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If he is God's true son, then God is a shit bag.

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8 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

If he is God's true son, then God is a shit bag.

Counterpoint. Alabama. Gave trump a standing ovation in their stadium. Immediately turned the ball over, gave up a touchdown, then lost to LSU, eliminated from SEC championship, then lost Tua for the season, then lost to Auburn and eliminated from the playoffs.

I’d argue that is proof that God exists. Don’t fuck with God.

 

25 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Okay then...

I’ll take that to mean that if we impeach and remove trump we are assuring a 100 years of unprecedented prosperity and peace. 

28 minutes ago, Tuco said:


If you look at the rest of her Twitter feed, she’s just crazy. She has a similar message for the police about a traffic ticket.

So basically Trump's base

46 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Okay then...

I would like to know more about this “TRUE DEATH” phenomena. Can I have a trial run of fake death? Would that void any policies I might happen to take out?

She's watched too much True Blood.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Okay then...

 

44 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Another right winger making an inadvertant argument for socializing healthcare so she can get the meds she needs.

36 minutes ago, Cosimo de' Medici said:

You are all a bunch of fucking racists 

Oh look. Another trumpkin troll makes a lame soon to be gone appearance. 

44 minutes ago, Cosimo de' Medici said:

You are all a bunch of fucking racists 

Go clean your fucking trailer.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

if it's all wrong, then why doesn't he let his people testify or produce documents that clear him?

guess we'll just take his word for it.

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The whole world is laughing at this mango colored ferret wearing shit gibbon.

 

 

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Did we just out Cosimo as Carolyn Ghavam?  Odd that he went on a neg blitz when those started getting posted. Very TxTow-ish. 

1 hour ago, Cosimo de' Medici said:

You are all a bunch of fucking racists 

Not a single response commented on her race.  In fact it's pretty hard to determine her race.    It did get me to wondering if she is Silk's mother, or Diamond's?

45 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Where's your tax return, you money-laundering puppet?

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Where's your tax return, you money-laundering puppet?

The real question is how has his tax return not leaked?  The deep state is pretty underwhelming in that regard.  Can't even get a single rogue IRS agent to drop it.  Also, all the mofos already thrown in jail for carrying his water like Cohen and Manafort. 

I don't think he even filed taxes. 

19 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Entire world is laughing at Trump. They know he's a joke.

Hopefully they'll give us a fucking mulligan when we elect someone competent

Today, after his intelligence briefing mid-morning, the President will participate in a roundtable *discussion  twenty minute ramble on small business and redtape accomplishments.

Meanwhile, the President is once again pressing for the identity of a whistleblower. Does anyone else find it odd that the man whose list of people he doesn't know or never met grows exponentially as each week passes is so consumed with knowing who this is?

 

 

*about the Whistleblower/Pelosi/Schiff/phone call

 

9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Where’s the fuckin’ whistleblower, shitheeeeeaaaad???

Yeah, like John Barron. 

 

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JHC, that is coming from the guy that is the king of "People say" and "I heard".  Or whatever other vague bullshit he uses to introduce lies and general horseshit.

Yeah, like John Barron. 
 
No shit. From the guy who begins almost every outrageous lie with "many people say..."
On 12/5/2019 at 7:32 AM, 4th&Five said:

It’s clean the swamp now?

Trump knows who the whistleblower is. He’s the frickin President. 

This is all just a liberal conspiracy to distract us from Hillary's emails.

10 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Not a single response commented on her race.  In fact it's pretty hard to determine her race.    It did get me to wondering if she is Silk's mother, or Diamond's?

Your comments have a disparate impact that is indeed racist by lib definition. Read up on it.

Any minority that is brave enough to fight through the left's web of deceit is immediately shamed. Crabs in a bucket.

I agree that this lady's comments are crazy and don't make sense, but you imbisciles are criticizing just because one of your intended base has defected. 

Going back to work now to pay for a good chunk your constituents laziness.

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1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Where’s the fuckin’ whistleblower, shitheeeeeaaaad???

I wish we could dunk his head in a toilet.

23 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And grocery stores and their employees.

And plenty of Trumpists will be impacted, they just don't care. realize it yet.

There we go.

11 minutes ago, Cosimo de' Medici said:

imbisciles

Can't make this shit up.

16 minutes ago, Cosimo de' Medici said:

Going back to work now to pay for a good chunk your constituents laziness.

Are you calling American farmers lazy?

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Can't make this shit up.

Wow, your double English minor is actually useful. I stand correctid

11 hours ago, Cosimo de' Medici said:

You are all a bunch of fucking racists 

Nope.  But we should feel bad for making fun of the mentally ill.   She has Cat Lady written all over her.   

Come on pussies, keeps the negs rolling. I am a proud conservative and red rep status is welcomed in this forum of jackasses.

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3 minutes ago, Cosimo de' Medici said:

Come on pussies, keeps the negs rolling. I am a proud conservative and red rep status is welcomed in this forum of jackasses.

Proud conservative is one thing, and even if I don't agree with you I can respect a well thought out and stated conservative viewpoint. The GOP these days has gone so far off the rails following Trump it has become something totally different hiding behind "conservatism" and has nothing to do with what conservatives used to stand for.

7 minutes ago, Cosimo de' Medici said:

Come on pussies, keeps the negs rolling. I am a proud conservative and red rep status is welcomed in this forum of jackasses.

So edgy.

Thanks for the reminder of the type of followers the current GOP has. No substance, just projection.

10 minutes ago, Cosimo de' Medici said:

Come on pussies, keeps the negs rolling. I am a proud conservative and red rep status is welcomed in this forum of jackasses.

You aren't a proud conservative. You support Donald Trump.

7 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

So edgy.

Thanks for the reminder of the type of followers the current GOP has. No substance, just projection.

Calmer than you are

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:
Yeah, like John Barron. 

 

Lot's of people are saying...

This guy came up to me and said, "Sir,...."

 

48 minutes ago, Cosimo de' Medici said:

Your comments have a disparate impact that is indeed racist by lib definition. Read up on it.

Any minority that is brave enough to fight through the left's web of deceit is immediately shamed. Crabs in a bucket.

I agree that this lady's comments are crazy and don't make sense, but you imbisciles are criticizing just because one of your intended base has defected. 

Going back to work now to pay for a good chunk your constituents laziness.

*imbecile

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1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

*imbecile

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I won't neg you because you're an airplane guy, but fuck off nonetheless 

 

But her non-secure emails!!!


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