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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

is he talking about his lawyers in jail, pending indictment, or other?

Technically, zero health care could be described as "the likes of which you've never seen". 

The great thing about zero heath care is it’s affordable for everyone.
 

There has got to be pictures of this
5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

criminal

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

hilarious !

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

you seem like a nice person, but is there any way you can stop calling him dj?

i know it's a selfish request, but i stand by it.

Sigh. You ask very nicely, so I will try to do that. And also because tantric superman used a picture of Deadpool and I love that movie. Anyway, do you prefer Trump? Donald? The President?

4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Sigh. You ask very nicely, so I will try to do that. And also because tantric superman used a picture of Deadpool and I love that movie. Anyway, do you prefer Trump? Donald? The President?

dj just sounds like an affectionate nickname.  at the very least a cute or neutral one, which seems weird.

i don't demand an insult like "idiot" or "dotard" or "this fucking moron" or anything.  i just say "trump".

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

“Take A Bullet For Trump” .  How can I donate to this effort?

Do you own a gun?

54 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

His go to for all of his problems, go for it, probably ends up airing more of his corruption in the process. 

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

dj just sounds like an affectionate nickname.  at the very least a cute or neutral one, which seems weird.

i don't demand an insult like "idiot" or "dotard" or "this fucking moron" or anything.  i just say "trump".

I hadn't considered your perspective, so thanks for explaining that. Trump it is.

 

I wonder if Fox aired any of Obama's eulogy at Rep. Cummings funeral service. It was very nice. Regardless, I hope if Trump happens to watch it sometime, he notices the eloquence with which his predecessor spoke, but he won't.

does trump realize that the DoJ is not 'his lawyers' ?

2 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

 

This confirms the rule I have for protests.  I can turn the sound off and tell you instantly whether I agree with them or not.  

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

does trump realize that the DoJ is not 'his lawyers' ?

Of course not. 

Also DJ is Derrick Johnson who rules and should never have to share a nickname with Trump.

Edited by BradInATX

 

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm not spending 10 minutes watching that.  any highlights or summaries?

i watched 45 seconds and there were a bunch of hot chicks /texashammer

 

One of the comments was spot on: A large percentage of those attending DOTARD's Klan rallies are the same people over and over. His "base" is not as large as it would seem based on the attendance numbers of those rallies.

3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

One of the comments was spot on: A large percentage of those attending DOTARD's Klan rallies are the same people over and over. His "base" is not as large as it would seem based on the attendance numbers of those rallies.

well the twitter caption implies some inconsistency between trump's message and his crowd's behavior.  guess not.

11 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

One of the comments was spot on: A large percentage of those attending DOTARD's Klan rallies are the same people over and over. His "base" is not as large as it would seem based on the attendance numbers of those rallies.

His base is the Republican Party and its members.  

 Pretty much every person interviewed was either an old or incel looking. They all talked about how welcomed they feel at the rally, including during the day or two they camp in line to get in early.

Probably because they have no real friends and their families have cut them off because . So they get their emotional support from their fellow trumpkins.

24 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

One of the comments was spot on: A large percentage of those attending DOTARD's Klan rallies are the same people over and over. His "base" is not as large as it would seem based on the attendance numbers of those rallies.

NASCAR got boring so they switched tours.

dj just sounds like an affectionate nickname.  at the very least a cute or neutral one, which seems weird.
i don't demand an insult like "idiot" or "dotard" or "this fucking moron" or anything.  i just say "trump".
We should "name him Shithead" - The Jerk, 1979.
3 hours ago, BradInATX said:

Also DJ is Derrick Johnson who rules and should never have to share a nickname with Trump.

Don't forget DJ Augustin.

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 Pretty much every person interviewed was either an old or incel looking. They all talked about how welcomed they feel at the rally, including during the day or two they camp in line to get in early.

Probably because they have no real friends and their families have cut them off because . So they get their emotional support from their fellow trumpkins.

That's how cults work. 

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 Pretty much every person interviewed was either an old or incel looking. They all talked about how welcomed they feel at the rally, including during the day or two they camp in line to get in early.

Probably because they have no real friends and their families have cut them off because . So they get their emotional support from their fellow trumpkins.

So aggy?



He's on an early tear this morning. Are we supposed to applaud him for picking up the tab for a family dinner?
38 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

 


He's on an early tear this morning. Are we supposed to applaud him for picking up the tab for a family dinner?

 

He hates Camp David.  He must be salty as fuck he had to be there.

A lot of people say David killed Goliath while camping at that camp.  

To be fair,  it’s near peak foliage and the weather is very nice, if a bit overcast, so I’m sure it’s lovely.

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Smartest statement he's made while in office 

26 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

....

He needs to apologize to the Central Park 5 before the words "African-American" ever leaves his lips again. 

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Good to know there are "other reasons."

 

Speaking of Russia, Trump's weather Sharpie almost came through for him with tropical storm Olga that was headed for Colorado Alabama. It is post tropical now, but he still has a storm heading his way and nothing on his public calendar today so he will have a lot to ponder.Cue up Game 5 of the World Series for added drama.

1 hour ago, Slade said:

He needs to apologize to the Central Park 5 before the words "African-American" ever leaves his lips again. 

 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

I'm a little disappointed Ms. Harris responded to his bully taunt this way. Personally, I'd rather she would have thanked him for FINALLY being desperate enough to get Mitch McConnell to pass the bipartisan legislation McConnell had pettishly blocked when it was proposed during Obama's presidency. First, it points out McConnell's tactic and second, it highlights the former leader to whom Trump hates to be compared.

2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

 


He's on an early tear this morning. Are we supposed to applaud him for picking up the tab for a family dinner?

 

"Cost of the event will be totally paid for by me!" in Trumpese translates to "I'm not paying for this". 

13 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

How can I make my daughter's wedding anniversary about me?

"Beat it Jared! Ivanka and I have some celebrating to do!"

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