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10 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Wow.  I had not heard that.  Thought you meant Glen Beck.

He ain't called Gil "Bang" for nothing.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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This fucker not being struck down by a lightning bolt is proof there is no god.
The Lord promised no floods but the fire next time. Maybe this is our own vengeful old testament God punishment.
Maybe Ray thought about Trump instead of Staypuff.
10 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Diamond and Silk were in Atlanta. This man (a Texan) met them and vlogged or whatever it's called. He has a store entirely devoted to Trump merchandise or related to Trump. What kind of business are people who are currently making money off of the controversy going to do when it ends?

 

Have you seen the ads on Fox News? They can sell Republican pillows. 

A fat white girl with no rhythm.

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10 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

What the ever living fuck was that?

That would be the genre of Kaucasian rap, better known as Krap. It resembles mainstream rap only slightly in form highlighted with vague off kilter beats, occasional rhyme and accompanied by jerky, often spastic movements. Appearing in grainy videos across the nation, Krap is mostly appreciated with the sound off and on a Motorola flip phone.

 

Btw- what's with the MAGA challenge anyway? I thought they finished that and were all KAG now?

 

The President and First Lady will be leaving for the football game today around lunch time. I believe the stadium may have family restrooms, so hopefully Trump will have a diaper change during halftime. After the game, they will return to NYC to Trump Tower.

This was my view of the flyover at the Army Navy game he attended last year.  Security was a mess because he arrived.  Took nearly an hour and half to get into the stadium. We didn’t make it to our seats until near end of the first quarter. Drunks in the crowd from both teams were jawing with each other while waiting to be screened before entry (and I’ll go out on a limb that will be tame compared to today’s demographic).  Everyone was pissed about the inconveniences due to extra security.  Presumably his attendance was known well in advance and logistics sorted accordingly.  
 

Want to see his approval plummet in Bama?  I imagine fucking up their game day is a pretty good way to go.  Hope his typical last minute bullshit compounds what was likely going to be a clusterfuck anyway.   

 

 

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11 hours ago, Message Board User said:

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These are the people ready to start the civil war 2.0 !!!!!!!!!

11 hours ago, Message Board User said:

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X, 3/5

1 minute ago, Upgrayedd said:

X, 3/5

way to compromise

Doubt he will stay the whole game.   Especially if he gets booed, or sees anyone kneeling on the field.

1 hour ago, brown water said:

This was my view of the flyover at the Army Navy game he attended last year.  Security was a mess because he arrived.  Took nearly an hour and half to get into the stadium. We didn’t make it to our seats until near end of the first quarter. Drunks in the crowd from both teams were jawing with each other while waiting to be screened before entry (and I’ll go out on a limb that will be tame compared to today’s demographic).  Everyone was pissed about the inconveniences due to extra security.  Presumably his attendance was known well in advance and logistics sorted accordingly.  
 

I was thinking that even if the president wasn’t a piece of shit and I liked him, I would be really fucking annoyed if he decided to come to a big Texas game. The security would be a nightmare and could ruin the experience

Doesn’t have time to think about it but has plenty to tweet about the XFL. 

 

 

I ran that first one through my Dotard Translation Device, and here's what it spit out:

I am talking to Mark Burnett about doing a big show, perhaps The Apprentice, after the presidency, which I would assume would be in 12 months. This is true, we've had many conversations, I have nothing but time to think about things like this. Reporting!

11 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

When did Jerry Sandusky get paroled?

Trump pardoned him a couple of months ago.  Hardly even made the news since it was only about the 4th worst thing he did that week.  

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That would be the genre of Kaucasian rap, better known as Krap. It resembles mainstream rap only slightly in form highlighted with vague off kilter beats, occasional rhyme and accompanied by jerky, often spastic movements.

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35 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Doesn’t have time to think about it but has plenty to tweet about the XFL. 

 

 

What a weird thing to be upset about, even if it were false.  

Intelligent people don’t write like this. 

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2 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Doubt he will stay the whole game.   Especially if he gets booed, or sees anyone kneeling on the field.

Bama & Lsu are his base...  The only reason he's at the game is repair his delicate ego and show the world he is beloved...  dear leader type shit.

I hope Bama doesn't embarrass themselves by embracing Douchalini...  but I think we all know how this is going to play out.

47 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I would bet everything I own that he didn't read that book. 

I’m sure he had somebody ghost-read it for him. 

45 minutes ago, Loco said:

Bama & Lsu are his base...  The only reason he's at the game is repair his delicate ego and show the world he is beloved...  dear leader type shit.

I hope Bama doesn't embarrass themselves by embracing Douchalini...  but I think we all know how this is going to play out.

I guess ufc fans in NYC were definitely not his base 

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1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Stealing from veteran fundraisers to own the libs.

95%+ of Republicans fully support a complete and utter fraud who steals from charities and veterans.  

GOP:  having private hearings is a disgrace.

Also GOP:  having public hearings is a disgrace.

The administration at Alabama released an official announcement telling students that any disruptive behavior at today's game (read: booing Trump or negative messages on t-shirts) would be grounds for ejection from both the game, and possibly from school.  

This literally reminds me of Bayern Munchen v. Borussia Dortmund in 1933.  I should know, I was there...

21 minutes ago, Lobo said:

The administration at Alabama released an official announcement telling students that any disruptive behavior at today's game (read: booing Trump or negative messages on t-shirts) would be grounds for ejection from both the game, and possibly from school.  

This literally reminds me of Bayern Munchen v. Borussia Dortmund in 1933.  I should know, I was there...

 

From school? Come on, no way. Right? 

5 minutes ago, YChang said:

 

From school? Come on, no way. Right? 

The state of Alabama has a long and storied history of dealing with protestors in a civil and reasonable manner.

The administration at Alabama released an official announcement telling students that any disruptive behavior at today's game (read: booing Trump or negative messages on t-shirts) would be grounds for ejection from both the game, and possibly from school.  

This literally reminds me of Bayern Munchen v. Borussia Dortmund in 1933.  I should know, I was there...

 

That is not what happened.

 

The SGA released a statement that “disruptive behavior” could result in student organizations losing block seating.

 

Nothing about losing tickets and nothing about ejection from school. And it did not come from the university administration.

 

Then the VP of Student Affairs released a statement that walked back the first statement from the SGA.

 

The first statement was absolutely shitty but there’s no need to exaggerate and post demonstrably false bullshittery to make your argument.

 

Don’t be like Trump.

40 minutes ago, Lobo said:

The administration at Alabama released an official announcement telling students that any disruptive behavior at today's game (read: booing Trump or negative messages on t-shirts) would be grounds for ejection from both the game, and possibly from school.  

Link?  I haven't seen anything like this.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

fingers crossed, homeboy. 

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

That is not what happened.

 

The SGA released a statement that “disruptive behavior” could result in student organizations losing block seating.

 

Nothing about losing tickets and nothing about ejection from school. And it did not come from the university administration.

 

Then the VP of Student Affairs released a statement that walked back the first statement from the SGA.

 

The first statement was absolutely shitty but there’s no need to exaggerate and post demonstrably false bullshittery to make your argument.

 

Don’t be like Trump.

You know your alma mater will treat this like a Trump rally.  

They very well may but spreading absolute false bullshit like Lobo just did are Ben Shapiro-like tactics.

The truth of what happened is bad enough - lying about it to make it even worse is bush league hackery.

So is the working theory for the cult now that all of these witnesses are in cahoots with the Whistleblower?  

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

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34 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I wonder if anyone has tried to explain to him what a whistleblower is. 

I want to know who made the first 911 call that a plane had hit the World Trade Center. Can anyone identify this person? Miraculously, this person has disappeared! They don't exist!

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

This literally reminds me of Bayern Munchen v. Borussia Dortmund in 1933.  I should know, I was there...

Sock of Armybrat’s grandson discovered.  

10 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Any word on his reception at the game?

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-CBS shows Trump
-Tua immediacy fumbles
-LSU scores

We are going to lose because we invited the devil himself.

#ETTD

(During the brief amount he was shown on the Jumbotron there were boos and cheers. Sounded pretty even but nothing like the WS crowd)

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