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Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'd turn it into a suppository for the giver. 

 

After you lit it on fire, right?

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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15 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Oh, no, you're wrong....they are worshiping their Lord and Savior right there on the label.  The only God they acknowledge is right there, front and center.

i can actually envision getting a gift wrapped in that shit from my incel brother in law.  would use it immediately as kindling.

4 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

i can actually envision getting a gift wrapped in that shit from my incel brother in law.  would use it immediately as kindling.

Man, I figured custom "MAGA" toilet paper would be a booming Christmas side job, but in bulk the damn stuff costs $5 per roll.  Foiled again.

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Man, I figured custom "MAGA" toilet paper would be a booming Christmas side job, but in bulk the damn stuff costs $5 per roll.  Foiled again.

Just fold the wrapping paper and make it 2-ply.

1 hour ago, Gap03 said:

If I got a present wrapped in that shit, I do believe I would set the whole thing ablaze immediately.

No, I would rip off the paper and burn that, then make a statement that whatever the gift, it will be donated to the refugee/asylum seekers missions at the border.

On 11/13/2019 at 10:40 AM, burntorangebongos said:

I think for folks like them who have made their money, that Fox's message of fear resonates. Fear the left because, they will take away what you have and redistribute it. Fear the brown people because they will replace you. Fear the other and you are smart for seeing this and getting ready to fight against it. 

We don't have a common purpose like the space race or ensuring we create smart, well educated kids. So we are bereft of a purpose so this gets filled by self interest and protecting your own, even at the expense of others. And Fox tells you that it is OK because you worked hard and so fuck the weak and the newly arrived. Go ahead and close the door because the country is full. Isn't  that what Trump said one time? The country is full.

Fuck, we have a lot of work to do to clean up the crazy notions and the dark forces that are feeding this drivel and appealing to our lizard brains.

This by 100.  Much like the fall of the Roman Empire. 

 

7 hours ago, BradInATX said:

So you've never been to Philly then

Or College Station.

22 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

It’s weird because he said he was going to release them and that he looked forward to doing so.

It's almost as if he was...lying.  Whoa, that IS surprising. 

Yeah, you know what overcomes a convenient "20 year audit" real quick, a ruling from the Supreme Court of the United States. 

Guy couldn't shut up for 5 years about being happy to produce them as soon as it was legally okay.  Well, here's a pretty clear LEGAL INDICATION.  

Watch Trump try to claim his tax returns need to be kept secret for national security reasons. 

Since we were discussing Pennsylvania earlier (well, Philly) I thought you all would find this interesting:

 

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Putin must love this 

 

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Washington (CNN)Secretary of Defense Mark Esper landed in South Korea on Thursday to navigate renewed threats from an "enraged" North Korea and newly heightened strain in the alliance with Seoul that congressional aides, lawmakers and Korea experts say has been caused by President Donald Trump.

Trump is demanding that South Korea pay roughly 500% more in 2020 to cover the cost of keeping US troops on the peninsula, a congressional aide and an administration official confirmed to CNN.
The price hike has frustrated Pentagon officials and deeply concerned Republican and Democratic lawmakers, according to military officials and congressional aides. It has angered and unnerved Seoul, where leaders are questioning US commitment to their alliance and wondering whether Trump will pull US forces if they don't pay up.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/14/politics/trump-south-korea-troops-price-hike/index.html

44 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Since we were discussing Pennsylvania earlier (well, Philly) I thought you all would find this interesting:

 

36% say something positiv-ish about him. That seems to jibe with overall polls.

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

This will continue until he is no longer

Fixed!

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Fixed!

Yeah maybe so. But trump tweeting from a Russian embassy will not do as much harm as being the actual fucking US president.

10 hours ago, Fozzz said:

imo, Trump's biggest failure as POTUS is not locking this bitch up.

 

Negged for passing a lie on to us. It seems (I may be mistaken) that you have a very high standard for proving someone guilty of an accusation when it comes to one party, but here you are saying Hillary was comfortable being friends with a child sex trafficker as though she knew that about him and saying Bill Clinton was a serial rapist. Neither statement is honest.

It's clear that Epstein had many friends who likely didn't know of his sexual perpetration. I doubt Hillary, who spent her professional career looking out for the rights of children would tolerate someone she knew was a child sex trafficker. It's more possible that Bill Clinton knew, but if he was assaulting minors, I doubt he'd share the stories with his wife.

Calling Bill a serial rapist is merely a sign of how gullible you are when you're desperate to believe something. If he is a serial rapist, he should be in prison. So should Trump for his misdeeds. Do you use the same standard for both?

7 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Shit asses on the right led by O'Reilly ginned up the notion of a war on Christmas. People have started saying Merry Christmas as a declaration rather than a happy greeting. Now you can weaponize the Christmas gift by wrapping it in declarative paper.

I think I'd toss into the front yard of the sender unopened.

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

We're excusing war crimes now, but it's important for all of us to remember that is is far too soon to start comparing Trump to "outlandish" fascists like Hitler and Mussolini. 

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12 hours ago, Fozzz said:

imo, Trump's biggest failure as POTUS is not locking this bitch up.

 

Are you daft?

He locked up Melania years ago.

Lolololololol




The other tweets in the thread are pretty great too.

 

 

When non-hearsay is provided - what then?  

 

6 minutes ago, deech said:

 

 

When non-hearsay is provided - what then?  

 

Trump was joking.

Oh and Hillary did it and all politicians are corrupt, even when they’re just joking. 

13 minutes ago, deech said:

 

 

When non-hearsay is provided - what then?  

 

still not sure why hearsay is an issue.  why do we need someone who heard things directly from mulvaney and trump when we all heard directly from mulvaney and trump when they confessed on live tv?

Seen today through the windows of the Oval by press pool waiting on the lawn:

 

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

still not sure why hearsay is an issue.  why do we need someone who heard things directly from mulvaney and trump when we all heard directly from mulvaney and trump when they confessed on live tv?

Because all the world is mad. 

4 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

Seen today through the windows of the Oval by press pool waiting on the lawn:

 

 

it's piss 

6 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

Seen today through the windows of the Oval by press pool waiting on the lawn:

 

Could've been anything.  Mulvaney probably coughed, sending the whole conversation into a spiral.  Trump is addicted to amphetamines.  Drug addicts are erratic. 

1 hour ago, deech said:

 

 

When non-hearsay is provided - what then?  

 

Longtime career OMB official, Mark Sandy, had no idea he was a deep state operative funded by George Soros, a childhood friend of Shifty Schiff, worships Satan and eats fetal tissue on his avocado toast, but he's about to find out all of this stuff about himself.  Geez, Mark, you sick bastard! 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Was coming to post this

You really have to find a new state to call home...Good Lord your home state is an abject failure in almost every imaginable way. Dotard even makes fun of them and they cheer his message. 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Lolololololol

 

 


The other tweets in the thread are pretty great too.

 

"Louisiana, you suck shit through a straw...But you're not Puerto Rico...and that's a tremendous thing I did...maybe next hurricane, who knows..."

2 hours ago, deech said:

 

 

When non-hearsay is provided - what then?  

 

Then they call it heresy and demand to see the Whistleblower. 

Actually they will do that anyway.

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2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Could've been anything.  Mulvaney probably coughed, sending the whole conversation into a spiral.  Trump is addicted to amphetamines.  Drug addicts are erratic. 

the uproar probably stemmed from the adverse reaction to a zinc oxide overdose when Barr misunderstood Trump’s cantaloupe face and forcibly misplaced a pasty blob of the stuff down his throat.  

6 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Then they call it heresy and demand to see the Whistleblower. 

Actually they will do that anyway.

I think they're going to settle on "yeah it was a quid pro quo and yeah he wanted an investigation of Bidens specifically but he really believed they were corrrupt and the President should be able to use the tools of our state to compel corruption investigations. He did not have wrongful intent." This is what Kennedy and Cruz floated the other day. 

32 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

I think they're going to settle on "yeah it was a quid pro quo and yeah he wanted an investigation of Bidens specifically but he really believed they were corrrupt and the President should be able to use the tools of our state to compel corruption investigations. He did not have wrongful intent." This is what Kennedy and Cruz floated the other day. 

At this point it's about the only thing they have left.

9 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

still not sure why hearsay is an issue.  why do we need someone who heard things directly from mulvaney and trump when we all heard directly from mulvaney and trump when they confessed on live tv?

Call Mulvaney as a witness.  When he doesn’t show, wheel a TV in on a cart and question whether Trump attempted to trade aid to the Ukraine for an investigation of a political opponent in the upcoming election.  Hit play on the clip of Mulvaney saying there is Quid Pro quo all the time.  Repeat this for 8 hours.

Americans still wouldn’t get it.

Edited by Goredho

"Opportunity zones." Designed to give tax breaks for investment in new development based on low income census tracts. I suppose even the 1% have their class ranks and therefore qualify. For the residents  with incomes of less than $15,000 that were to be the beneficiaries of such development, too bad but you should have written a letter like Huizenga, Jr. did:

 

Just now, HenryJames said:

 

Like him or not (and I really don't like him), that's an effort I appreciate.   Good for Bloomberg. 

1 hour ago, horncyclist said:

I think they're going to settle on "yeah it was a quid pro quo and yeah he wanted an investigation of Bidens specifically but he really believed they were corrrupt and the President should be able to use the tools of our state to compel corruption investigations. He did not have wrongful intent." This is what Kennedy and Cruz floated the other day. 

Tough sell when he never says the word “corruption” in the call. 

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