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7 hours ago, BradInATX said:

It's hilarious that rural white trash think they've somehow owned well-off white liberals by giving the liberals a tax break that could pay their trailer mortgage every month. Thanks for the 20% break on my pass through income, dipshit. I'm sure that S-Corp you and your wife have for her booming Lularoe business is really thriving now with Trump.

You just have to let them have it.

This.  My buddies quote was “Thanks for the money, rubes. I’ll think fondly of it as I drive my 7 series to vote straight ticket blue.”  He lives in North Arlington, VA, naturally.

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6 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

So what's going on here? Numb nuts have followed this racist idiot for this long and love him enough to go see him, but mid way through his ranting lunacy is the time they decide to say "I'm out"?

Need to get to the Luby’s before there’s a wait. 

7 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

So what's going on here? Numb nuts have followed this racist idiot for this long and love him enough to go see him, but mid way through his ranting lunacy is the time they decide to say "I'm out"?

 

6 hours ago, RPM said:

They were only paid to be there for an hour.

 

50 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Need to get to the Luby’s before there’s a wait. 

 

 

Considering he was in Louisiana on Monday, returning on Thursday means his cult is running out of gas dollars. In a prescient warning, from the President's speech on Monday evening:

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"So is there any place you would rather be than at a Trump rally on a beautiful wonderful evening in Louisiana?"

Apparently the answer to that is, yes!

 

 

Today the President has an intel briefing and that is all. It's going to take two days of briefing before heading out to Bryant-Denny. Which sap is responsible for reminding him that the team with the large 'A' on their helmet is Alabama?

11 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m thinking more “The Apprentice: Oz”

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9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

These guys are still around??

 

Best part about the LA race is we always here that due to abortion and guns, these people simply can't vote Dem.  Edwards is a pro-life/pro gun Democrat.  It's what they supposedly want, right?

18 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m thinking more “The Apprentice: Oz”

Remember, he's a billionaire with no cash flow issues.  Well, supposedly.

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Best part about the LA race is we always here that due to abortion and guns, these people simply can't vote Dem.  Edwards is a pro-life/pro gun Democrat.  It's what they supposedly want, right?

You should listen to some of the down ballot candidates in the LA races.   They go on and on about how pro-NRA they are and how marriage is between one man and one woman.  Then they talk about how the less government we have the better while in the same breath talk about their bold infrastructure plan.  It’s a hoot. 

7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Not directly related to trump but I fell into a YouTube trap of watching a handful of The Wire scenes. One of the suggested videos was Obama talking to the creator of the Wire about the effects of the Drug War. Could you imagine trump having a thoughtful discussion of any topic?  He’s supposed to know real estate development. Could he talk about a real estate issue and possible solutions for 5 minutes? I don’t think he could.

if trump has any depth to him, he sure as hell hasn’t shown it.

 

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22 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

You should listen to some of the down ballot candidates in the LA races.   They go on and on about how pro-NRA they are and how marriage is between one man and one woman.  Then they talk about how the less government we have the better while in the same breath talk about their bold infrastructure plan.  It’s a hoot. 

Less government in their lives, not non-believers. Gotta whip them in line.

11 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

He is in full tantrum mode this morning 

Isn't he always?

READ THE TRANSCRIPT! DO SOMETHING! WHY NOT DONE?

Someone needs their paci and ba ba.

9 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Not directly related to trump but I fell into a YouTube trap of watching a handful of The Wire scenes. One of the suggested videos was Obama talking to the creator of the Wire about the effects of the Drug War. Could you imagine trump having a thoughtful discussion of any topic?  He’s supposed to know real estate development. Could he talk about a real estate issue and possible solutions for 5 minutes? I don’t think he could.

if trump has any depth to him, he sure as hell hasn’t shown it.

 

That is great, and to answer your question no there is not any topic that Trump could have a true thoughtful discussion on, and mainly because of his mental illness he doesn't listen and doesn't know how to think things through.

Oh he can regurgitate, parrot and make shit up, but a thoughtful heartfelt discussion is an impossibility.

32 minutes ago, mdmost said:

READ THE TRANSCRIPT! DO SOMETHING! WHY NOT DONE?

The saddest part (for America) is that his stupid, rube followers actually think there's a transcript to read...of course most of them can't read anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter.

What has Ivanka done for the money besides provide you with spank bank material, Donald?

18 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

So parents should testify as to how their children have made money? I assume he will be leading by example?

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

A lot to unpack here in a single tweet.

A lot.   The Department of Justice ruling that the call was good.   That we don’t have freedom of the press.  Those two stand out.   

HAHAHAHAHAHA. IT WAS JUST EXPLAINED TO HIM.    HAHAHA

AHHAHAHAHAHAH

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA. IT WAS JUST EXPLAINED TO HIM.    HAHAHA

AHHAHAHAHAHAH

I know... I know... I know... I know this shouldn't bother me, but the effort to shift public opinion against the impeachment process as laid out in the fucking constitution just makes my blood boil.  Especially since most of the fuckers who will buy into this would go to war to defend other parts of that stupid piece of paper.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. IT WAS JUST EXPLAINED TO HIM.    HAHAHA

AHHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm getting high on schadenfreude

12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Man above the law complains about lack of due process.

It's not a trial.

It's not a fucking trial until it goes to the Senate. 

Listened to the Rational Security podcast this morning.  Outlining the defense.  Pretty simple.  President has a right to sleuth out corruption, because he is speaking for the US.  We, the country, have a legitimate interest in whether our enemies or allies are corrupt.  Just because Trump benefits politically doesn't render the request improper.

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It's not a trial.

It's not a fucking trial until it goes to the Senate. 

Given that he’s still learning the basics of the Constitution, give him another month or two to learn that. 

Extra block of executive time today. 

 

 

Listened to the Rational Security podcast this morning.  Outlining the defense.  Pretty simple.  President has a right to sleuth out corruption, because he is speaking for the US.  We, the country, have a legitimate interest in whether our enemies or allies are corrupt.  Just because Trump benefits politically doesn't render the request improper.
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Counter argument: That’s not what happened.
15 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Especially since most of the fuckers who will buy into this would go to war to defend other parts of that stupid piece of paper.

By other parts, I assume you mean the ONLY part that matters to them...the NRA's revisionist 2nd Amendment.  

6 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Listened to the Rational Security podcast this morning.  Outlining the defense.  Pretty simple.  President has a right to sleuth out corruption, because he is speaking for the US.  We, the country, have a legitimate interest in whether our enemies or allies are corrupt.  Just because Trump benefits politically doesn't render the request improper.

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Makes sense.  Who will begin the corruption investigation into Donald Trump on behalf of Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren, etc.?  They have a legitimate interest in whether the current administration are corrupt or not! 

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Counter argument: That’s not what happened.

Not arguing it.  I do think that is a good synopsis of what the Republicans in the Senate will ultimately argue.

18 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Listened to the Rational Security podcast this morning.  Outlining the defense.  Pretty simple.  President has a right to sleuth out corruption, because he is speaking for the US.  We, the country, have a legitimate interest in whether our enemies or allies are corrupt.  Just because Trump benefits politically doesn't render the request improper.

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If Joe Biden wasn't running for POTUS, Donald Trump would have zero interest in anything Joe or his son had ever done.  None of this is about corruption.  Donald Trump not only doesn't care about corruption, he welcomes it.  Anyone who would argue otherwise is either stupid, a hopeless partisan, or both.

23 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Listened to the Rational Security podcast this morning.  Outlining the defense.  Pretty simple.  President has a right to sleuth out corruption, because he is speaking for the US.  We, the country, have a legitimate interest in whether our enemies or allies are corrupt.  Just because Trump benefits politically doesn't render the request improper.

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Still doesn't explain why he had his personal lawyer, who doesn't have the proper clearance, lead the effort.

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Still doesn't explain why he had his personal lawyer, who doesn't have the proper clearance, lead the effort.

Or why the request was for Zelensky to announce he was investigating Biden, as opposed to Zelensky actually investigating Biden.

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Still doesn't explain why he had his personal lawyer, who doesn't have the proper clearance, lead the effort.

Because Trump is dumb enough to think you run the federal government/State Department the same way he runs his personal businesses - have your fixers/lawyers handle negotiations and lean on people that you think owe you.  

1 minute ago, lemonlime said:

Or why the request was for Zelensky to announce he was investigating Biden, as opposed to Zelensky actually investigating Biden.

Well you see, it’s not about corruption, all he had to do was knock Biden down several points in the polls and have some talking points and zingers ready for the debates 

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Because Trump is dumb enough to think you run the federal government/State Department the same way he runs his personal businesses - have your fixers/lawyers handle negotiations and lean on people that you think owe you.  

Everybody does it!

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Anyone who would argue otherwise is either stupid, a hopeless partisan, or both.

And how are any of the Republicans who will vote against impeachment not stupid or hopeless partisans?

I'm not trying to convince anyone here, and I obviously should have explained the bit from the podcast.  It was about how the arguments have morphed from "no quid pro quo" and how the Senate Republicans are much more comfortable with "sure quid pro quo but just because Trump is a fuckwit doesn't mean we can't justify the quid pro quo". 

A lot easier to argue "the law" when the facts are all against you.

 

3 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

And how are any of the Republicans who will vote against impeachment not stupid or hopeless partisans?

I'm not trying to convince anyone here, and I obviously should have explained the bit from the podcast.  It was about how the arguments have morphed from "no quid pro quo" and how the Senate Republicans are much more comfortable with "sure quid pro quo but just because Trump is a fuckwit doesn't mean we can't justify the quid pro quo". 

A lot easier to argue "the law" when the facts are all against you.

 

Oh, I understand you were just relating their position.

I think the Democrats need to hammer the simple story that Donald Trump has zero interest in rooting out corruption and that ignorance of the law is no defense.  Keep up the pressure.  

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA. IT WAS JUST EXPLAINED TO HIM.    HAHAHA

AHHAHAHAHAHAH

So fucking laughable lol.  What a shitshow clown we have for president.

And don’t ever say quid pro quo again. Extortion or bribery. As in, “treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.”

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In what proceeding, DOTUS, are you demanding that the Bidens testify?
2 minutes ago, scottsins said:

 


In what proceeding, DOTUS, are you demanding that the Bidens testify?

 

You know, the one that the dotard oversees from his throne room and if he isn't satisfied he sends them down the corpse hatch.

11 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Not directly related to trump but I fell into a YouTube trap of watching a handful of The Wire scenes. One of the suggested videos was Obama talking to the creator of the Wire about the effects of the Drug War. Could you imagine trump having a thoughtful discussion of any topic?  He’s supposed to know real estate development. Could he talk about a real estate issue and possible solutions for 5 minutes? I don’t think he could.

if trump has any depth to him, he sure as hell hasn’t shown it.

 

That's because he's a fucking moron.  /Tillerson

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