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41 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

so trumpkins are now ok with war crimes and killing of innocent civilians. We really are marching closer to fascism. Traitors. 

Trumpism has shown there’s nothing unique about 20th century Germans.  Every population has a sizable minority of potential fascists just waiting for the right asshole to tickle their self-pity G spot and unleash a tidal wave of antisocial shitheadery on the world.  

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Don’t engage the troll. Just neg his posts and move on.

Something that would never happen with this current president-




10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Come on bad news!

 

He was slurring a lot in one of his recent outings. Speculation in the comments is that they're clearing the path for a medical issue.





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6 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He was slurring a lot in one of his recent outings. Speculation in the comments is that they're clearing the path for a medical issue.

Nah, still Perfect at 239 lbs!!

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10 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He was slurring a lot in one of his recent outings. Speculation in the comments is that they're clearing the path for a medical issue.

Don't get my hopes up. 

I have questions.

How much do all the people around him hate him that no one gives him a heads up?

How filthy is the WH residence?


So am I supporting the troops if I support the Navy SEALS who blew the whistle on a murdering chief, or do I have to support the murdering chief?

SO MANY QUESTIONS.

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33 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I have questions.

How much do all the people around him hate him that no one gives him a heads up?

How filthy is the WH residence?

 

Toilet paper is specifically made to stick to shit. His staff can only do so much.

Maybe while he's in Austin this week, we can convince him to load up on brisket and ribs and Franklin and then conveniently slide into a meat coma.  
I mean since he's in such great health, he'll have no problem chowing down...

We could tell him the sliced beef is modeled after Ivanka's labia, and he'll just go to town...

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I wonder what Trump got in return from Erdogan in their meeting last week?

Dirt on Jane Sanders? A promise to investigate Bailey Warren?


17 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I wonder what Trump got in return from Erdogan in their meeting last week?

Dirt on Jane Sanders? A promise to investigate Bailey Warren?

 

And Lindsey has nothing to say about it. This is his tweet from last week:

What happened to your outrage about the Kurds, Mr. Graham? Too busy on Fox defending the undefendable?

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I have questions.

How much do all the people around him hate him that no one gives him a heads up?

How filthy is the WH residence?

 

I need TP for my bunghole!!!

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Senate Republicans are going to flush him if the Louisiana Gov's race holds up 

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"He's healthy as can be," she told Pirro. "He has more energy than anybody in the White House. That man works from 6 a.m. until very, very late at night."

That's a line from a CNN article about his physical today. 

49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Senate Republicans are going to flush him if the Louisiana Gov's race holds up 

 

7 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Fify 

Based on Fozz’s posts in other threads there is no way he’s Rocko.

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17 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

 

LSU beats Bama last week, Tua breaks a hip and JBE wins re-election.  The Trump curse is just getting started fam.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

LSU beats Bama last week, Tua breaks a hip and JBE wins re-election.  The Trump curse is just getting started fam.

Shit somebody make the Mack curse meme for Donald 

54 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

That's a line from a CNN article about his physical today. 

I would like Pirro to define work (or whoever said it). Plus, he probably wrote the physical report himself. 

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20 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

I would like Pirro to define work (or whoever said it).

Shittin'. Tweetin'. Baitin'. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Senate Republicans are going to flush him if the Louisiana Gov's race holds up 

Louisiana AND Kentucky going to the Dems after Trump stumping in both states the day before the election.  Ouch.

His tweets tonight are pretty tame.  Looks like the interns are posting.  

Takes his physical in shifts. 

 

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1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Shit somebody make the Mack curse meme for Donald 

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if you support donald trump, you should seriously consider kiling yourself.

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

if you support donald trump, you should seriously consider kiling yourself.

...and doing this nation a huge favor.

Dude got humbled tonight in LA so he's trying to hide behind the troops. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Takes his physical in shifts. 

 

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3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

Please baby Jesus let this fat racist fuck eat one Big Mac too many this week.

Trump pardoning war criminals and has a confirmed white nationalist in the white house.

Just another week in Trumpland.

4 hours ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Since when do physical exams have phases? 

When you lie about it.

Look, you give trump a standing ovation in your stadium, your star QB gets a season ending injury.

Just the way it goes. 

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On the other other hand, you boo trump loudly in your stadium, you get to win the World Series in a huge upset, even beating Verlander, Cole and Greinke pitching at home.

Just the way it goes. 

The physical is extremely odd and it’s obviously bs that his trip to the hospital  was basically that he was working  ahead of his schedule. And while I agree with the quote that he is up at all hours, it’s doubtful that he’s actually working and the source of his energy is suspect anyway.

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9 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The physical is extremely odd and it’s obviously bs that his trip to the hospital  was basically that he was working  ahead of his schedule. And while I agree with the quote that he is up at all hours, it’s doubtful that he’s actually working and the source of his energy is suspect anyway.

Maybe Melanie beat his ass this time instead. 

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