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26 minutes ago, Chooky said:

 

Yeah Chuck you kinda sound like what people on meth would say.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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There’s some bad photoshop on that

I wish. I just had to zoom in. Just took it on 360

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I call dibs on Chachi!

Like your sorry ass could even handle Joanie.
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Like your sorry ass could even handle Joanie.

I'd have been willing to try:

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27 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Chuck will be ready to mobilize in two and two.

Bro, I mean Bro, take your gold medal.  Well deserved.

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n recent weeks, other Christian leaders besides White have also equated the president's opponents with witchcraft and evil spirits. "They're trying to place hexes and curses on President Trump," evangelical pastor Perry Stone said in a late-October prayer service, referring to Democrats in Congress.

"I have never, in any nation of the world...seen people raised up with demons in them [like] in Washington," Stone added. "They have demons in them. You can look at their eyes when they almost start foaming at the mouth."

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd have been willing to try:

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Ew who is that TG Sheppard?

Ew who is that TG Sheppard?

Man...I remember staying up late as a kid to watch some movie on Max or something where Erin Moran would show her boobs for 2/10ths of a second. Sigh.
3 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Ew who is that TG Sheppard?

TG only dreamed of a pelt mullet that nice.

21 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:


It was a she. And she looked exactly like you would expect her to look.

Wait, mofo is a she?

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27 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

Good lord

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No truck nuts.  FAKE NEWS!

29 minutes ago, RPM said:

Texas plates, Green Bay sticker. 'nuff said.

But that Longhorns logo is disturbing.

That truck looks old enough that the original owner could have stuck that on there after 2005. 

2 hours ago, Grandioso said:

This is normal.

 



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White's prayer continued by saying that anyone who stands against Trump "would be exposed and dealt with and overturned in Jesus' name."  She said that believers know that Trump and his Christian supporters "do not wrestle against flesh and blood but against principalities, powers, rulers of darkness of this age, hosts of wickedness in heavenly places."

White went on: "Stretch out your arm and deliver President Trump and rid him of any bondage the enemy would try to bring against him."

 

43 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I wonder . . . and I'm often late to the party . . . was the right wing fixation on Hillary just an easier target (because, you know, estrogen) than Bill, who by all accounts was always the most popular and smartest guy in the room?  Was it purely manufactured because the right needed a whipping (boy)?

I remember some of the hatred kicking in with her healthcare stuff, and Whitewater.   Like a lot of hatred.  She made Rush Limbaugh.   

Chuck may be providing a solution to the social security insolvency concerns. 

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22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Man...I remember staying up late as a kid to watch some movie on Max or something where Erin Moran would show her boobs for 2/10ths of a second. Sigh.

We didn't have those channels so I had to watch them scrambled.

DON'T SAY YOU NEVER DID THAT!

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

I remember some of the hatred kicking in with her healthcare stuff, and Whitewater.   Like a lot of hatred.  She made Rush Limbaugh.   

I was too young to be paying attention at the time, but I think it was her "I'm not gonna be like Tammy Wynette" comment in an interview that really kicked it off. There's still a whole lot of people in America that fucking hate the idea of women being anything more than a housewife and there were a lot more of them in the early 90s.

30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Man...I remember staying up late as a kid to watch some movie on Max or something where Erin Moran would show her boobs for 2/10ths of a second. Sigh.

More than enough time at that age. 

I call dibs on Chachi!


I’ll take Candace Owens and Tokyo Logcabin since y’all can’t beat on women.

Let’s roll.
Just now, Bama Chick said:

 


I’ll take Candace Owens and Tokyo Logcabin since y’all can’t beat on women.

Let’s roll.

 

you could probably sell tickets to that.

you could probably sell tickets to that.


Did we just figure out my Grift Niche??
36 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



From the article

 

 

She's more Roman than Jesus Christ. 

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

 

"Ready to go in 2 and 2"

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

 

just checking in on the train wreck. this is good stuff. i feel like i am playing Civ 5 and everyone is just denouncing each other over and over again. its like a slow war of the words. good times. hope it doesn't turn into a shooting war. have a good friday when you get there my friends - on the heels of no nukes and a good night's sleep

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1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Destroying my career in support of a moron to own the Libs!

 

 

I still don't understand why conservatives think they have to support Trump  in order to be a Republican. Other than being really fucking stupid.

10 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Destroying my career in support of a moron to own the Libs!

 

 

Looks like he basically hasn't worked since smash hit "Lingo" went off the air in 2007. Guess he was early to the Trump train. Or he's a fucking liar.

15 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Destroying my career in support of a moron to own the Libs!

 

 

He's like 80 isn't he?  

8 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Looks like he basically hasn't worked since smash hit "Lingo" went off the air in 2007. Guess he was early to the Trump train. Or he's a fucking liar.

Doesn't he do some catheter or prostate supplement commercial?

Trump can barely fill his FREE rallies. No fucking way MAGA nation gets off its collective ass and marches for something. Did you see the QAnon march perchance, Chuck?

41 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Destroying my career in support of a moron to own the Libs!

 

 

Funny I bet he thinks "conservative" carries weight nowadays.

Dipshit you're a trumpkin, nothing more, which means you're a batshit loon.

We didn't have those channels so I had to watch them scrambled.
DON'T SAY YOU NEVER DID THAT!

We called it the “green hubcap channel.” Cause dem tiddays looked like green hubcaps.
58 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Destroying my career in support of a moron to own the Libs!

 

 

What's really funny is if you read all the twitter responses in the voice of Peppermint Patty.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Destroying my career in support of a moron to own the Libs!

 

 

What career?  Love Connection ended like 30 years ago.  

30 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

What career?  Love Connection ended like 30 years ago.  

Fucking liberals 

14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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"but refuses to investigate the Clinton foundation with all of its problems."   Does anybody know which problems he's referring to?

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7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:




"but refuses to investigate the Clinton foundation with all of its problems."   Does anybody know which problems he's referring to?

"Clinton".

 

 

39 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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On 10/31/2019 at 4:05 PM, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Look how eager Donald is to cooperate with the investigation in order to show that his goal can be reasonably stated as seeking to end the Ukraine's interference in our elections through their acts leading up to 2016. He provides documents and witnesses upon request and has been a calming figure during this misunderstanding. Lulz

One thing about it, it's all taking away from the Russia interference angle. 

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Destroying my career in support of a moron to own the Libs!

 

 

He's after one of those MS-13 insurance gigs.

43 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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The Roy Cohn is strong in this one.

5 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

my dad bought something called the clinton chronicles in the mid-nineties. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clinton_Chronicles

that's when it really started, and i think that's what @Lurch meant. once the scandal broke on bill in his second term, there was far more vested interest in shifting vitriol over to hillary in the late nineties, because bill was all done politically, for all intents and purposes, while she was just getting started in new york in the early aughts

What a pile of horseshit that thing was. It was distributed by Jerry Falwell. I had never heard of it but my uncle had a copy and showed it at my mom's place on Christmas in '94. I stared in tortured disbelief as all of my family just ate it up. I couldn't believe it. I had to leave the room. Such transparent propaganda. 

It's on YouTube. 

 

By happy to donate = forced by the courts.  But whatever.

They know he's in deep shit.
 

Wasn’t this the obvious play? He stabs everyone in the back at some point.
3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Wasn’t this the obvious play? He stabs everyone in the back at some point.

Oh for sure.  The only person I don't think he will eventually throw under the bus is Ivanka and even that isn't for sure.  If he loses in November, the next two months will be a shit show the likes of which we have never seen.  And we've seen a ton.

They know he's in deep shit.
 


I’ve been wondering for a month now why this defense hasn’t been floated yet. It’s probably the best option. Just some rogue actors, swamp, etc.
18 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

They know he's in deep shit.

 

Cue the pardons in 5, 4, 3...

And I got more hits than Sadaharu Oh
Tom Thumb, Tom Cushman, or Tom Foolery
Dating women on TV with the help of Chuck Woolery

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