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The Roy Cohn is strong in this one.

Back off, Woolery....the MS-13 insurance deal is MINE.
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Chuck Woolery destroyed his own career. He was the original host of Wheel of Fortune and left it.

3 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

Chuck Woolery destroyed his own career. He was the original host of Wheel of Fortune and left it.

Yeah he’s an idiot. Not surprising he’s a Trumpkin. 

Really is a big game! 

7 hours ago, RPM said:

Texas plates, Green Bay sticker. 'nuff said.

But that Longhorns logo is disturbing.

tailgate fan

1 hour ago, scottsins said:

I’ve been wondering for a month now why this defense hasn’t been floated yet. It’s probably the best option. Just some rogue actors, swamp, etc.

Have to tread very carefully.  If they try separating Rudy, Mulvaney, etc. (including Perry) from Trump and making them the fall guys, they run the risk of those guys completely rolling over on Trump.    Imagine them testifying against Trump.  And if they think they are being betrayed and made to be the fall guys, they absolutely will turn on Trump.  

But I am surprised they haven't tried to at least start trying to pin some of this on Giuliani, and instead are just attacking the process.

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Damn. Beat me to it. 

And it's looking pretty swole too.

All those pizza scrapings and well done steaks are taking a toll. 

If they find a big plastic tub full of pills when his body finally gives up the fight I'm not gonna be surprised. 

 

Staring at Trump's crotch was not what I envisioned I'd be doing waiting for Jimmy Fallon to come on, yet here I am. 

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23 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

“he shits his pants just like me!”

-TexasHammer

6 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Staring at Trump's crotch was not what I envisioned I'd be doing waiting for Jimmy Fallon to come on, yet here I am. 

Are you Melania?  Because that sounds like something that’s happened to her before.  

54 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Staring at Trump's crotch was not what I envisioned I'd be doing waiting for Jimmy Fallon to come on, yet here I am. 

I think we should just rechristen the FUPA as the Fallon.

10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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“He steals from charity like us.”

14 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I bet she fucks crazy good.

Don't stop believing, bro. 

Depends aside, that belt the President is wearing does NOT help his appearance. If he wants to own the libs and create a distraction, suspenders would get everyone talking.

Today is a busy day for Trump. He has a morning press briefing with the Secretary of Veterans Affairs, Robert Wilkie. Afterwards he will travel to Georgia where he has a few agenda items:

He will be speaking at a round-table of fundraisers at The Whitley (a Marriott hotel in case you were wondering) in Atlanta and then will later be speaking at The Black Voices for Trump Coalition at the Georgia World Congress Center. The admission to lunch is $2,800. A table with Trump is $100,000 and a *photo with Trump is $35,000. Then back to the WH.

Back when Presidents actually did work, I could understand the traveling back to the WH, but if this man is going to do nothing but tweet and watch tv, he could just stay in Atlanta and then travel to Tuscaloosa in the morning for the game.

 

* Fun bit: Estimates are that Warren has had more than 50,000 selfies taken with supporters.

The Whitley (a Marriott hotel in case you were wondering) in Atlanta

He’ll enjoy the Cambozola Burger on the “Trade Root” bar menu.

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Have to tread very carefully.  If they try separating Rudy, Mulvaney, etc. (including Perry) from Trump and making them the fall guys, they run the risk of those guys completely rolling over on Trump.    Imagine them testifying against Trump.  And if they think they are being betrayed and made to be the fall guys, they absolutely will turn on Trump.  

But I am surprised they haven't tried to at least start trying to pin some of this on Giuliani, and instead are just attacking the process.

Mulvaney, Giuliani, etc are dipshits,  they’d probably go down with the ship like fools.

Perry is a survivor. He’s not gonna drown for Trump if it comes to that. 

8 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Staring at Trump's crotch was not what I envisioned I'd be doing waiting for Jimmy Fallon to come on, yet here I am. 

Here, have some Al Gore crotch to cleanse your palate.  😁

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52 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Depends aside, that belt the President is wearing does NOT help his appearance. If he wants to own the libs and create a distraction, suspenders would get everyone talking.

Today is a busy day for Trump. He has a morning press briefing with the Secretary of Veterans Affairs, Robert Wilkie. Afterwards he will travel to Georgia where he has a few agenda items:

He will be speaking at a round-table of fundraisers at The Whitley (a Marriott hotel in case you were wondering) in Atlanta and then will later be speaking at The Black Voices for Trump Coalition at the Georgia World Congress Center. The admission to lunch is $2,800. A table with Trump is $100,000 and a *photo with Trump is $35,000. Then back to the WH.

Back when Presidents actually did work, I could understand the traveling back to the WH, but if this man is going to do nothing but tweet and watch tv, he could just stay in Atlanta and then travel to Tuscaloosa in the morning for the game.

 

* Fun bit: Estimates are that Warren has had more than 50,000 selfies taken with supporters.

How much to punch him in his fat, orange face?

14 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

How much to punch him in his fat, orange face?

I know you want to do it but:

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4 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

 

 


But kneeling is what's disrespectful.

 

I cannot express how much I want that rat faced fuck to go down in flames. 

34 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

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Mayday?  What the hell is that? 

Mayday, why that’s the Russian new year.  We’ll have a big parade and serve hot horsduvours 

14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Has to be trolling.

Sounds like Trump is thinking of his exit strategy.

Mark Burnett is probably pitching a reality TV deal to Putin where Trump and Snowden are roomies in Moscow...The Fraud Couple

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6 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Sounds like Trump is thinking of his exit strategy.

Mark Burnett is probably pitching a reality TV deal to Putin where Trump and Snowden are roomies in Moscow...The Fraud Couple

“Tonight’s episode brought to you by our sponsors, Fraud Guarantee!”

Checking out his future forever home. What is the law on extraditing a criminal President from a hostile country? 

Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

Checking out his future forever home. What is the law on extraditing a criminal President from a hostile country? 

Jack Ryan-Season 3

5 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Checking out his future forever home. What is the law on extraditing a criminal President from a hostile country? 

I hear Sochi is nice. 

9 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

He finally found  a place where he won't be booed.

Just laughed at and mocked. 

2 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Schiff is DOUBLE CORRUPT

Double corrupt, sir?

There is a little known codicil in the U.S. Constitution giving the President unlimited powers in times of national crisis.  The time has come for someone to put their foot down, and that foot is Trump.  

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Neither do his supporters, which is kinda the point.

10 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

He's aging so gracefully.f88ae5f1a6f488f9fefb5beec91e98d3.jpg

 

 

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32 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Sounds like Trump is thinking of his exit strategy.

Mark Burnett is probably pitching a reality TV deal to Putin where Trump and Snowden are roomies in Moscow...The Fraud Couple

It'd be a hit. I'd pay a lot of money to watch that.

45 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Has to be trolling.

 

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