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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Where is staboner? Is he posting from the future? If so, does it suck? It sucks, doesn't it? 

24 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Where is staboner? Is he posting from the future? If so, does it suck? It sucks, doesn't it? 

Futureman is there, draw your own conclusions.  

27 minutes ago, Red Five said:

More like Lex Luthor, minus 75 IQ points.

*Nerd* Lex Luthor's IQ is above 200. It needs to be more like minus 150 points. *Nerd*

 

 

Traveling today. At a quick glance seems like it’s been a quiet day and Trump hasn’t done anything impeachable today.

 

On 11/15/2019 at 4:14 PM, Bama Chick said:

 

 


The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self awareness.

 

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https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-impeachment-inquiry/trump-s-impeachment-ire-turns-pompeo-amid-diplomats-starring-roles-n1082716
 
 The impeachment inquiry has created the first rift between President Donald Trump and the Cabinet member who has been his closest ally, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, according to four current and former senior administration officials.
Trump has fumed for weeks that Pompeo is responsible for hiring State Department officials whose congressional testimony threatens to bring down his presidency, the officials said. The president confronted Pompeo about the officials — and what he believed was a lackluster effort by the secretary of state to block their testimony — during lunch at the White House on Oct. 29, those familiar with the matter said.
 
Inside the White House, the view was that Trump “just felt like, ‘rein your people in,’” a senior administration official said.
Trump particularly blames Pompeo for tapping Ambassador Bill Taylor in June to be the top U.S. diplomat in Ukraine, the current and former senior administration officials said.
 
 

Such a narcissist. It’s Pompeo’s fault for hiring people who won’t lie for the president not his fault for doing the lying.

Motherfucker got no dick 

So is his Austin visit still on?  Because I really don’t need fucked up traffic Wednesday afternoon.   

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46 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So is his Austin visit still on?  Because I really don’t need fucked up traffic Wednesday afternoon.   

Has anyone checked with Tim Apple's staff on this?

It's still on, just no announcement on time obviously.  NW Apple campus is the main feature.  I suppose they may stop off at one other Apple location.  

Ivanka will be in tow, so I say we look into some day-fucks.  Otherwise, TCRP quietly reporting a quick meet n' great with some supporters but nothing lavish.  Whole trip, with ground movement sounds like 4-5 hours, tops.  I'm guessing they'd rather do Air Force one in/out of Austin Executive Airport given the proximity but can't handle that runway.  So more surface transport than they'd like.  Which would explain the in flux plan for TCRP and one other business tour.  Sounds like one meal on the ground is in the cards, but probably on site somewhere, no fun taco visit or anything.  I'm guessing morning commute will be fine but afternoon commute will be a shitshow.  

The Manchester-Bahamas thing is hilarious, because Doug Manchester is the biggest dickbag in all of San Diego, which puts him high in the running for biggest dickbag in the world.

Kink Bandana landed an interview with the president for prideless loyalty. That's how non-fake-news journalists who aren't part of the lamestream media begin their dignified careers as stewards of truth. 

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I work with a young guy in his 20's that thinks Doink Boingo is a god. "He shuts them down and they don't have an answer!" Umm, they're sitting there stunned at his stupidity.

“I knew when he got elected it would be great news for war criminals” basically.


Holy fuck that is scary.

Fucking psychopath.

that douche bag just stamped his ticket for a cabinet position 

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Dong Boingo runs a terrible airplane wifi company.  Fuck that guy. 

Fox brings on a pardoned war criminal and waxes like he's coming home with the Medal of Honor after saving a hundred lives.

Disgraceful. Shameless.

I just finished watching the last episode of “Leavenworth” and beyond the obvious, what really angers me about Lorrance is how he and his family use his sexuality as a defense.

“Oh I’m a gay soldier and everyone in the army is homophobic so I had to be extra tough to get respect and part of why I was the ‘scapegoat’ was because they were happy to get rid of a gay lieutenant.”

It’s so fucking offensive. It chaps my ass that Trump pardoned this lying psycho murderer.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

I just finished watching the last episode of “Leavenworth” and beyond the obvious, what really angers me about Lorrance is how he and his family use his sexuality as a defense.

“Oh I’m a gay soldier and everyone in the army is homophobic so I had to be extra tough to get respect and part of why I was the ‘scapegoat’ was because they were happy to get rid of a gay lieutenant.”

It’s so fucking offensive. It chaps my ass that Trump pardoned this lying psycho murderer.

I watched the first four episodes. It was pretty stunning when one of the guys from his patrol was watching clips of Fox News while they were blatantly lying and distorting the facts of the event as described by practically everyone else on the patrol. 'There were men racing towards him on a motorcycle. He only had a split second to act. He saved lives!'

Reprehensible. 

10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

from the trump campaign:

 

this isn’t a joke, pal. people die in fairy tales all the time. 

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27 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

This is totally irresponsible and stupid, and is quite frankly the kind of nonsense I would expect from the Rs and Fox News.

6 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

“I knew when he got elected it would be great news for war criminals” basically.

 

And just like that I get the 12 hr Tweeter time out for hoping that asshole gets run over by a bus. 

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

This is totally irresponsible and stupid, and is quite frankly the kind of nonsense I would expect from the Rs and Fox News.

You’re right.

They should have had a body language expert on to tell us what he’s thinking. They’d be a way more informative source.

But in all honesty, CNN and Obama’s doctor need to button that shit up. 

No one wins when doctors start diagnosing folks on cable news.

I hope Trump’s penchant for surrounding himself with incompetent yes-men applies to his medical staff as well. Maybe a misdiagnosis of major cardiac failure is what will save us. 

14 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

from the trump campaign:

 

Lack of penis checks out

President will have a mid-morning Cabinet meeting today and lunch with VP Pence. Although the impeachment inquiry takes up a lot of space, Secretary of Defense Esper could cover pages of info as there are a number of hotspots world-wide among other things but if you've ever had a boss with the attention span of a gnat....

10 hours ago, Lobo said:

It's still on, just no announcement on time obviously.  NW Apple campus is the main feature.  I suppose they may stop off at one other Apple location.  

Ivanka will be in tow, so I say we look into some day-fucks.  Otherwise, TCRP quietly reporting a quick meet n' great with some supporters but nothing lavish.  Whole trip, with ground movement sounds like 4-5 hours, tops.  I'm guessing they'd rather do Air Force one in/out of Austin Executive Airport given the proximity but can't handle that runway.  So more surface transport than they'd like.  Which would explain the in flux plan for TCRP and one other business tour.  Sounds like one meal on the ground is in the cards, but probably on site somewhere, no fun taco visit or anything.  I'm guessing morning commute will be fine but afternoon commute will be a shitshow. 

 where are you seeing this? i don’t want this asshole anywhere on our campus. tim apple can stay though, he cool. 

Just checking to see when it’s okay to opine on Donald Trump’s mental health.  

Nothing wrong yet that I see, he’s a very stable genius and totally not in mental decline. 

KAG

3 hours ago, TornACL said:

This is totally irresponsible and stupid, and is quite frankly the kind of nonsense I would expect from the Rs and Fox News.

I have no problem with it.  Trump is mentally and emotionally disabled.  Period.

2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

You’re right.

They should have had a body language expert on to tell us what he’s thinking. They’d be a way more informative source.

But in all honesty, CNN and Obama’s doctor need to button that shit up. 

No one wins when doctors start diagnosing folks on cable news.

On the other hand... When a president and administration go so far out of their way to blantantly lie about his health, I pretty much expect reporting like this to emerge. 

He can't talk in complete thoughts. It looks like he's wearing diapers (or he has leveled up his FUPA). He has lied about his weight and about random hospital trips. 

Fuck yeah, let's shake the tree and make his admin face the truth or dig a deeper hole of lies. Fuck all this shit about decorum and protecting the office of the president. 

23 minutes ago, joe dirt said:

 where are you seeing this? i don’t want this asshole anywhere on our campus. tim apple can stay though, he cool. 

He's right. We got a heads up from my kid's school about messed-up traffic for Grandparent's Day lunch.

8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

“I knew when he got elected it would be great news for war criminals” basically.

 

I read that as ‘Lt Cunt’ and seems fitting.  

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Another busy day for the president..

11:30am The President participates in a Cabinet meeting

12:45pm The President has lunch with the Vice President

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11 hours ago, Lobo said:

It's still on, just no announcement on time obviously.  NW Apple campus is the main feature.  I suppose they may stop off at one other Apple location.  

Ivanka will be in tow, so I say we look into some day-fucks.  Otherwise, TCRP quietly reporting a quick meet n' great with some supporters but nothing lavish.  Whole trip, with ground movement sounds like 4-5 hours, tops.  I'm guessing they'd rather do Air Force one in/out of Austin Executive Airport given the proximity but can't handle that runway.  So more surface transport than they'd like.  Which would explain the in flux plan for TCRP and one other business tour.  Sounds like one meal on the ground is in the cards, but probably on site somewhere, no fun taco visit or anything.  I'm guessing morning commute will be fine but afternoon commute will be a shitshow.  

Can you start giving daily weather forecasts?

9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

“I knew when he got elected it would be great news for war criminals” basically.

 

Telling Trump he needs better people around him should ramp up Trump’s paranoia.  

8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I just finished watching the last episode of “Leavenworth” and beyond the obvious, what really angers me about Lorrance is how he and his family use his sexuality as a defense.

“Oh I’m a gay soldier and everyone in the army is homophobic so I had to be extra tough to get respect and part of why I was the ‘scapegoat’ was because they were happy to get rid of a gay lieutenant.”

It’s so fucking offensive. It chaps my ass that Trump pardoned this lying psycho murderer.

There are probably Trumpkins very conflicted about him.  On the one hand, he kills browns.  On the other, he’s gay.  Trump loves the troops!  But he pardoned a gay one!

4 hours ago, brown water said:

Hadn’t Stormy already confirmed this? 

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Imo, it's not totally irresponsible and stupid for medical professionals to opine on Trump's perceived mental/physical health (if done reasonably). 

Come on, there are plenty of semi-obvious signs here. 

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Can you start giving daily weather forecasts?

Sorry but I barely passed Troy Kimmel's "Weather & Climate" class at UT back in the day.  That's why I rely so heavily on PhDhorn.  Army Futures Command is "trying" to set something up with him as his other official visit but considering he'll probably call all of them traitors next week, they don't appear to be in a real fucking hurry.  

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