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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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2 hours ago, threesheets said:

They're out there.  My best friend's mom was a hippie her whole life and is now a full blown Trumper at age 60.

I am sure there are some but the vast majority of "us" would not piss on Trump if he was on fire.

Just now, Steamboat1874 said:

I am sure there are some but the vast majority of "us" would not piss on Trump if he was on fire.

I'd hold it until my eyeballs were floating.  

1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

We've reached peak 1984. 

 

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35 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

We should group them all together in highly concentrated camps or in...oh, what's that Italian word...ah, yes, ghettos.

...in what we hope will lead to a final solution to this problem.

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Please keep this dog stuff going. I want him standing in front of that helicopter yelling about a dog’s genitalia.

3 hours ago, UncleCharlie said:

People over 65 should not be allowed to run for or hold public office.

 

 

Or have social media accounts.  And if they do have one then they cant vote. 

3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

An upper threshold makes a lot more sense in the 21st century than it did in the 18th. We've nearly doubled life expectancy during that time frame, unmasking age related cognitive decline. 

 

3 minutes ago, Burt said:

Or have social media accounts.  And if they do have one then they cant vote. 

See now we are getting somewhere.

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Tweet about how horrible Baltimore is in 3...2...1

80% of it is. 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Yay Baltimore

 

She's got some serious FMB's on. 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Yay Baltimore

 

i used to vaccilate between feeling sorry for her and "she bought her ticket, let her crash." now it's much more the latter. she's still married to that disgusting pig, so that's on her.

 

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump can make the turkey pardon awkward and political.

 

this is going to do nothing to dispel the notion that republicans are fucking terrible at comedy.

who wrote that dreck?

he literally brought up schiff and impeachment in the fucking turkey pardon.  what an absolute shit stain on this country.

8 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i used to vaccilate between feeling sorry for her and "she bought her ticket, let her crash." now it's much more the latter. she's still married to that disgusting pig, so that's on her.

 

A decent human being wouldn't have agreed to the jacket stunt.  She deserves the hate just as much as the rest of them. 

In a sing-song voice:

Bread and Butter, Bread and Butter

What do you have to say?

He's a nutter, he's a nutter.

Let's be on our way.

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Tweet about how horrible Baltimore is in 3...2...1

He's already done that...maybe just retweet his old one?

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

She's got some serious FMB's on. 

Her whole outfit has the Jeremiah Johnson mountain man look.  Surprised she didn't rock a coonskin hat.

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Yay Baltimore

 

Why would Trump tweet about her being booed in Baltimore? He doesn't care if she is booed; he cares if HE is booed. If he tweets about it at all, it will be because it affects him with respect to his supporters, his numbers, or his status in some way. He might do it because it is a chance to take a jab at a city that he knows doesn't like HIM, but he couldn't care less about Barron's mother.

 

Yes, let’s re-elect   the most divisive dumbass in presidential history!  Just what we need. 4 more years of this trash. 

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So they voted for the dotard, then Ds in 2018, and now dotard again?  Are these all alzheimer's patients?

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So they voted for the dotard, then Ds in 2018, and now dotard again?  Are these all alzheimer's patients?

They explain the reasoning in the article. 

Just now, GRHorn said:

They explain the reasoning in the article. 

Paywall

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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No worries.  The reasoning is: they're stupid. 

That “article” buried the lede -

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And I feel like I read 1,000 different takes on this same tired premise prior to the midterms. MAGA Haberman being amongst the worst offenders.

5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Let’s also remember that the 35 y. Old presidential cut off was put into place when the average life expectancy was ..... ~36 years old.

 

So in a sense, have 76 year olds as presidents is what the founders desired?

You obviously have not studied “human lifespan” data as opposed to  “life expectancy” data for the last 2000 years.

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

That “article” buried the lede -

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And I feel like I read 1,000 different takes on this same tired premise prior to the midterms. MAGA Haberman being amongst the worst offenders.

lol, juggernaut of an argument there, GR

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

That “article” buried the lede -

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And I feel like I read 1,000 different takes on this same tired premise prior to the midterms. MAGA Haberman being amongst the worst offenders.

Stop, your ruining GRHorn's point.

So, off all the voters in "battleground states" who voted for Trump in 2016, and then switched to the Dems in 2018, roughly 2/3 are currently planning on voting for Trump?  

First of all, what is that, eight people?  Converting Trump voters was never a huge part of the plan, but I'd take 33% of any particular Trump voting demographic.  Voter turn-out is a much bigger deal. 

Secondly, how in the fuck did they poll that?  How many thousands of people did they have to call to get a representative sample? It's not like who you voted for is part of a database. 

From the article: 

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This group is only a sliver of the electorate — 2 percent of registered voters — and is not representative of all voters. They are overwhelmingly white, 60 percent are male, and two-thirds have no college degree. But the president’s strength among them helps explain why he is highly competitive in states that Democrats carried just one year ago.

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The Times/Siena poll of 3,766 registered voters was conducted from Oct. 13 to Oct. 26.

So, 2% of 3766 people is 75 people.  I like the Times, but it's a disservice to statistics and polling in general to proffer that as something relevant or statistically compelling. 

 

Edit: Bama is faster than I am. 

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10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

That “article” buried the lede -

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And I feel like I read 1,000 different takes on this same tired premise prior to the midterms. MAGA Haberman being amongst the worst offenders.

So Trump is doing well with uneducated white males. Got it. No wonder he is so popular on Texags. 

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Remember, what's important is that anyone opposing Trump be totally civil, polite, and downright obsequious to Trump voters, but Trump and his supporters should absolutely shit all over everyone they want to, because that's how you MAGA, and if you don't want to MAGA, you hate America and we all see through you.

Fuck your rules and decorum, Trumpkins and GR.  And fuck you.  You have two sets of rules.  Take both of them and cram them up your ass, where they will surely be able to keep your head company.

40 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

That “article” buried the lede -

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And I feel like I read 1,000 different takes on this same tired premise prior to the midterms. MAGA Haberman being amongst the worst offenders.

MAGA Haberman? 😂 

 

36 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, juggernaut of an argument there, GR

I missed where I made an argument.
I posted a column from the NYT because I thought it was interesting. I didn’t think people like this would’ve existed. I guess I should have clarified. 
 

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Remember, what's important is that anyone opposing Trump be totally civil, polite, and downright obsequious to Trump voters, but Trump and his supporters should absolutely shit all over everyone they want to, because that's how you MAGA, and if you don't want to MAGA, you hate America and we all see through you.

Fuck your rules and decorum, Trumpkins and GR.  And fuck you.  You have two sets of rules.  Take both of them and cram them up your ass, where they will surely be able to keep your head company.

What the hell are you talking about?

Another point on the polling: if I did trust it, it wouldn’t be bad. 1/3 of 2% is 0.66%. Trump won Wisconsin and Pennsylvania by about 0.75%, and Michigan by 0.25%. If you take 0.66% off his vote and they stay home, Dems win Mi and come close on the other two. If they vote Dem instead of staying home, Trump loses all 3.
But, like I say, it’s shitty statistics and not really representative of how things will play out.

34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Remember, what's important is that anyone opposing Trump be totally civil, polite, and downright obsequious to Trump voters, but Trump and his supporters should absolutely shit all over everyone they want to, because that's how you MAGA, and if you don't want to MAGA, you hate America and we all see through you.

Fuck your rules and decorum, Trumpkins and GR.  And fuck you.  You have two sets of rules.  Take both of them and cram them up your ass, where they will surely be able to keep your head company.

Conservatives: WE ARE VOTING FOR TRUMP BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS ARE TOO MEAN TO US 

Also Conservatives: 

 

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Conservatives: WE ARE VOTING FOR TRUMP BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS ARE TOO MEAN TO US 

Also Conservatives: 

 

This is the conservative equivalent of Liberals saying they’ll move to Canada. Yawn. 

“I’m moving to Canada” =/= “I need to make sure me and my kids are good at head shots”.

 

Fucking moron.

 

Just now, GRHorn said:

This is the conservative equivalent of Liberals saying they’ll move to Canada. Yawn. 

"If this thing I don't like happens, I'll leave the country."

"If this thing I don't like happens, I'll start shooting people."

Same thing, yep.

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

"If this thing I don't like happens, I'll leave the country."

"If this thing I don't like happens, I'll start shooting people."

Same thing, yep.

I meant it as in, they won’t really do it. 

7 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

This is the conservative equivalent of Liberals saying they’ll move to Canada. Yawn. 

Got it.  Liberals talk about moving, conservatives talk about murder.  Seems pretty equivalent.

You are a member of a fucking death cult.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Got it.  Liberals talk about moving, conservatives talk about murder.  Seems pretty equivalent.

You are a member of a fucking death cult.

You’re a whack job. 

 

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you should learn to say what you mean more

Fair point.

1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

I meant it as in, they won’t really do it. 

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

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What does this have to do with Post Bernie victory over Trump socialist dystopia?

Yeah.  I'm just NUTS for thinking that the Trump wing is a death cult....

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In summary, fuck being civil to your club.  You traffic in lies and cruelty, shrug your shoulders and laugh.  Your grandchildren are going to find out about what you supported, and they are going to be disgusted by their grandfather.  Your legacy will be shame and disgust.  All of it deserved.  That ain't whack job -- that's reading the writing on the wall.  Written in blood shed by your club.  They aren't waiting for the 2020 election.  They're taking action now, and they have been for some time.

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9 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

You are an idiot.

I promise you most of the people that protested in the 60's did not vote for Trump.

ok boomer

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