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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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BUT AMERICA WAS SO DISRESPECTED UNDER OBAMA

BOW AND APOLOGIZE

RAWRANDKE SJWMXLDNSMWK

Watching a short documentary on historical fascism in Europe. Yeah...makes you want to puke.

 

Trump is Mussolini. Seriously, they’re fucking twins. Pure ego. “[leader] is always right” (see Trump’s inability to admit even the smallest mistake). And we can travel just up the road for an anthem motto of “our country first.” Well, “our country over all others.” Uber alles and all that. And on and on.

 

The party of Trump is nothing more than a classic, simplistic, fascist movement. It’s not that the parallels are arguable. It’s that they’re complete and total. The path of American fascism over the past couple of years tracks the path of European fascism in its first few years. Damned near perfectly. If you support this fucking regime, you’re a supporter of idiotic fascism. That’s just a plain truth.

 

We need more Esso stations.

 

Is trumps new nickname “negative 1” or “minus 1”?  I like the latter.

24 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

BUT AMERICA WAS SO DISRESPECTED UNDER OBAMA

BOW AND APOLOGIZE

RAWRANDKE SJWMXLDNSMWK

Tan suits! 57 states! 

As im sure you have all noticed, but even our resident trolls don’t try to defend our depends wearing moron of a president anymore. They simply point out the stock market if it’s up that particular day or argue the unemployment rate hasn’t skyrocketed, just yet. 

Sad! 

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Watching a short documentary on historical fascism in Europe. Yeah...makes you want to puke.

 

Trump is Mussolini. Seriously, they’re fucking twins. Pure ego. “[leader] is always right” (see Trump’s inability to admit even the smallest mistake). And we can travel just up the road for an anthem motto of “our country first.” Well, “our country over all others.” Uber alles and all that. And on and on.

 

The party of Trump is nothing more than a classic, simplistic, fascist movement. It’s not that the parallels are arguable. It’s that they’re complete and total. The path of American fascism over the past couple of years tracks the path of European fascism in its first few years. Damned near perfectly. If you support this fucking regime, you’re a supporter of idiotic fascism. That’s just a plain truth.

 

We need more Esso stations.

 

That bitch was a male dog and you know it! Dabnabbit! 

Wait, that’s freaking Princess Anne to our left of Trudeau (his right).

The PM of Canada, The President of France, The PM of the UK, and The Princess Royal all shittalking our Clown In Chief out in the open.

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29 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is trumps new nickname “negative 1” or “minus 1”?  I like the latter.

Minus 1 just suggests Melania finally left

36 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is trumps new nickname “negative 1” or “minus 1”?  I like the latter.

Less Than Zero.

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Just wait until he loses, declares the election illegitimate and writes an EO making him leader for life. Moscow Mitch will back him and so will RBG's replacement.

And that's when the people revolt.  Maybe.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

And that's when the people revolt.  Maybe.

The ones who won't are already revolting. 

38 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Wait, that’s freaking Princess Anne to our left of Trudeau (his right).

The PM of Canada, The President of France, The PM of the UK, and The Princess Royal all shittalking our Clown In Chief out in the open.

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We do not have a president. We have a narcissistic traitor child running the country thanks to Putin. That much is clear. 

28 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Less Than Zero.

The Null set.

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Just wait until he loses, declares the election illegitimate and writes an EO making him leader for life. Moscow Mitch will back him and so will RBG's replacement.

and so will every single Republican in this country.  not a single one would speak out against it. 

and so will every single Republican in this country.  not a single one would speak out against it. 

Because they’re all in on fascism. They worship Il Douche, without question, and they view anything less than perfect loyalty to him as treason. We’ve seen this script before. They’re following it damned near to the letter.
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Because they’re all in on fascism. They worship Il Douche, without question, and they view anything less than perfect loyalty to him as treason. We’ve seen this script before. They’re following it damned near to the letter.

This is true. Your fault is you attribute it to the entire country, when in fact it’s a problem caused by one particular dying party. 

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He said ESPN when he meant to say CNN. Simple mistake, a "brain fart," happens to everyone. He could've let it go at "I'm sorry, CNN" and no one would've thought much of it. But he can't admit a mistake so he has to come up with some bullshit to try to spin his brain fart as something that is actually true and he meant to say. Like when he screwed up and said Hurricane Dorian was going to hit Alabama then used a Sharpie to alter a map of its projected path. 

 

You give him way too much credit.  His brain isn't capable of thought much less spin.

This is true. Your fault is you attribute it to the entire country, when in fact it’s a problem caused by one particular dying party. 

I attribute it to enough of the country to destroy the place. They’re succeeding. And the amount of support they have is sufficient to get it done.
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Shoot straight...for once...you Army pukes
1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Tan suits! 57 states! 

As im sure you have all noticed, but even our resident trolls don’t try to defend our depends wearing moron of a president anymore. They simply point out the stock market if it’s up that particular day or argue the unemployment rate hasn’t skyrocketed, just yet. 

Sad! 

Even they gotta rest.

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I attribute it to enough of the country to destroy the place. They’re succeeding. And the amount of support they have is sufficient to get it done.

Maybe. Maybe not. I’m sure you don’t speak in such absolutes to your clients. 

4 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Even they gotta rest.

Nah they work in shifts. But if the talking points don’t come...

Maybe. Maybe not. I’m sure you don’t speak in such absolutes to your clients. 

I’m smart enough to tell my client when things are going really shitty.

Things are going really shitty.
16 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

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I feel alright about that. The game was the absolute best college or pro game I have ever seen and likely will ever see. Vince's run for the corner will live on through the ages.

Outside of that it did nothing to better our country and being that it was a game I did not expect it to. Great entertainment though. 

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3 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Trouble in Camelot??
 

 

is there any doubt which side Dotard will be on?

8 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Trouble in Camelot??
 

 

I'd ask which one of them Trump has fucked more since he because president but then I realized we all know it's Ivanka.

I can only dream of "friction" between those two...

6 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Trouble in Camelot??
 

 

I'd imagine everyone in the Trump clan hates being there except DJT and DJT Jr.  

Most of them know they have lived their lives like above the law rich pieces of shit.  Melania knows she married just for money. None of them wanted the microscope on them that the presidency provides. 

Still, they get away with way more shit than past President's families. The conservative press was truly mean to Chelsea. The Bush girls couldn't go get drunk on vacation in peace. The Obama girls actually never did anything even remotely bad, but took Fox News heat for bullshit, which sucks for their childhood really.  True, all of the Trump kids are grown except Barron, but Barron gets no press at all.  The rest have to go out there as adults and defend Trump's dementia. 

58 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Trouble in Camelot??
 

 

"Warm relationship?" This is the first time I've heard that assessment. Nothing I've seen suggests that. I've always heard that it was no secret that Ivanka wasn't much of a Melania fan. Why would she be?

4 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

You give him way too much credit.  His brain isn't capable of thought much less spin.

It's pathological. There's no conscious thought involved. 

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Trouble in Camelot??





two whores don’t make a right.
4 hours ago, woohorn said:

Trouble in Camelot??
 

 

Dude just wants a threesome.

Such a whiny tiny man. The tiny is, of course, not to be taken literally.

"Not fair! Not fair," the tyrant howled, as the Kurds were disemboweled.

"Not fair! Not fair," he cried again as he ignored the desperate men.

"What's the use of tyranny, if I have to face the courts?"

"This game is more foul than the shit within my shorts!"

Today the President will meet with the 2%ers as duly noted on his public calendar. Included are other meetings with various dignitaries and many opportunities for the usual word salad.

He will fly home with Barron's mother today, returning to DC this evening.

 

4 hours ago, BLKNSTY said:

 


two whores don’t make a right.

 

Shut your whore mouth. 

Don't care if already posted. Sure there's a lotnof this goes on. Hope Trump gets word of it.

 

Trump is upset at that video and now leaving the nato summit early.

this is another reason trump won’t be able to handle a debate against the dem nominee. He can’t have it said that other leaders openly mock him. What’s his response? Well the leaders of Russia, Turkey, KSA and Philippines like me.

What a child. Bring on President Warren, please.

I would have bet my next 10 paychecks this is exactly how he was going to react. It's ok to tweet or state derogatory things about everyone else, but if someone says anything about him he acts like a child. 

Are you fucking kidding me? He left because video leaked out of them making fun of him? What a pussy. 

Reporters should just start making fun of him during his press conferences.  Impersonations of him trying to drink water and saying things like covfefe over and over would make him run away.

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