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18 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

is there a more perfect encapsulation of the complete abandonment of anything as it relates to policy beliefs when it comes to support of dotard? 

sure, he's never agreed with any of his policies, but he needs his support to maintain his seat at the table, so sure he supports trump. and in return, dotard just requires you go on camera and pledge loyalty, kiss the ring, then you get his support. actual policy views play no part in the arrangement.

it's so unabashedly transparent. 

This.  It's astounding.  Complete lack of any scruples, morals, self-respect, or dignity.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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1 hour ago, sachick said:

I still can't believe we're getting a "Space Force."

Well, how do you expect Trump to get us up to God? Damnit! Does he have to think of everything?

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He's already tried to backtrack on that "undying" pledge, despite video evidence to the contrary.  Perfect for today's GOP:

 

 

Of course he said it, and he said it on camera........That is Trump's MO. Just like he wanted Ukraine to "announce an investigation on TV"

 

I guarantee he was coached by someone to say that. Hopefully this comes back to bite Van Drew in the ass.

2 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Hopefully this comes back to bite Van Drew in the ass

I think Pence will already have that covered.

35 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

y'all know that was 6 months ago, right?

and he hasn't played a round of gold since his "scheduled" and "routine" trip to Walter Reed.

and he hasn't played a round of gold since his "scheduled" and "routine" trip to Walter Reed.


I’m pretty sure this isn’t accurate.

If he knew he couldn’t golf, he’d be trumpeting on Twitter how he’s taking time away from golf because MAGA or some other bullshit excuse

(Tapa dupe)



I’m pretty sure this isn’t accurate.

If he knew he couldn’t golf, he’d be trumpeting on Twitter how he’s taking time away from golf because MAGA or some other bullshit excuse
I'm never wrong.







*Checks Trump golf count website





Ok, looks like he's played once, maybe twice since his hospital "check up". Prior to that his history was playing multiple times per week.
Just now, 4th&Five said:

 

So perfect.  He's such an imbecile.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

So perfect.  He's such an imbecile.

Jesus.  Every time I think he's said the stupidest thing ever.....he lowers the bar.  There is no "maximum stupidity."  There's always something stupider.  There is no stupidest.  

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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Odds are extremely high he did not have that original thought.  Steven Miller or some other member of the Oberkommando der Wehrmacht casually dropped it into conversation, and he ran with it.

 

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20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

if you think of him like an asshole 2nd grader, it makes more sense.

he lives his whole life like my younger nephew moments after my older nephew has done something mean to him.

28 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I said it before: Trump thinks quid pro quo is itself a crime.  He’s a god damn moron.

Here’s a real shocker. They cheat!

 

So he was just joking?  That's the angle?  I'd like to hear the audio.

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

100% of Republicans completely buy this.

7 hours ago, mdmost said:

Labeling anything that goes against their God King as far left is definitely fitting with the label of Christianity Today. 

He may be on the outs with Christianity Today, but he’s still got the support of Christianity 1096 AD, which means he’ll keep 98% of the evangelical vote.

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

y'all know that was 6 months ago, right?

I’m sure he’s been putting in cardio time, a well monitored weight training regimen and eating plenty of fresh fruits and vegetables. Totally sure. 

6 hours ago, Blotto said:

Fucking lulz at Christianity Today being labeled as radical left. Words simply have no meaning to this fucktarded shitstain. Non-stop verbal diarrhea deposited directly into the eager, open mouths of his fucktarded cult. Like helpless baby birds, they ingest it all and immediately await their next dump of ignorant ramblings for sustenance. They have no other options, they either swallow Trump's shit or die in the nest.

beautifully said sir

6 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Wouldn’t surprise me one bit if Trump started his own church spreading the word of his new religion - Trumpism. He’d be a modern day Joseph Smith. The Book of Trump. Robert Jeffress would disavow the Baptists to head up this money-making machine , er, house of worship. 

Prosperity Gospel

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

“I don’t know if I said..did I say undying? I don’t think it was undying. I usually don’t speak that way. I said I think you have my support." Van Drew said will dabbing dotards jizz from the corners of his mouth with a cocktail napkin. 

At some point you will end up with more Van Drews than Van Yous. Is that time now? I hope not. Maybe its avoidable? Sure seems inevitable to me. 

Thats what gets me here in this thread. So much continued bitching and complaining - posters holding logic in their hands and yelling at the gods over and over again. Asking how this is at possible. Its on repeat. Meanwhile the Van Drews are out there DOING THINGS, such as standing for nothing, and cupping old testicles, and trying to get re-elected by other Van Drews who they in and of themselves are willingly tossing the salad of nothingness. 

Its an incompetent world out there friends. Here's to hoping that incompetency is there when the two guys with matching keys have to show their thumbs to each other and fail to nuke us all. Its a beautiful long day out here today my friends. Have a good one.

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Just like the trolls do to us normal posters on this board, anyone who opposes trump, even the Christianity Times, they label a “leftist” for daring to cross the cult of trump. When in fact the people who oppose trump are simply normal Americans, including many former republicans, who don’t tolerate a complete shitbag as president while the people who do support trump, are willing to let the country go to complete hell because they are ignorant morons and support the biggest piece of shit to ever walk the planet. 

Its an ignorant, murderous, dangerous cult. Trump is simply a modern version of Charlie Manson.  It must be stopped. And its the entire GOP now. Anyone who doesn’t fall in line,  like Amash, is expelled. 

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4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Good lord, it's impossible he's this stupid.  What is she gonna get back in trade you fucking moron?  Are they gonna vote her back into office as House Speaker because that's the Chambe that votes in the Speaker?  Just a cursory, 7th grade understanding of the 3 branches should tell you what you need to know.  We see that you've been dying to use the "quid pro quo" term for months and somebody finally taught you how to fucking spell it.  And "We" don't go about impeaching anybody.  Neither The Executive Branch nor the U.S. populace goes about Impeachment.   You can't stir your base up into a fervor about impeachment logistics for weeks on end and then have this surprise reveal at the end where you basically show the 3rd camera that you have no idea what any of these words mean.  Either the Constitution means something or it doesn't...

Trump and the GOP have cornered the moron vote, which includes many former dems such as those that live in states like West Virginia, and combined it with the completely selfish Johnny Sack douchebag white guy in the country club I got mine vote and its given them 40 percent of the country.  All they have to do is fool close to 10 percent of the vote that doesn’t pay attention to shit and they just might win! 

This strategy, while it purportedly won in 2016 (I personally don’t believe the MI, WI, PA votes) will completely fail in 2020 though and they know it. Which is why they are furiously attempting to suppress the vote wherever they can. Hitler and Stalin would have done so as well if they were in their shoes. 

8 hours ago, sachick said:

I still can't believe we're getting a "Space Force."

Should have just gone ahead and named it Starfleet ...

If you join the Space Force you are geeky person in a branch of the Air Force but if you join Starfleet you are a geeky person ... in Starfleet.

I don't know the best thread to put this in, but hell this seems as good as any. Apparently Falwell's immoral faux Christian diploma mill has a D1 football team that is playing in a bowl tomorrow. It is in something called the Mortgage Cure Bowl, whatever the hell that is. I hope they are beaten by a 100. 

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13 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I don't know the best thread to put this in, but hell this seems as good as any. Apparently Falwell's immoral faux Christian diploma mill has a D1 football team that is playing in a bowl tomorrow. It is in something called the Mortgage Cure Bowl, whatever the hell that is. I hope they are beaten by a 100. 

Their coach.

https://www.commercialappeal.com/story/sports/columnists/geoff-calkins/2017/07/21/freeze-brought-down-hubris-vengeance-and-sex/498351001/

born again 'christian' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Just like the trolls do to us normal posters on this board, anyone who opposes trump, even the Christianity Times, they label a “leftist” for daring to cross the cult of trump.

Until we stand up for ourselves and stop letting the fascists get away with making the terms 'liberal' or 'leftist' have supposed evil connotations, this shit isn't going to get better.  Liberal is not only not a bad word, it's a fucking badge of honor these days.  Leftist, meaning someone who leans left is also nothing to be ashamed of.

Call me a bleeding heart liberal / leftist all day long.  Makes no shit to me because it's true and I'm fucking proud of the fact I don't endorse treason, robbing the poor to pay the rich and other shitty political tactics.

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Until we stand up for ourselves and stop letting the fascists get away with making the terms 'liberal' or 'leftist' have supposed evil connotations, this shit isn't going to get better.  Liberal is not only not a bad word, it's a fucking badge of honor these days.  Leftist, meaning someone who leans left is also nothing to be ashamed of.

Call me a bleeding heart liberal / leftist all day long.  Makes no shit to me because it's true and I'm fucking proud of the fact I don't endorse treason, robbing the poor to pay the rich and other shitty political tactics.

Can't rep today due to neg repping Chrispy off this damn board hopefully permanently this time.

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Either the Constitution means something or it doesn't...

Narrator:  "It doesn't for these assholes."

3 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Prosperity Gospel

This is the best description of his presidency. Good Lord I despise the prosperity preachers and Dotard should be their king. 

Can one of our resident deplorables please defend this video.

 

So that interview was before Mike Judge wrote "Office Space", right?  

"Which verse would you say is your favorite?"
"Oh, I like 'em all about the same, I guess."

"Oh man, I am the exact same way!"  

He's being coy. Guy can recite all of Two Corinthians verse for verse. 

10 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

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This reminds me of trump printing out tweets he likes...

I’ve started seeing an uptick on Facebook sharing graphics with anti Dems, Obama is worth 130 million now since he left office how is that possible? Trump is my President and I’m with him 1,000%, if you want to vote for a communist vote democrat, on and on. Its Ugly face is happening all over again as the election is getting closer. 

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11 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

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May have given President Impeached kudos had he replied back "khakis". 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

May have given President Impeached kudos had he replied back "khakis". 

not sure there’s been a time where’s he’s ever “played along” or been considered “a good sport”.  that’s not his brand. 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

May have given President Impeached kudos had he replied back "khakis". 

He doesn't know how to spell khakis. 

Pence knows how to spell Khaks

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9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Pence knows how to spell Khaks

And he thinks the commercial is clever. 

Cackiees

You know, at the bare bones level, if the popular vote isn't a landslide against the dotard, that just tells me that this is what a huge swathe of America wants.  Let's take away any sense of "policies" this admin has or may enact.  Just focus on the buffoonish outer layer that this president projects.  His abject idiocy and infantile behavior.  That's what millions, literally MILLIONS, of people are saying they want America to be.  It's astonishing.

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