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16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

No shit. This times a million. Warren is hounded at every turn about her plans, but what the fuck is Donald's plan? We'll show you in 2020 if you vote Maga! 

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Need a new meme

Kurt: "Mr. President where's you other hand?"

Trump: "Between two pillows."

Kurt: "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"

Trump: "and that isn't my hand America"

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

But LeBron should shut up and dribble.

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

No shit. This times a million. Warren is hounded at every turn about her plans, but what the fuck is Donald's plan? We'll show you in 2020 if you vote Maga! 

Well one side is really dumb, do we really want the other side to be just as dumb?

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


when she shits, is she shitting on a holy throne ?

Nope, just a holey throne.

Curious gambit by Suzuki.  Particularly since Trump said his ancestors didn't do enough to stop the Pearl Harbor attacks.  

1 hour ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Need a new meme

Kurt: "Mr. President where's you other hand?"

Trump: "Between two pillows."

Kurt: "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"

Trump: "and that isn't my hand America"

 

 

 

Right.

Like Kurt could have even felt the mushroom...

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I wish we could see Pence in this photo. 

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

We're gonna need a new network like Lifetime or the Hallmark Channel to house all the made-for-TV movies that will come out in 2021 portraying the battered and violated and scorned staffers and advisers in the Trump White House.  I don't know what Meredith Baxter Burney or Ann Jillian or Dean Cain are up to, but they'd better get back in acting shape.  

 

4 hours ago, bolverk said:

I'm more hoping for an elegantly elaborate HBO mashup of GoT/Wire/Sopranos-type saga that reveals the lascivious nature of these evil characters and puts on display each of their covert, twisted actions through multiple seasons going back to the beginning of Trump's ties to the Russian mob.

It'd be must watch TV.

I'm waffling back and forth here. On the one hand, Bolverk's drama would be sublime with the right cast. Get some real solid people for roles and good screenwriting. But, I fear, it's too soon. We are not yet far enough removed and the potential for someone to have sympathy for or idolize/romanticize a personage is still present. I know it's sounds less than plausible that anyone could do that, but there are some real weirdos out there.

 

29 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I wish we could see Pence in this photo. 

I believe he's below the podium 

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11 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Chances this happens next year?  50%?  70%?  99.9%?

 

Shit, it's happening today.

Not only will it be called patriotic, it will be called constitutional, and most of all, Christian.  

 

 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Shit, it's happening today.

Not only will it be called patriotic, it will be called constitutional, and most of all, Judeo-Christian.  

 

 

FIFY

5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Well, Suzuki is the Catcher.

 

I also pictured him saying to Trump, "You know Donald, I've also felt like I could use a little more support up there.  How about the Bro?"  

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Not only will it be called patriotic, it will be called constitutional, and most of all, Christian.

His same defense when grabbing them by the pussy and raping them !

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Which Jersey housewife is this one?

All of them. 

 
Trump wasn't scrutinized over how he would pay for the wall constantly?

People shouldn't want to know how a plan that costs about the same yearly as our current Total US budget is going to be paid for?

This is a good Instagram follow. Paula sporting the $800 kicks.

 

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The guys smile like their mom dropped them on their head several times as a baby.

7 hours ago, SameSame said:

I would say unbelievable, but that's exactly who Trump supporters are.  

good luck with that. suckers are horrible to try and keep a handle on. they are a disease and you can't get rid of em. i mean the ability to perceive appears completely gone for large swaths of America. suckers in the truest sense of the word

“I wish I could profit off my dad’s name and position like Hunter Biden!!!!”


7 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

Warren is hounded at every turn about her plans, but what the fuck is Donald's plan?

What's he going to do?  Everything, and yet... nothing.

Its very zen, in a racist, misogynist and xenophobic sort of way.

 


that’s one Jonathan Cain of the band Journey...he’s her third husband.

she also fucked Benny Hinn.
 


that’s one Jonathan Cain of the band Journey...he’s her third husband.

she also fucked Benny Hinn.
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I'm thinking her name is Crystal.  Maybe...Dark Crystal? 

And he looks like Kramer finally went and fucked the Devil.  

And of course trump retweeted this.  

How the fuck does a county in Florida, one of the fastest growing states in the nation, that's only 140,000 people have 5 fucking ghost towns?  How is that possible?  

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

What's he going to do?  Everything, and yet... nothing.

Its very zen, in a racist, misogynist and xenophobic sort of way.

Whatever his plan is it will be better and cheaper than all others. It just won’t have any details. That way he doesn’t have to commit or it won’t be torn apart or criticized. That was his whole 2016 campaign. Promise but no details. I’m afraid Warren may have lost the campaign with her Medicare for all plan of 20 Trillion. It may be another DNA moment and that didn’t go over well. 20 Trillion can turn a lot of people off.
 

 

21 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

And of course trump retweeted this.  

 
#maga at it’s finest !

21 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

And of course trump retweeted this.  

Has the whole country all gone batshit crazy?

11 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Has the whole country all gone batshit crazy?

Well, it's Florida, so....

4 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

This is a good Instagram follow. Paula sporting the $800 kicks.

 

Danny McBride can't even top that swinging for the fences.

That is some pure d baby billy shit right there.

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43 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Whatever his plan is it will be better and cheaper than all others. It just won’t have any details. That way he doesn’t have to commit or it won’t be torn apart or criticized. That was his whole 2016 campaign. Promise but no details. I’m afraid Warren may have lost the campaign with her Medicare for all plan of 20 Trillion. It may be another DNA moment and that didn’t go over well. 20 Trillion can turn a lot of people off.

We get to do Elizabeth Warren is dead in the water again.  The DNA test shit now looks savvy as fuck by taking the issue off the table over a year ago and then crawling he way to front runner in the Democratic Primary.  Look, she’s not perfect but if you think Elizabeth Warren isn’t prepared for this moment in the race you really haven’t been paying attention.  The Biden campaign is currently in full blown panic mode over Warren.  

Back when she was going after the bankers that caused the financial crisis I became a big fan. She's smart and she don't take any shit.

God dammit take your Democratic candidate talk to the correct thread for fucks sake. 

9 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


that’s one Jonathan Cain of the band Journey...he’s her third husband.

she also fucked Benny Hinn.

 

She also looks like she was in The Dark Crystal.

She also looks like she was in The Dark Crystal.


holy fuck that’s spot on.
9 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Has the whole country all gone batshit crazy?

No, but about 40% of it or so.

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Has anyone done a  study to see what percentage of Trump supporters actually own stocks?  

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