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5 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

My Pollyanna side is hoping the Republicans are just trying to wait it out until it’s too late to be primaried, and then sometime in the spring at least some of them are going to turn on Trump.   This has nothing to do with hoping they have character, of course, but rather that Trunp’s numbers are getting so toxic they’ll think breaking with him is the best route for self-preservation once they’re out of a Republican primary race.  

interesting.  hadn't thought of that.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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12 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

WSJ reporting that the Trumps are trying to sell the rights to the DC hotel for $500M.  (Much like the rest of his “empire,” he doesn’t actually own it.)

I hope someone buys it and turns it into public housing

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

On a related note, the Reps have until November 21 (I think ?) to get funding approved to avoid government shutdown. I hope the committees can step on the gas to get everyone deposed and the chess pieces lined up by then.

52 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

And that he was able to get that Judge who liked to whip his dick out at parties on the Supreme Court.

ALLEGEDLY

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Listening to this man speak is like ear bleach after watching a Trump heli-rant.  

5 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Listening to this man speak is like ear bleach after watching a Trump heli-rant.  

Sometimes it's easy to forget that he once took a selfie. Time heals all wounds I suppose. 

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 


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Checkmate libtard.

 

Not a doubt he put a Monica Seles grunt/moan behind that throw. 

Franks & Beans.  Franks & Beans! 

Friend just told me about PresVillian on the twitters.  Takes Trump quotes and puts them into comic books. 

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1 minute ago, tantric superman said:

Although I admit I kind of had forgotten.

Exactly

2 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I know the education level of most Trump supporters is minimal and all.....but that last review doesn't seem to make the point I think they are trying to make. 

I think he meant to use the triple dog negative...

"Love this movie.  If you don't believe Donald J Trump wasn't sent to us from God then you aren't a fool"

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I think he meant to use the triple dog negative...

"Love this movie.  If you don't believe Donald J Trump wasn't sent to us from God then you aren't a fool"

fresh off the boat mind blown GIF

52 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

On a related note, the Reps have until November 21 (I think ?) to get funding approved to avoid government shutdown. I hope the committees can step on the gas to get everyone deposed and the chess pieces lined up by then.

I hope they can get veto proof majorities, because I think The Donald will shut the government down to distract from and delay the impeachment inquiry.

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

On a related note, the Reps have until November 21 (I think ?) to get funding approved to avoid government shutdown. I hope the committees can step on the gas to get everyone deposed and the chess pieces lined up by then.

Ah, somebody outside the belt way has noticed the uncovered sparking wire over the pile of oily rags. 
 

Trump has the option to shut the government down if he so wishes.  Including the legislative branch.  

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I hope they can get veto proof majorities, because I think The Donald will shut the government down to distract from and delay the impeachment inquiry.

That might be his plan. Because, like the inquiry and everything else, he will blame the Democrats, Nancy Pelosi and anyone else he can. The book, A Warning,  by Anonymous is set to release on November 19, there will be more court cases upcoming, and by then Putin will have taken over the entirety of the Middle East so DJ might be a little tense. Unless, of course, sometime in the next four weeks someone manages to slip him the codes and we're all kablooey. I'm heading for the lanai....it's a little cool today, so I hope there is a firepit for s'mores.

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Just in time for Christmas.

 

31 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I hope they can get veto proof majorities, because I think The Donald will shut the government down to distract from and delay the impeachment inquiry.

And to prevent an actual election. He admires China where they just installed the guy for life. Why not him? He's beloved by everyone. He hears it every day from everyone.

Friend just told me about PresVillian on the twitters.  Takes Trump quotes and puts them into comic books. 
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I know the purpose of that is to highlight how ridiculous Trump us, but I can guarantee you most of his base would probably think those are awesome in a completely non-ironic way

The base can fuck itself it it's ignorant ass.

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38 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

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Just in time for Christmas.

 

By taking his words and rearranging them, he was able to make poetry. How innovative! Can't believe nobody else ever wrote poetry with *checks notes* words other people have also used. 

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That might be his plan. Because, like the inquiry and everything else, he will blame the Democrats, Nancy Pelosi and anyone else he can. The book, A Warning,  by Anonymous is set to release on November 19, there will be more court cases upcoming, and by then Putin will have taken over the entirety of the Middle East so DJ might be a little tense. Unless, of course, sometime in the next four weeks someone manages to slip him the codes and we're all kablooey. I'm heading for the lanai....it's a little cool today, so I hope there is a firepit for s'mores.

you seem like a nice person, but is there any way you can stop calling him dj?

i know it's a selfish request, but i stand by it.

He will shut down the government if he can.  It’s his last chance.   

He won’t consider or care how many people and their families it will fuck over, and because he’s playing tic-tac-toe instead of chess, he won’t realize how many Senators and Reps facing re-election next year will be putin a bind.   

But he should go ahead and do it heading into Thanksgiving/Christmas.   I’m sure everybody affected will forgive him.  

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

you seem like a nice person, but is there any way you can stop calling him dj?

i know it's a selfish request, but i stand by it.

I'm glad someone finally said it

Trump also appears to have stripped, or refused to renew some trade privileges from Ukraine. This hasn't really been covered much, since it's swamped under with the other graft, but seems huge. 

 

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The White House’s trade representative in late August withdrew a recommendation to restore some of Ukraine’s trade privileges after John Bolton, then-national security adviser, warned him that President Trump probably would oppose any action that benefited the government in Kyiv, according to people briefed on the matter.

 

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interesting.  hadn't thought of that.

It’s called the aggy quarterback cycle. I
6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

you seem like a nice person, but is there any way you can stop calling him dj?

i know it's a selfish request, but i stand by it.

She TOTALLY agrees....

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7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He will shut down the government if he can.  It’s his last chance.   

He won’t consider or care how many people and their families it will fuck over, and because he’s playing tic-tac-toe instead of chess, he won’t realize how many Senators and Reps facing re-election next year will be putin a bind.   

But he should go ahead and do it heading into Thanksgiving/Christmas.   I’m sure everybody affected will forgive him.  

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23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He will shut down the government if he can.  It’s his last chance.   

He won’t consider or care how many people and their families it will fuck over, and because he’s playing tic-tac-toe instead of chess, he won’t realize how many Senators and Reps facing re-election next year will be putin a bind.   

But he should go ahead and do it heading into Thanksgiving/Christmas.   I’m sure everybody affected will forgive him.  

Intentional or unintentional typo? 

27 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

But he should go ahead and do it heading into Thanksgiving/Christmas.   I’m sure everybody affected will forgive him.  

Luckily nobody travels during those months so the TSA impact should be minimal.

14 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

 

i'm not spending 10 minutes watching that.  any highlights or summaries?

i watched 45 seconds and there were a bunch of hot chicks /texashammer

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm not spending 10 minutes watching that.  any highlights or summaries?

i watched 45 seconds and there were a bunch of hot chicks /texashammer

6:55 mark.

Deplorable Debbie: "After 9/11, Trump was at the Ground Zero paying out of his own pocket..."

Reporter: "Where did you hear that"

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27 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

 

“Take A Bullet For Trump” .  How can I donate to this effort?

1 hour ago, seven said:

I'm glad someone finally said it

Yes. Please stop with the DJ thing. It’s dumb. 

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

you seem like a nice person, but is there any way you can stop calling him dj?

i know it's a selfish request, but i stand by it.

Yes please! 

9 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

Yes. Please stop with the DJ thing. It’s dumb. 

Oh, I don't know...

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On second thought... yeah, that's dumb.

1 hour ago, seven said:

I'm glad someone finally said it

Yes. Please stop with the DJ thing. It’s dumb. 

So tell them to do it, you little bitch. They're YOUR lawyers

5 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Damn immigrants 

He has one of them Mexican names and we all know they are good at the baseballs. 

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