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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

  • Francisco 2.0
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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Trump Wants The EPA To Focus On Toilet Flushing
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-toilet-faucet-epa-environment_n_5deb1e63e4b0d50f32b3706e
 
What and how much is that fat fuck eating to have to flush the toilet 15 times?
My takeaway from this toilet flushing nonsense... Trump doesn't know how many flushes are normal because Trump doesn't flush. He just leaves his shit sitting there for the next person to take care of.
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10 minutes ago, tchookem said:

He just leaves his shit sitting there for the next person to take care of.

Just like his presidency 

I think he's trying to argue that water conservation actually leads to people using more water thus we should remove all regulations as to water use. I'm not kidding. I think he muddled the reasoning, but that's what I hear behind the wall of Trump's verbal. 

You see, less water means you have to run the faucet longer to wash your hands. You end up using more than you would if it came out like a fire hose. And conservation toilets? They have a lot of confusing buttons (two) so people end up pushing the wrong button which takes more flushes to carry away the bm. Again, using more water!

Therefore, we will conserve more water by not taking steps to conserve water! You don't want to have to deal with fancy socialist toilets or have stinking liberal hands, do you? Of course not! Everybody uses as much water as they want.

[whisper]Huge corporate users will surely get some kind of a break here, but they'll spend the savings on helping the little guy.[/whisper]

@RomaVicta I believe you are correct in your assessment. I looked at the whole round-table speech and that was the gist of a lot of it. Removing regulations, etc. He railed at *California quite a bit. He also had Elaine Chao at the discussion and she said a few words; mentioning that Trump had required that for every regulation they had, they had to remove two, and in actuality had removed something like 7.5. She said (paraphrasing) that people don't want to buy new cars because the cars are too expensive due to the regulations so they hang on to their old cars.

 

The President had an overnight stay somewhere (location undisclosed) and returned to the WH around midnight. This afternoon, he flies to Florida. He will be at **Miami Turnberry Resort where he will be speaking to the Republican Party of Florida Statesman's Dinner. He will then travel to The Diplomat where he will be attending the Israeli American National Summit and deliver remarks.

 

*Say what you want about California, but my oldest is attending grad school there now, and at least she can breathe. LA returning to yesteryears' level of smog would be a health nightmare.

 

** I believe  Donald Jr. is listed as the beneficiary owner of this company. WHERE'S HUNTER?

 

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6 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Just like his presidency 

Well, to be fair, also like the whole republican policy of governance.

On 12/5/2019 at 2:35 PM, 4th&Five said:

Why not done?

 

Let them be treated with cake

10 hours ago, tchookem said:
12 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:
Trump Wants The EPA To Focus On Toilet Flushing
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-toilet-faucet-epa-environment_n_5deb1e63e4b0d50f32b3706e
 
What and how much is that fat fuck eating to have to flush the toilet 15 times?

My takeaway from this toilet flushing nonsense... Trump doesn't know how many flushes are normal because Trump doesn't flush. He just leaves his shit sitting there for the next person to take care of.

raining donald trump GIF

 

 

I don't know where Trump went last night, but it's all retweets (COUP! MAWR COUP!) this morning thus far. His press pool time is around 1:00 Eastern....

I was kind of hoping he was going to attend the LSU v Georgia game....

35 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I don't know where Trump went last night, but it's all retweets (COUP! MAWR COUP!) this morning thus far. His press pool time is around 1:00 Eastern....

I was kind of hoping he was going to attend the LSU v Georgia game....

Maybe he can attend the Navy-Army game.  We can pick which branch gets the honor of ousting him from office after all he has done in an attempt to disgrace the uniformed services.  

11 hours ago, tchookem said:
12 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:
Trump Wants The EPA To Focus On Toilet Flushing
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-toilet-faucet-epa-environment_n_5deb1e63e4b0d50f32b3706e
 
What and how much is that fat fuck eating to have to flush the toilet 15 times?

My takeaway from this toilet flushing nonsense... Trump doesn't know how many flushes are normal because Trump doesn't flush. He just leaves his shit sitting there for the next person to take care of.

First Trump makes the person fawn about what a great shit it is, the best shit ever. I've seen his cabinet meetings.

If Trump gets hotels to replace shower heads that dribble out a stream like an octogenarian with bladder cancer with some normal shower heads, that may go down as the most significant accomplishment of his reign of terror. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

He never once made this claim until a house member made this argument during the impeachment hearings. Now it becomes his reason for saying what he did. 

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He never once made this claim until a house member made this argument during the impeachment hearings. Now it becomes his reason for saying what he did. 

His brain has declined so much, he is a parrot. Heaven knows how long before he resembles the Norwegian Blue.

 

greatest of all presidents

 

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

If Trump gets hotels to replace shower heads that dribble out a stream like an octogenarian with bladder cancer with some normal shower heads, that may go down as the most significant accomplishment of his reign of terror. 

Wait, you think they want to spend money on new shower heads, and therefore more money on more water?

LuLz@presenting before Congress 

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Lulz. He’s just so stupid. 

 

If that baby’s last name happens to be Trump....I’m listening.
23 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

People are saying these children need to take as full year! 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Rudy wants to go in front of Congress?

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He does need to go before congress, under oath and answer questions 

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I'm here for his pitch on gestation legislation 

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Translation: Rudy's got nothing. 

Remember when Trump sent his investigators to Hawaii and they found a ton of dirt on Obama? This seems similar. 

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A statement from the President:

Edit: HenryJames beat me to it.

 

Edited by Francisco 2.0

It’s just a really, really weird family. 
They’e no Obama family.

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OK, that cancels out "57 states".

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

OK, that cancels out "57 states".

I wish I could have given you 20 reps.

A lot of people think babies are born from the womb in the 9th month.  What this President presupposes is, what if they weren't?  

48 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

She is also a whore. 

And a cunt. 

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One. For. Every. Occasion.

 

 

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Going back to the Saudi shooting for a moment. I guess when you view our soldiers as "paid-for-hire" oil protectors and mercenaries instead of defenders of the Constitution, you also view them as expenses that have to be repaid. SMH.

 

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Maybe she’s fucking Phil Collins.  

Peter Gabriel is more her type.

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