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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Does impeachment have a feel?   Monday had a feel.  Thursday has a feel. Sunday had a feel.  

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I don't feel tardy.

1 hour ago, NowThis said:

I think Trump is going to win 2020, sadly, but can a POTUS be impeached twice?  Since he'll survive, this being a symbolic transaction, he was even freer reign the next term, right? I mean , short of breaking an actual law (pilfering money, killing someone) , he can do just about anything.  Normally, a Prez has internal ethics which prevent ill behavior, not this guy. Nothing holds him back.

i guess in theory he wouldn’t be interfering in an upcoming election at least, so you can take that off the table...

 

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Ha!  I know Mike.  I haven't seen him dip his toe into the overt political waters, but maybe he's feeling his oats as retirement approaches.

But officer I didn't feel like I was going a 100 in a 55 zone. This is all a hoax and a which hunt.

Just now, sachick said:

But officer I didn't feel like I was going a 100 in a 55 zone. This is all a hoax and a which hunt.

nevermind i was livestreaming myself going 100 in a 55 zone on tiktok or whatever the fuck the kids use these days

23 minutes ago, sachick said:

But officer I didn't feel like I was going a 100 in a 55 zone. This is all a hoax and a which hunt.

also i have proof that this particular officer doesn't really like me and has been waiting for me to speed for a few years now and that hardly seems fair.

7 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

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This really should be the “Oh, the huge manatee!” meme.

 

16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Just coming here to post that:

"To the many evangelicals who continue to support Mr. Trump in spite of his blackened moral record, we might say this: Remember who you are and whom you serve. Consider how your justification of Mr. Trump influences your witness to your Lord and Savior. Consider what an unbelieving world will say if you continue to brush off Mr. Trump’s immoral words and behavior in the cause of political expediency. If we don’t reverse course now, will anyone take anything we say about justice and righteousness with any seriousness for decades to come? Can we say with a straight face that abortion is a great evil that cannot be tolerated and, with the same straight face, say that the bent and broken character of our nation’s leader doesn’t really matter in the end?"

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

 

Can absolutely fap to that.

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Wholly fuck.

 

I mean, anyone paying close attention knew this was the case.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

 

This plus Senate not able to push the impeachment through quickly, could be a major turning point. 

1 hour ago, NWBuck said:

If we don’t reverse course now, will anyone take anything we say about justice and righteousness with any seriousness for decades to come?

Yeah, the ship sailed on that one about three decades ago.  No one outside your brainwashed cults takes your stupid shit seriously.

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That’s called being an asset.

It’s almost like he’s been a Russian asset the entire time. Weird

This plus Senate not able to push the impeachment through quickly, could be a major turning point. 

...nevertheless

I guess Trump will have to fake a trip to church this Sunday instead of golfing.  Damn evangelicals done fucked it up something serious this time.

34 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That’s called being an asset.

one of the least offensive things he's been called all day.

Remember when we had a kind and decent actual human being as president?

I remember.


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There’s a liberal element within the evangelical movement.

Pretty sure that element is called Jesus.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Remember when we had a kind and decent actual human being as president?

I remember.

 

Why do you have to bring up painful memories of such a divisive president? I'm just glad that now we have a leader who is working too hard to take days off to golf.

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tan glove and and mustard colored balls. not ok. 

Don't forget he put his feet on the desk once.

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As anyone with half a brain saw coming, Donald Trump is the worst President in the history of our country. He is an absolute despicable human being. Truly vile in every way without a single redeeming quality. A treasonous traitor that has blackened this country for his own benefit. I hope he dies a lonely, painful death.  

As anyone with half a brain saw coming, Donald Trump is the worst President in the history of our country. He is an absolute despicable human being. Truly vile in every way without a single redeeming quality. A treasonous traitor that has blackened this country for his own benefit. I hope he dies a lonely, painful death.  

Seems sorta weak and tepid.

At least hope the coroner can’t determine if the death was due to exposure or starvation.
14 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

The author of that article will be drummed out of the faith.  Guaranteed. 

How many times does this idiot have to spell smoking wrong before he figures it out? 

Darren, if you had told me ten years ago that game-show host Donald Trump would be President, and there'd be a technology where he could write to the entire country at once where in one sentence he'd spend $700 billion on a giant wall (wherever that is), create a Space Force (whoever they are), and limit electronic cigarettes (whatever those are) to those over 21.......I'd have thought you were crazy.  Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.  

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He has no idea how to spell smoking. 

 

That’s called being an asset.

Or asshat. Either works.

Labeling anything that goes against their God King as far left is definitely fitting with the label of Christianity Today. 

I'd really like to see Trump's grades from college and grad school.  There is exactly zero chance his daddy didn't buy his degrees. 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I did not know that Mike Pence was a radical left non-believer who wants to take my religion and guns.  I mean, I had my suspicions, but wasn't really sure until Saint Donald tweeted it. 

A group that runs a magazine called "Christianity Today" wants to take my religion?

Questions....I have them.

 

So the Billy Graham family has all day on all this ga Christianity ?

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Darren, if you had told me ten years ago that game-show host Donald Trump would be President, and there'd be a technology where he could write to the entire country at once where in one sentence he'd spend $700 billion on a giant wall (wherever that is), create a Space Force (whoever they are), and limit electronic cigarettes (whatever those are) to those over 21.......I'd have thought you were crazy.  Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.  

This is fantastic.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

He has no idea how to spell smoking. 

 

Pretty sure he spelled it right, but he should've made it an outright ban instead of an age limitation.

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