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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Yes, it’s real. 

 

Yep.  Can tell by the hands.

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I like this one.

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100% trump is already asking about giving that dog the MoH 

And  one for himself 

2 hours ago, TornACL said:

We all know that Trump would never get that close to a dog.

 

 

Dogs can sense evil. No way that dog would ever turn his back to DOTARD.

My question is why? Is he too scared of dogs to give the award? Does he not like the guy who he gave the MOH to? 

16 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Dogs can sense evil. No way that dog would ever turn his back to DOTARD.

That animal has been trained to attack terrorists. DOTARD wouldn't be safe within 1/4 mile of him.

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Yes, it’s real. 

 

 

Like everything else in this shitshow of an "administration", the full story is far worse when it comes out later. 

 

 

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lol Twitter is good sometimes.


My favorite part of the picture is the medal is a paw.

1 hour ago, Mapache said:

 

The morning consult poll has him -5 in Ohio, -3 in Montana, and -2 in Nebraska. But it also has him +1 in Georgia. And +2 in Texas.

+2 in Texas seems mighty tight.  Texas went 52%-43% for Trump in 2016.

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11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

+2 in Texas seems mighty tight.  Texas went 52%-43% for Trump in 2016.

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Come on Texas ..... learn goddamn it, learn!

And this guy has been nominated for life by Trump.


10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And this guy has been nominated for life by Trump.
 

 

I wouldn’t be crying like a little child caught with his hand in the cookie jar if accused of saying something I didn’t say, I’d be fucking furious.   

13 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And this guy has been nominated for life by Trump.
 

 

Fuck this guy 

Hell, it's only Wednesday and we've had two people either tear up or actually break down and cry when called out (Trump and this vanDyke). Amazing what happens when they are dragged from their echo chambers. That said, fuck'em. Keep shinning the light on them.

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

100% trump is already asking about giving that dog the MoH 

And  one for himself 

Is he really asking about a medal for himself?

15 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

That said, fuck'em. Keep shinning the light on them.

Daylight is excellent disinfectant.

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SIAP, but David Roth, probably the writer who continues to describe Dotard the most accurately, posted this. Definitely well worth reading and he nailed it. Deadspin has so many great writers and this guy is probably the best. His first sentence is so damn funny.

https://deadspin.com/its-absolutely-fine-that-donald-trump-got-booed-at-the-1839425624

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8 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Is he really asking about a medal for himself?

I'm too lazy to dig it up, but yes. He claimed some "sir" or general right out of "central casting" suggested it. 

Wait a minute. So you all are saying Trump only tweeted the dog photoshop and never a picture of the true recipient? What a jerk. 

 

@UpperWestsidethanks for the link. 

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28 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

SIAP, but David Roth, probably the writer who continues to describe Dotard the most accurately, posted this. Definitely well worth reading and he nailed it. Deadspin had so many great writers and this guy is probably the best. His first sentence is so damn funny.

https://deadspin.com/its-absolutely-fine-that-donald-trump-got-booed-at-the-1839425624

 

Fixd.

 

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/30/media/deadspin-staffers-quit/index.html

 

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At least seven Deadspin staffers quit on Wednesday in response to recent mandates related to editorial policy from the site's parent company G/O Media.

Employees announced their decisions to quit on Twitter. Among the departures are Kelsey McKinney, Laura Wagner, Tom Ley, Lauren Theisen, Patrick Redford, Chris Thompson and Albert Burneko. These resignations follow the firing of Barry Petchesky, who was serving as interim editor-in-chief.

 

Holy hell. I knew this was coming, but damn. I'll follow them to wherever they wind up at. 

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David Roth > Samuel Hagar

Why is Trump advertising on national tv (World Series) more than a year before the election?  WTF

Just now, lemonlime said:

Why is Trump advertising on national tv (World Series) more than a year before the election?  WTF

Lulz I thought that was just a Phoenix ad placement.

Just now, Upgrayedd said:

Lulz I thought that was just a Phoenix ad placement.

Gotta be national.  Unless he thought the NYC market was the best place to waste a shit ton of money.

i got it here (socal).

he's uh, he's not gonna win here.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

i got it here (socal).

he's uh, he's not gonna win here.

But after California splits he's gonna win up here stupid libtard. Norcal is prime Trump land!

2 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

But after California splits he's gonna win up here stupid libtard. Norcal is prime Trump land!

The fault runs N/S. You're gonna have East Cali and Cali Island.

was it texas hammer that said warren's pursuit of breaking up facebook puts california in play?

giggle.

1 hour ago, lemonlime said:

Gotta be national.  Unless he thought the NYC market was the best place to waste a shit ton of money.

Had to be national, saw it here in Texas as well.

 

But the real answer to why a they ran a national ad during the world series for an election over as year out of that someone on the campaign gets paid as a percentage of ad spend.

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Why is Trump advertising on national tv (World Series) more than a year before the election?  WTF
Via all the smart TVs they wanted to see how many people would boo from home. We did here in Houston.
Had to be national, saw it here in Texas as well.
 
But the real answer to why a they ran a national ad during the world series for an election over as year out of that someone on the campaign gets paid as a percentage of ad spend.


Parscale making money while he can after the announcement from Twitter today.
1 hour ago, lemonlime said:

Why is Trump advertising on national tv (World Series) more than a year before the election?  WTF

1 year!? ha. if we had elections and all the horrors that come with them tuned down to a 1 year window ONLY - ha

people would have to work and shit

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

was it texas hammer that said warren's pursuit of breaking up facebook puts california in play?

giggle.

At a certain point I really think the human mind just is fried to a point where it just says pointlessly ridiculous stuff. Hammer just takes his fried mind cues from his brain-worm addled leader. 

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

I work with a Nationals fan. This man is getting an entire free night of drinks thanks to these wonderful people.

All those Red State cunts that were rooting against the Nats because the fans booed their God King. You can all go eat a bag of swamp dicks. 

was it texas hammer that said warren's pursuit of breaking up facebook puts california in play?
giggle.


That does sound exceptionally stupid.

Is it too much to ask for Juan Soto to hand an Impeach 45 jersey to Dotard when they meet? 

Well, I hope the dog bites him.

And why the fuck is a female dog named “Conan”? Stupid military boys.


Wait. I thought the dog's name was supposed to be classified. Seriously, am I missing something here? I'm kind of brain dead right now at the tail end of a very long day from being at a conference and am trying to wind down from grippin' & grinnin'.

The fuck is going on here? I'm so confused...

 

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