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1 hour ago, shnsajax said:

 

That’s a federal crime !

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

That’s a federal crime !

that stopped being a crime on Jan 21, 2017.

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

that stopped being a crime on Jan 21, 2017.

‘Classified’ emails vs emails 

13 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

It's also possible that he was more effective in his younger days.

He's been a fucking buffoon as long as I've been aware of him. He fucked up the USFL, casinos, his airline, and just about every other business hes tried. He presumably was able to make some money on New York real estate, but everybody that was in that business over a 40 year time span did well.  

6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

He's been a fucking buffoon as long as I've been aware of him. He fucked up the USFL, casinos, his airline, and just about every other business hes tried. He presumably was able to make some money on New York real estate, but everybody that was in that business over a 40 year time span did well.  

Actually, he couldn’t even do that.  There’s tons of evidence that other than his first couple of deals,  Fred was constantly bailing him out.

and that he would have made more money through standard investments than he did off his business deals.

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Sure.  Keep needling Sondland.  Sound strategy.  Or...you know.  He's going to keep calling you on your BS and make you look stupid.  

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

and that he would have made more money through standard investments than he did off his business deals.

He would have made more just putting his inheritance in an S&P Index fund.

10 minutes ago, Blotto said:

He's been a fucking buffoon as long as I've been aware of him. He fucked up the USFL, casinos, his airline, and just about every other business hes tried. He presumably was able to make some money on New York real estate, but everybody that was in that business over a 40 year time span did well.  

Hillary's major mistake was not hammering this every chance she got.  He's been an abysmal failure at everything he's done despite the image he promoted.  The image would have fallen apart like a house of cards.

I dunno, his steaks are pretty good. 

55 minutes ago, Jester said:

Sure.  Keep needling Sondland.  Sound strategy.  Or...you know.  He's going to keep calling you on your BS and make you look stupid.  

Avatar seems accurate

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Why is that thumb so small ?

Inbreeding

I was viewing his helicopter chat from this morning. I am not a doctor, obviously, but I wonder if they have given him an iv after his weekend spell. His color is actually a little better. than it has been (sorry if that's not what people wanted to hear). My late mother used to get loopy when she was dehydrated and she actually had good health habits, so Trump is a nightmare when it comes to keeping him upright.

Surly that piece of shit is going to pass sign after sign about what a shit heal he is....right?

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Surly that piece of shit is going to pass sign after sign about what a shit heal he is....right?

That’s why they don’t announce the route.

I've been away from the news. I assumed the note was a joke. Is the "I want nothing" notepad real?

9 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I've been away from the news. I assumed the note was a joke. Is the "I want nothing" notepad real?

It's real. That's really the president's personal notes for his customary helicopter press conference.

Is trump going to give a speech at Apple?  If so, any chance he gets booed out of the building?

I love days like today, rush and hannity are pure comedy .... best day ever for Trump !!!!

Is trump going to give a speech at Apple?  If so, any chance he gets booed out of the building?

Used to work at Apple. I'm sure they'll have their people in line. I think he's actually going to a chip factory adjacent to their campus that's run by a subcontractor.

Motorcade drove right by my office. Did my civic duty and let the bird fly from the balcony.


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21 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Is trump going to give a speech at Apple?  If so, any chance he gets booed out of the building?

It would be really hard for me to not boo, if he actually showed up on campus. But they're going to be at the Flextronic assembly plant. When I drove my during lunch there was a healthy amount of protesters waiting. 

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

that stopped being a crime on Jan 21, 2017.

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Serious question—-is that photoshop?  I’ve never been good at noticing doctored pics.  
would explain my mail order bride.  

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Serious question—-is that photoshop?  I’ve never been good at noticing doctored pics.  
would explain my mail order bride.  

For the tenth time, it’s real.

It's real, but I will say that looks like it's written in Syphilitic Dotard font.

37 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

It's real, but I will say that looks like it's written in Syphilitic Dotard font.

And "Zelensky" is spelled phonetically in Dotardish. 

23 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

And "Zelensky" is spelled phonetically in Dotardish. 

Ha, just saw that.  Perfect.

Zillinksy from Ukrain?  

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Zillinksy from Ukrain?  

Any relation to the auto parts king?

Just now, conVINCEd said:

Any relation to the auto parts king?

Use the ice to cool down the marbles.  

Hey, that guy was there in October.   No, the other guy.  I got a picture of him.  You might be able to click to get the full size, if you want to really zoom in on him.

 

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What did Patrick hand POTUS?

 

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