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I’m so disappointed I couldn’t go tonight but very proud of (according to local news) the 400+ folks that came out in 35 degree (27 with wind chill) weather to support impeachment.


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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

There wasn't any vetting of the letter by the White House legal team, because Trump.

 

 

In Case of the Removal of the President from Office, or of his Death, Resignation, or Inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office, the Same shall devolve on the Vice President ...

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14 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I hope their lives are filled with frustration and impotence. 

No need to hope.  They are die-hard Trump supporters, which means they are either filthy rich or miserable, bitter idiots in desperate need of a blame-target.  Here’s a hint:  the filthy rich are smart enough to not waste their money on MAGA swag or Trump rallies (Kanye notwithstanding).

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5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 


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That banner is fucking aces.

 

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I thought the Federal B.I. was supposed to spy on people that commit treason. Is that not a thing anymore?

That letter is the rantings of an unhinged lunatic. 

“He writes unhinged lunatic letters like I do.....”


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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


“He writes unhinged lunatic letters like I do.....”


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On reflection, how much different is his letter from some crazed letter to the editor that some backwoods paper would have published.

You could truly cut and paste this and put it on r/The_Donald and it would fit in perfectly.

it'll look good in the liberty university trump presidential library 

Think metal plaque - like “Tebow’s Promise. “ But bigger. And in solid Gold. But really gold plate. With cost of a solid gold one donated by the Saudis.


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Gatorubet spitting fire this morning.

Trump doesn’t have the attention span to read much less write 6 pages. 

Yeah, but he's usually self-serving.  This helps no Republican and does not help him at all.  I know he needs the affection and admiration of the Turkish President, I think he did this as a "getting back at" the cool kids at NATO that were making fun of him.  It makes the Senate Republicans look weak and contradictory, it undermines President Trump since they will remember that even when they ask him for small token things that they are in unison about, he'll still fuck them over.  Their relationship depends on him taking a fucking hint every now and again.  It looks bad to his Jewish/Israeli continent, it looks bad to Europe, it looks bad to Americans that consider 1.5 million deaths to be somewhat of a bad thing, it's even bad to his base who thinks, "Who gives a shit if we upset Turkey, we ain't no damn Obama queers going on some weak-ass apology tour.  Call those Turkish bastards out for the shit they done."  
Unless there's some Turkish swing voter group in Wisconsin somewhere and this is the smartest long game in the history of politics.  
 
Otherwise, if you Democrats were half-smart...you'd use the Trump message machine to broadcast what an awful fuckup this was on Trump's part.   Keep it simple and accusatory:
"A 100 years ago, Middle Eastern Muslims (don't even bother with Turkey or Ottoman Empire) killed 1.5 million Christians (don't even bother with Armenians).  Islam took 1.5 million Christian lives, and your valiant Republican Senators took a stand against that and called it out for what it is.  And your Hero President thinks the Muslims were justified in what they did and doesn't care about all those dead Christians.  All the world, including Mitch McConnell, think Muslims killing that many Christians is bad.  Trump thinks it was good."  

So - both sides?

Just prior to lunch today, Trump will receive his intelligence briefing so he will have plenty of time to watch Fox in the morning as the House meets. Late afternoon he will fly to Battle Creek, Michigan for a KAG rally. The rally is being held at Kellogg Arena so for anyone keeping tabs on attendee counts (including paid supporters and traveling cult fans) here are various capacities according to WIKI:

"Kellogg Arena. Kellogg Arena is a 9,800-seat multi-purpose arena located in Battle Creek, Michigan. It was built in 1980. It seats 4,675 for basketball games, 4,859 for ice shows, 4,433 for the circus, 1,500 for theatrical shows and concerts, 6,200 for end-stage concerts and 6,500 for center-stage concerts."

I occasionally scroll through his events, his campaign has been holding various meetups etc. Many in Iowa,, naturally, also in some of the swing states but there is one in Houston this Sunday that caught my eye: The Victory Trump I Festivus and Volunteer Appreciation. I wonder what grievances shall be aired?

 

That letter. Our President sounds like a 15 year old dweeb who is going through his first big breakup, writing her letters that explain how much he has been hurt and how unfair she’s been.

He's such a whiny embarrassing bitch. Still can't believe 63,000,000 Americans voted for this piece of shit. Really says a lot about them.

6 minutes ago, Tuco said:

That letter. Our President sounds like a 15 year old dweeb who is going through his first big breakup, writing her letters that explain how much he has been hurt and how unfair she’s been.

Doesn't it though? That's why I thought Grisham had written it or edited it until someone posted that it was those other fellows. He doesn't really read things, so why wouldn't they just trim it down a little and clean it up-- is it intentional because a large part of America will think it is well-written? Or is it so they can hide the little phrases that are copied and pasted into usable tweets and soundbites? The latter makes more sense from a strategy standpoint, but the thought that this will forever be in American documents is just, wow. Funny that his supporters don't reconcile that he went to similar East Coast elite schools as George HW Bush but that he must have been passed along from grade to grade just scraping by (just like many of them did) and perhaps that may explain the "he is just like me, ergo I can be President" line of thinking.

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Say a PRAYER!

 

 

Okay, Mr. President. 

Praying that the Senate will turn their loyalties from a cult leader towards the nation, find wherever Trump has hidden their balls, and convict.

So the “Do Nothing” democrats are doing something - impeachment.  And the president, who uses that description deridingly, also did nothing.  

I predict the trolls will be very active today on this board. Much more than usual. The orange god is finally getting his comeuppance. Not sure what the narrative will be yet. Guess we’ll see. 

Just now, JimmyJames said:

Not sure what the narrative will be yet.

“I have first hand information that the Democratic Party leadership is comprised of prehistoric shapeshifting space Jews sent here on a galactic journey by Emperor Soros to obtain the precious Infinity Stones (possessed by the benevolent and loving Trump God)”

Somebody needs to plant the seed in Donald's teeny tiny brain that he is a modern Andrew Johnson.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Somebody needs to plant the seed in Donald's teeny tiny brain that he is a modern Andrew Johnson.

You know, when I read this I was going to say, "Impossible, seeds won't grow in space." Then I remembered that movie, "The Martian" with Matt Damon. He was able to grow stuff from his own shit so, I guess it's possible.

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Just prior to lunch today, Trump will receive his intelligence briefing so he will have plenty of time to watch Fox in the morning as the House meets. Late afternoon he will fly to Battle Creek, Michigan for a KAG rally. The rally is being held at Kellogg Arena so for anyone keeping tabs on attendee counts (including paid supporters and traveling cult fans) here are various capacities according to WIKI:

"Kellogg Arena. Kellogg Arena is a 9,800-seat multi-purpose arena located in Battle Creek, Michigan. It was built in 1980. It seats 4,675 for basketball games, 4,859 for ice shows, 4,433 for the circus, 1,500 for theatrical shows and concerts, 6,200 for end-stage concerts and 6,500 for center-stage concerts."

I occasionally scroll through his events, his campaign has been holding various meetups etc. Many in Iowa,, naturally, also in some of the swing states but there is one in Houston this Sunday that caught my eye: The Victory Trump I Festivus and Volunteer Appreciation. I wonder what grievances shall be aired?

 

So probably 4,433 for this event, right?

Trump is the Devil. He's the Prince of Hell. You won't get access. 
Turns out the bible was wrong. The wolf doesn't come in sheep's clothing. He's all wolf and millions of us go willingly to the slaughter. 

Wolf? He is the lead lemming.

Wow Trump is really bothered by being impeached.

45 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Say a PRAYER!

 

I'm going to go all Q on this tweet, just for the President's supporters today.

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"Can you believe that I will be impeached today by the Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats, AND I DID NOTHING WRONG! A terrible Thing. Read the Transcripts. This should never happen to another President again. Say a PRAYER!"

 

52 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Say a PRAYER!

 

I did. It hasn't been answered. 

As always, praying that Dotard knocks down a bucket of KFC for breakfast, with a couple of hamberders as a chaser, and a bowl of Bluebell for dessert.

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

What color is the sky in his world?

 

The comments are just so perfect.  There's an ad for McAffee's crypto nonsense and the first trumpkin eats it up with a spoon.

I want every Democratic consultant and strategist who opposed impeachment because they thought Trump secretly wanted it found and thrown into a wood chipper.

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

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"This administration remains committed to properly prioritizing U.S. taxpayer dollars," said Chase Jennings, a spokesperson for the White House Office of Management and Budget

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17 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

that comment came as he and melania sat with the president of guatemala and his wife...

What Democratic presidential hopeful did the President of Guatemala have to publicly announce was under investigation to get that WH meeting?

I for one am not at all shocked by this photo of "Chase Jennings":

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27 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I for one am not at all shocked by this photo of "Chase Jennings":

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is OMB, some spin-off channel from Bravo?  Otherwise-Manlier-Bravo Channel?  

Info from Surly Lib approved, left leaning poll aggregator. 

 

 

32 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Is he the long lost third Carlson brother?

No, that’s Cooper Carlson. He would have been the best of the Carlson brothers. 

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