse in the past is revealed, and Trump tries some more illegal shit to avoid impeachment, and more sexual assault witnesses some forward, and collusion is solidified, and all the other crazy bullshit that comes with him each week...he's just gonna resign the day before the general election and before boarding Marine One, he shouts out the press pool, "THE ARISTROCRATS!"  

And I'll have to tip my hat to the man for such comedic artistry.  

Trump could be on a video, Yelling out his own name and social security number, raping a baby, that Ivanka is holding down, while Don Jr. cheers him on, and Eric cries in the corner and he would not lose a single % of Republican support.    Now get that image out of your head.

1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

He's starting to sound like a 3am infomercial scammer. 

 

Wait, I thought this was socialism? Or does he mean, you'll have great healthcare, as long as you're not poor, which is literally the status quo.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Wait, I thought this was socialism? Or does he mean, you'll have great healthcare, as long as you're not poor, which is literally the status quo.

Technically, zero health care could be described as "the likes of which you've never seen". 

Has anyone else noticed that we keep being promised this amazing health care as long as we vote the right way? But yet the pubs had both houses and the presidency and, nothing. It’s really weird.

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1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

They didn’t have time for the amazing healthcare because they were so busy accomplishing so many other things, like the tax cut, and ... and ... have I said the tax cut already?

And that he was able to get that Judge who liked to whip his dick out at parties on the Supreme Court. That's a good two years worth of work.

28 minutes ago, Red Five said:

2008-2016: “Why do you insist on saying I think Obama is the chosen one?”

2019: “oh.”

 

Every accusation is truly a confession with these morons.  They can't help themselves. 

Trump waddling out to the mound to throw out the first pitch in game 5 of the World Series among a loud chorus of boos and then throwing a pitch that doesn’t even make it to home plate would be the single greatest moment in television history. The ratings for that game would be through the roof. 

Why is this not fucking happening? Invite his sorry ass post haste. 

Oh and the shitstain in chief is polling underwater with Rasmussen 43-56. Thats more like 39-59 in reality. 

8 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Oh and the shitstain in chief is polling underwater with Rasmussen 43-56. Thats more like 39-59 in reality. 

37-58 according to fivethirtyeight.com

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

Um sir, are you suggesting that Trump wasn't sent from God?

Blasphemy.

Locusts, frogs, pretty bad flood, Trump. Makes sense.

25 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Trump waddling out to the mound to throw out the first pitch in game 5 of the World Series among a loud chorus of boos and then throwing a pitch that doesn’t even make it to home plate would be the single greatest moment in television history. The ratings for that game would be through the roof. 

Why is this not fucking happening? Invite his sorry ass post haste. 

They found a great person to throw out the first pitch. Amazing we can go into a restaurant and find a great humanitarian,  but we cant find one in the oval office. 

1 minute ago, Dewey said:

They found a great person to throw out the first pitch. Amazing we can go into a restaurant and find a great humanitarian,  but we cant find one in the oval office. 

Damn immigrants 

WSJ reporting that the Trumps are trying to sell the rights to the DC hotel for $500M.  (Much like the rest of his “empire,” he doesn’t actually own it.)

Yep, a very interesting vendiagram or correlation matrix could be made where you overlay republican house members that aren’t necessarily ball gargling trump supporters and when their particular state says a primary opponent has to declare an opposition run against an incumbent.  
 

I’m actually gonna take credit for this and have the Texas polling project run with it.  Very powerful stuff IMO.  I’m guessing the median time on the calendar would be February or so 

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