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That guy is a shit talking, washed up baseball player. Who cares? 
 

16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

In summary, fuck being civil to your club.  You traffic in lies and cruelty, shrug your shoulders and laugh.  Your grandchildren are going to find out about what you supported, and they are going to be disgusted by your grandfather.  Your legacy will be shame and disgust.  All of it deserved.  That ain't whack job -- that's reading the writing on the wall.  Written in blood shed by your club.  They aren't waiting for the 2020 election.  They're taking action now, and they have been for some time.

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I never asked you to be civil.
 

You’re really lashing out this afternoon. I know the holidays are a stressful time. Maybe it’s time to find better outlets for letting out some of your anger and frustration? I think yelling at strangers on the internet isn’t cutting it anymore.
 

Maybe there’s an old man boxing club somewhere? Or you could go the other direction and try yoga or meditation to find a better balance? Good luck. 

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Just now, GRHorn said:

That guy is a shit talking, washed up baseball player. Who cares? 
 

I never asked you to be civil.
 

You’re really lashing out this afternoon. I know the holidays are a stressful time. Maybe it’s time to find better outlets for letting out some of your anger and frustration? I think yelling at strangers on the internet isn’t cutting it anymore.
 

Maybe there’s an old man boxing club somewhere? Or you could go the other direction and try yoga or meditation to find a better balance? Good luck. 

Maybe you could wise up and not be loyal to a death cult that has resulted in the murder of dozens of my fellow humans, and is full of members eagerly looking forward to their chance to add to the body count?

No?

Then I guess we're both going to be disappointed.  But only one of us will go down in history as siding with evil.  I'm good with that -- that's plenty to be thankful for.

8 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

This is one of the better opinion pieces I have read in a while.   Its message is clear without talking over heads, or talking down to people in order to impress others with the author's insights or intelligence.

 

Future president Robert Redford

Trumpkins aren't shooting anyone if Bernie gets elected, because Bernie will TAKE ALL THEIR GUNS IN THE FIRST WEEK HAHAHA MAGAT MURDERING TRUMPKIN GUN FREAKS!!!

(Did I do that right?)

I'm trying to imagine the response had Kaepernick mentioned taking up arms instead of taking a fucking knee.

53 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Conservatives: WE ARE VOTING FOR TRUMP BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS ARE TOO MEAN TO US 

Also Conservatives: 

 

America is no longer a country in the traditional sense. 2020 will make that more evident. I am sure what comes out on the other side will be wonderful but of course the journey will suck your balls through your wiener 

Have a good evening friends. Unfortunately nukes work with socialists at the helm too. So vote Quimby. Hell if you were running for POTUS he'd vote for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

 

Sounds like a great idea.  

8 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

Sounds like a great idea.  

So, my family is more likely to be killed by a white supremacist, right here on US soil.  When will your Godking get around to designating white supremacist organizations as terrorist organizations?  What's that?  "Never, because they're an essential part of his base?"  Very well then.

2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

Garbage article with quotes from a bunch of morons.

Trump is losing next year.  Despite your best hopes and dreams.

Thanks for sharing though. 

25 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

Sounds like a great idea.  

If its trump’s idea its not. 

16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, my family is more likely to be killed by a white supremacist, right here on US soil.  When will your Godking get around to designating white supremacist organizations as terrorist organizations?  What's that?  "Never, because they're an essential part of his base?"  Very well then.

Looks like it’s been discussed at the House subcommittee level so it’s a possibility going forward. I’d support it. These things take time. 
 

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

If its trump’s idea its not. 

That kind of closed minded thinking keeps you locked up in a box. Free your mind, and your ass will follow. 

1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

That kind of closed minded thinking keeps you locked up in a box. Free your mind, and your ass will follow. 

Whatever you say Chief. I choose to live by the whatever trump touches turns to shit reality, because it’s objectively true. Just ask Paul, Michael and roger. You can choose to live in whatever false reality you want to. Have fun. 

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Did he mention what the liberals wanted to call it?

Inquiring minds want to know

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

The best people.

It’s like an oldie you weren’t sure he’d play. 

55 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

Sounds like a great idea.  

Ive already seen Sicario 2 though....

Obviously anything that trump supports needs properly vetted, but from the linked article I think the terrorist designation is probably good as well. It could easily turn into military action though and I'm not going to support that. 

2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

This is the conservative equivalent of Liberals saying they’ll move to Canada. Yawn. 

Until one of you motherfuckers shoot up a Wal-Mart in El Paso or sum shit...wait.

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34 minutes ago, seven said:

Obviously anything that trump supports needs properly vetted, but from the linked article I think the terrorist designation is probably good as well. It could easily turn into military action though and I'm not going to support that. 

What I think he will do with this is use the terrorist designation as a reason to send American troops into Mexico next year. I fully support the destruction of these cartels, but this just seems like Dotard is doing this to justify military action during an election year in a country that his base despises. Killing brown people (We all know the cartels are filled with terrible human beings) will absolutely get his base very enthusiastic about getting to terrorize and dehumanize every brown person, irregardless of whether they are a law abiding human being or not.

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12 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

As I recall, he never faced Obama head to head in an election. But who needs facts in Trumplandia.

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Mike Pence is not going to like this.

 

Aside from Pence being jealous, the idea of Trump stating outloud  that anyone is a little heavy or overweight is marvelous.

 

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11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

His cult members don't care. He says it and it is the gospel truth. Human beings never evolve or change. This is no different than Germans thinking Hitler was their savior. These idiots at these rallies really believe Dotard was sent by God to make their lives better and to make the lives of brown-skinned people a living hell.

We are dealing with the worst of humanity right now. There is no rosy endng to this. We are descending into the depths of fascism and are on the path to where a significant portion of the populace looks at Dotard as a God-king. If you study history at all you know that great empires throughout history are done from within. We are watching the sunset of America having a good voice on the world stage coming to an end because millions of our fellow citizens chose hate and bigotry over the greater good of our fellow human beings. We are the terrible human beings we have said that other countries are. It's us now and it is not pretty.

His cult members don't care. He says it and it is the gospel truth. Human beings never evolve or change. This is no different than Germans thinking Hitler was their savior. These idiots at these rallies really believe Dotard was sent by God to make their lives better and to make the lives of brown-skinned people a living hell.
We are dealing with the worst of humanity right now. There is no rosy endng to this. We are descending into the depths of fascism and are on the path to where a significant portion of the populace looks at Dotard as a God-king. If you study history at all you know that great empires throughout history are done from within. We are watching the sunset of America having a good voice on the world stage coming to an end because millions of our fellow citizens chose hate and bigotry over the greater good of our fellow human beings. We are the terrible human beings we have said that other countries are. It's us now and it is not pretty.

My brotha. This mothafucka gets it.

This is like the Baylor game. It was over the minute trump received the kickoff. Now, we’re just watching clock run down and we’ll see how bad it is at the end. Spoiler: it’s gonna be bad. Really bad.
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13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


My brotha. This mothafucka gets it.

This is like the Baylor game. It was over the minute trump received the kickoff. Now, we’re just watching clock run down and we’ll see how bad it is at the end. Spoiler: it’s gonna be bad. Really bad.

Jesus man, I come here for refuge from the cesspool. Don't football the CR.

2 hours ago, GRHorn said:

 

Sounds like a great idea.  

Stephen Miller got into his dad’s Tom Clancy novels?

42 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Jesus man, I come here for refuge from the cesspool. Don't football the CR.

what a world

53 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


My brotha. This mothafucka gets it.

This is like the Baylor game. It was over the minute trump received the kickoff. Now, we’re just watching clock run down and we’ll see how bad it is at the end. Spoiler: it’s gonna be bad. Really bad.

I saw bits of that game at work. Good Lord what a fiasco.

Brisket people give you a bunch of mess for more/less having a Jeremiah from the OT view of things. I think you are spot-on because you recognize the mindset of the populace in our country.

It is sad that we have embraced demonizing minorities. The Mexicans and other brownskins are the Jews for those hell-bent on hatred. Hell Dotard is laying the groundwork to hate Jews in this country as well. Anyone who thinks this is a joke really needs a foot in their backside. This is not good and even if good ultimately fails you need to at least stand up and let your voice be heard.

I will also say this again. If you have not seen JoJo Rabbit you should. I have seen it half a dozen times. It is a beautiful movie. The racists supporting Dotard need to see it to see how things end for them. I will not give away what happens, but Scarlett Johanson has a line at a poignant moment where she tells JoJo that "they did what they could". It was pretty damn sad, but it struck a chord with me. 

Folks we all need to do what what we can. This is not a warning drill anymore. Do what you can and hope for the best. 

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8 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

It is sad that we have embraced demonizing minorities. The Mexicans and other brownskins are the Jews for those hell-bent on hatred. Hell Dotard is laying the groundwork to hate Jews in this country as well. Anyone who thinks this is a joke really needs a foot in their backside. This is not good and even if good ultimately fails you need to at least stand up and let your voice be heard.

Csb... 

In Manhattan right now, and I fucking love how diverse this city is. It's easily the best feature, and they hate this orange cunt. I don't think I could leave Cali, but if I did, this is pretty much the only place I would be willing to go... 

3 hours ago, staboner said:

America is no longer a country in the traditional sense. 2020 will make that more evident. I am sure what comes out on the other side will be wonderful but of course the journey will suck your balls through your wiener 

Have a good evening friends. Unfortunately nukes work with socialists at the helm too. So vote Quimby. Hell if you were running for POTUS he'd vote for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

I am going to write in staboner on the 2020 ballot. Will replace Willie. 

 

eta: sorry you probably dont want that endorsement around these parts. 

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If you look at the overlap of much of that movement (not all of it, but much of it), it was based on selfishness and self-indulgence.  Free love and let's do all the drugs weren't exactly movements meant to better other people -- they were meant to satisfy individual wants and desires.  And the impact on anyone else be damned.   
So, "I deserve everything that I want, nobody better threaten that, and to hell with everyone else."  That might as well be the Trumpism motto, and it overlaps perfectly with a sizable percentage of the Woodstock generation.
Selfishness and narcissism are the bedrock values of generation Trump.


There were massive amounts of blue collar boomers that did drugs, went to rock concerts, wore their hair long or short hair. They were not hippies. College educated Boomers are a tick more conservative since 2000, but they are more liberal than the previous generation’s elite.
7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I am going to write in staboner on the 2020 ballot. Will replace Willie. 

 

eta: sorry you probably dont want that endorsement around these parts. 

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Tomorrow will be worse.


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11 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Let’s also remember that the 35 y. Old presidential cut off was put into place when the average life expectancy was ..... ~36 years old.

 

So in a sense, have 76 year olds as presidents is what the founders desired?

That was life expectancy at birth,  once you get past that point life expectancy hasn't changed much in that time

I heard Sock Mocket.  Which I think is a kind of hand puppet game you can play with Ivanka's vagina.  In fact, it was the basis for the broadway hit just down the street from many fantastic Trump properties in Manhattan, "The Vagina Monologues"   Which Trump didn't see because he wasn't into ventriloquism back then.  But now as Putin's puppet, he's coming around. 

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