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3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

i believe that was the first album i ever bought.

You must be a youngster.  I botched a trivia question about that song when in a brief fit of mental dyslexia I yelled out "BLIND LEMON".  I was a blues fan but Mr. Jefferson did not write that song.

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14 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

You must be a youngster.  I botched a trivia question about that song when in a brief fit of mental dyslexia I yelled out "BLIND LEMON".  I was a blues fan but Mr. Jefferson did not write that song.

forgivable blending.  the lemonheads were making the same music at the same time.

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

What's he tweeting about?  I don't have that account or app, but please post a couple of his more poignant thoughts. 

I used to think, as much as I disliked him, that he at least seems to be up and at it very early for a fat guy his age.  Then somebody on here started posting his official calendar each day and I see that for the most part, other that tweeting, he doesn't do anything else before lunch.  So it's easy to get up when all you have to do is just spew rage.  I mean, isn't that we're doing right now?  But then most of us have to hit the grind here shortly and help with kids, etc.  

Anyway, I wonder which WH Staffer has to come into his bedroom to help him with these tweets.  Obviously Milania ain't in there to assist with spelling, word choice, etc.  Some poor communications staffer has to come in there and see him in his most undecent.  I can see him now talking to her, "Nevermind my massive morning wood sweetheart.  We gotta get these tweets out."  

I'll tell you what he DOESN'T do in the mornings...

 

Fuck his wife. 

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

and of course who could forget Mitch McConnell's favorite song, by the great Elvis Presley

"In the Cold Kentucky Ukrain"  

and yes you moronic Trump lovers, I can do this all day.  I have an encyclopedic knowledge of song lyrics.

One thing I learned in law school.  Always get the name of your key alibi correct.  


Ukraine keeps falling on my head.

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

jfc i can't even.

i just don't understand. really, i can't wrap my head around it like at ALL. ~half of my fellow citizens look at that and think Obama is a piece of shit and Trump is a god. how is that our reality? HOW??

wtf happened to us. 

 

A bunch of conservative white people got really mad when a black man got elected President.

23 hours ago, Captainant said:

@Horn Under a Bad Sign you should deffo spoiler that rudeness lol. Not expecting titties while scrolling through a politics thread at work

 

I am sorry, man.  It didn't occur to me that not everybody lives like I do.  Should have done that. 

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You demand a quid pro quo

“I need some dirt on Joe”

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15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

LOL. WTF. 

Fuck you, Pence. Quit fucking up my traffic (more):

https://www.statesman.com/news/20191029/traffic-alert-downtown-austin-streets-closed-ahead-of-pence-visit?utm_source=SND&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=statesman&fbclid=IwAR1nEclIKUpZ-AHb7TbleWL7rnWp6q65Pg-TE9_xEJKhB3P0vBMZBbxf2_A

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Posted at 11:45 AM
   

Traffic in downtown Austin is being restricted just ahead of Vice President Mike Pence’s scheduled visit to the city.

Pence is expected to land at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport on Air Force Two at 11:45 a.m., according to the White House. No public events are scheduled on Pence’s Austin itinerary, but he is expected to speak at a campaign fundraising luncheon at an undisclosed location.

Pence visited Fort Hood in Killeen on Tuesday morning to observe an Army training exercise, participate in a discussion on veteran transition issues and speak to military and civilian personnel.

Austin police officers are out at the intersection of Lavaca Street and Fourth Street, police said. The two lanes of Lavaca Street between Fourth and Fifth streets will be closed until 2 p.m., police said. Two lanes of southbound Guadalupe Street from Fifth to Fourth streets also will be closed until 2 p.m., they said.

“Drivers are advised to find another route during this time period as traffic flow will be impacted,” police said.

Police could not confirm they were in the area because of Pence and instead said they are providing assistance for a U.S. dignitary.

 

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10 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

28 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

LOL. WTF. 

Dads have been known to prank their children at times, but that was mean. Melania is smart to keep her son away from that guy.

14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

so wait, this dude has been reported dead now 7 times and we're going by a pair of underwear as verification. we HAVE to be in alternate timeline

This Administration = Ukrain Clown Posse

 

 

 

yes that's on purpose 

Admiral McRaven has this little Home Depot tape measure in his medals cabinet with a great story behind it.  Trump will have a pair of soiled underwear for his. 
 

quite fitting if you think about it.  

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5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so wait, this dude has been reported dead now 7 times and we're going by a pair of underwear as verification. we HAVE to be in alternate timeline

We have an expert on skid mark identification.

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3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Admiral McRaven has this little Home Depot tape measure in his medals cabinet with a great story behind it.  Trump will have a pair of soiled underwear for his. 
 

quite fitting if you think about it.  

Admiral McRaven has a LOT of great stories. I'd love to sit on his front porch and listen to him and his Mrs. speak.

19 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Admiral McRaven has this little Home Depot tape measure in his medals cabinet with a great story behind it.  Trump will have a pair of soiled underwear for his. 
 

quite fitting if you think about it.  

I doubt it will fit, but Donald may try. 

3 hours ago, mchookem said:

 

wtf happened to us. 

 

Fox and Facebook finally metastasized. 

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future historians will look on this and probably decide he did this shit on purpose:

 

He talks like us.

Oh yeah, don’t forget he’s saving beautiful, clean coal. 
 

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/29/business/murray-energy-bankruptcy/index.html

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New York (CNN Business)The slow death of the American coal industry has forced Murray Energy, the largest private coal miner in the United States, to file for bankruptcy protection Tuesday. 

Murray Energy's bankruptcy has been telegraphed for years. It recently failed to make payments to lenders, and the company entered into a forbearance agreement that bought it time to negotiate a restructuring. But that grace period came and went, and Murray Energy was unable to pay its bills. S&P Global Ratings downgraded the company's credit rating to "default" earlier this month.
The coal company formed a restructuring agreement with some of its lenders, representing about 60% of Murray's $1.7 billion in liabilities. The company announced Tuesday it has received $350 million in credit to keep its business operational through bankruptcy. 
Robert Murray, the self-proclaimed king of the coal industry, has been replaced as CEO. Murray Energy announced Tuesday that former Chief Financial Officer Robert Moore will take over as the company's new chief executive. Robert Murray will remain as the company's chairman.

 

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13 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

He talks like us.

Oh yeah, don’t forget he’s saving beautiful, clean coal. 
 

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/29/business/murray-energy-bankruptcy/index.html

 


Whoever is running for the Democrats in West Virginia next year just needs to repeat over and over "He promised to save the coal jobs and he didn't."  Over and over and over.  A simple message for the simple-minded. 

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Admiral McRaven has a LOT of great stories. I'd love to sit on his front porch and listen to him and his Mrs. speak.

I read his book "Sea Stories" earlier this year. I'd highly recommend it. 

Do you suppose Devin Nunez and Mark Esperanto are cousins? How was Devin Nunes ever able to write a book when he is so busy suing people and crying during the depositions. Oh, maybe his aide that has been leaking info wrote it.....

 

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8 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

 

 

Ha ha ha this is great.

Not really fair, sham and PACs is redundant.

22 minutes ago, pacman said:

Not really fair, sham and PACs is redundant.

So, does that make you a sham, man?

15 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Wow is the only thing that comes to mind. I didn’t watch any of the POS announcement. I didn’t know it was 48 min long and I didn’t know how fucking moronic he sounded. Wow. 

For real?

What the hell is an infair process?

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

What the hell is an infair process?

"infair process" is what happens when you are caught dealing "Substance" which sometimes leads to prison time.

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Today, the President is a VERY BUSY man. Not. He is having lunch with the VP, and then Medal of Honor ceremony this afternoon. Tweets and retweets today.

Bypassing Senate confirmation to own the libs.

And of course...

 

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I think this pretty much guarantees a recession. Trillion dollar deficit? Hold my beer.

4 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

 

I think this pretty much guarantees a recession. Trillion dollar deficit? Hold my beer.

 

Dumb question amnesty.....for some time now we have seen the writing on the wall in regards to a coming recession. We see tweets like the ones above on a weekly basis..... 

Soooo......why does the stock market keep chugging along to higher levels? Remember, 

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I think this pretty much guarantees a recession. Trillion dollar deficit? Hold my beer.
Economic numbers out today reflect a "robust" 1.9% growth. I really like how his Twitter history ALWAYS comes back to bite him in the ass.03c0bda15474f694844ca3b3154fa200.jpg
21 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Wait, you mean businesses invested less after the bigly good tax cuts?  

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