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Get a second job.  Stop being a taker. 

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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1 hour ago, YChang said:

“I know a lot of people don’t like it but, you know, this was going to have to happen in order to make U.S. products become more competitive,” said Andy. “It’s going to hurt for a while.”

How much of the back and forth negotiations and progress made by this admin with China is just fixing self inflicted damages to begin with? Wonder what this guy’s opinion will be when he discovers the possibility of the market for U.S. milk in China isn’t as great as it was before. It’s not like other countries were sitting still while this admin both burns their industry down while trying to fix it at the same time. 

These people do not care. All they care about is whatever nonsensical bullshit Dotard says on Twitter, at his klan rallies or his helicopter press conferences. Because fuck the liberals, the brown skinned people and let's make them cry while we go broke and wind up homeless. It's insanity when you think about how crazy the thought process is here when that can be the result. I think that even Hitler would be astonished at this level of cultism or whatever you want to call it.

I do not feel bad in the least for any of them. They chose to blindly follow someone who cares not one iota about them. They made their bed and it's time to lay down in it. 

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I feel sorry for their kids - can’t eat A second sandwich or fresh fruit. 
 

fucking idiot parents 

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He talks just like we do when we think no one can hear us.  

Want to know how to make a Trumper shit his pants? Pull a Donnie Brasco. Go into a racist tirade dropping the N-word as their guest in a business setting. It's fucking hilarious as you claim to be their close friend and tell racist jokes they would normally guffaw to in private. I mean if your proud of it, why hide it?

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Great article about dairy farmers getting just absolutely slaughtered. Very sad the couple in this article still toeing the party line. Great job showing those Chinese who’s boss while your family is going hungry. 4 more years of trump is going to put them on the street.

if you don’t have enough money to feed your family And keep the lights on, the wife and oldest son need to go get a full time job. Very simple path to some relief.

also fuck trump for cutting back on SNAP. Snap should 100% help families like this. 
 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/in-trump-country-a-season-of-need-on-family-farms/2019/12/26/fcb71262-2377-11ea-86f3-3b5019d451db_story.html?outputType=amp

Grain farmers are hurting, too.  Grain bins are full from one corner of the state to the other. Not because it was a great harvest, but because no one (China) is buying our grain. We've run out of bins to store it so farmers are resorting to storing it on the ground in vacuum sealed bags. These bags are an additional $1000 expenditure that wont be recouped.  And once the deer and mice get into the bags, so will moisture. But their support of Simpleton Jesus will not waver.

I wish I'd had the forethought to get some photos around the area before the snow fell. Kind of hard to see it with snow on the ground.

 

https://images.app.goo.gl/zb7uvv2C3gU65xVXA

 

 

The price of bread hasn't dropped. But look at that stock market!

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I feel sorry for their kids - can’t eat A second sandwich or fresh fruit. 
 

fucking idiot parents 

Sounds like their life was fairly comfortable but they managed to convince themselves they were getting screwed by someone somehow. They're not going to see a turnaround that leads to the riches they thought they were being cheated out of before. At best they'll get back to their previous standard of living and declare it a victory. If they can survive on socialist handouts until then. 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Sounds like their life was fairly comfortable but they managed to convince themselves they were getting screwed by someone somehow. They're not going to see a turnaround that leads to the riches they thought they were being cheated out of before. At best they'll get back to their previous standard of living and declare it a victory. If they can survive on socialist handouts until then. 

My understanding is that the US dairy industry would last about 5 minutes without government intervention, particularly around trade policy.  We have allowed "unfair" trade policies in other markets as a concession to push advantages for dairy farmers.  No one should have puckered up nearly as much as a dairy farmer when Trump was talking about shuffling the deck on trade policy.  But, they had other trade concessions they wanted, and, there was that brown people thing, so they voted for the asshole.  Fuck em.  In the end, dairy substitutes and changing eating habits will do more damage than trade policy.  

Mother Jones old article

NYT old article

She’s not going to fuck you, Donald 

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all depends on what President Fuckstick has in store for us in the next 5 days.  I think we should all take New Year's Eve off from politics and just focus on booze and football.  Obviously on New Year's Day, he's gonna send out 100 tweets about how 2020 is going to be his year, and an awful year for the Do Nothing Democrats.  

I read that Washington Post dairy farmer article earlier now it's pay-walled. Can someone quote that line about farmers being the epitome of self-reliance? I was too lazy earlier to post it in the media bias thread.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Trump tweet about Pelosi 31 times last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

35 minutes ago, Lobo said:

all depends on what President Fuckstick has in store for us in the next 5 days.

Lots of golf, and lots of ice cream 

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I read that Washington Post dairy farmer article earlier now it's pay-walled. Can someone quote that line about farmers being the epitome of self-reliance? I was too lazy earlier to post it in the media bias thread.

The most relevant one I could find was:

 

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About half a dozen farms have closed around the Lees, and the ones that remain are bad off, Anne says, though self-reliant farmers don’t often discuss their troubles openly.

Which I agree is rich.  My friend who grew up dirt poor in Nebraska (not a farmer) calls farmer's welfare queens with tractors. 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

This scumbag murderer will end up speaking at the GOP convention might even end up running for office.   All the soldiers who spoke out against him will be labeled traitors and never Trumpers.  
The GOP has gone from SuPpOrT Da TrOoPz.  To Support the troops that Support Trump.  Pathetic 

Yes, thank you for being there for us to slaughter, take land from, and confine to reservations.  We immigrants who came to to your native land.  Good thing there wasn't a wall. We wouldn't be who we are as a country without you. 

9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Yes, thank you for being there for us to slaughter, take land from, and confine to reservations.  We immigrants who came to to your native land.  Good thing there wasn't a wall. We wouldn't be who we are as a country without you. 

He should've hired them to run his casino. Maybe it wouldn't have gone bankrupt. 

Just came here to do my part to get us to 1K.

14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Great article about dairy farmers getting just absolutely slaughtered. Very sad the couple in this article still toeing the party line. Great job showing those Chinese who’s boss while your family is going hungry. 4 more years of trump is going to put them on the street.

if you don’t have enough money to feed your family And keep the lights on, the wife and oldest son need to go get a full time job. Very simple path to some relief.

also fuck trump for cutting back on SNAP. Snap should 100% help families like this. 
 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/in-trump-country-a-season-of-need-on-family-farms/2019/12/26/fcb71262-2377-11ea-86f3-3b5019d451db_story.html?outputType=amp

Not being poor is easy. Just don’t make bad decisions.

- @Johnny Sack
 

maybe he was right. Elections have consequences.

22 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Yes, thank you for being there for us to slaughter, take land from, and confine to reservations.  We immigrants who came to to your native land.  Good thing there wasn't a wall. We wouldn't be who we are as a country without you. 

Donny, ‘Indian’ is not the preferred nomenclature. Native American, please.

But, frankly I'm impressed that he didn't refer to them as Injuns or Redskins.

19 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

tapioca brain:

 

Guy makes Shrub sound like Winston Churchill.

30 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Donny, ‘Indian’ is not the preferred nomenclature. Native American, please.

But, frankly I'm impressed that he didn't refer to them as Injuns or Redskins.

He does not acknowledge the Redskins.  Not because he is progressive or even with a shred of humanity.  But because to him the only DC football franchise will always be the Washington Federals of the USFL.  
 

I am genuinely surprised though, bullshit aside, that to pander to his base-he does not more frequently mention pro football.   

15 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Guy makes Shrub sound like Winston Churchill.

And Shelia Jackson Lee sound normal.   He is the dumbest motherfucker to be President, by a factor of 10.   Just a dimwit.  A+ Grifter, A+ Wrasslin' villain. A+++ Troll, A+ Adulterer,  A+ liar, A+ hypocrite, A+ Corruption, A+ in praising dictator, A+ orangeness,........F- in morals, F- integrity, F in historical knowledge, F in economics, F---- in vocabulary, F- in Ethics, F- in dignity, F Statesmanship,  F in Trustworthiness, F Accountability, F physical fitness.....

Do you really get an A+ in adultery when you have to use two lawyers and campaign funds to pay off one of your side pieces who could’ve been bought for $6500 which is what she makes for a double anal to mouth scene.  ??? 
 

Don’t give me wrong his side pieces are hot , but his pick up an exit games are quite weak

It’s not adultery when you just pay for it. F- for paying for it and still messing it up 

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Do you really get an A+ in adultery when you have to use two lawyers and campaign funds to pay off one of your side pieces who could’ve been bought for $6500 which is what she makes for a double anal to mouth scene.  ??? 
 

Don’t give me wrong his side pieces are hot , but his pick up an exit games are quite weak

I was more thinking A+ for how much adultering he does. 

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Do you really get an A+ in adultery when you have to use two lawyers and campaign funds to pay off one of your side pieces who could’ve been bought for $6500 which is what she makes for a double anal to mouth scene.  ??? 
 

Don’t give me wrong his side pieces are hot , but his pick up an exit games are quite weak

And one that talks shit about your small donger for all the world to see. This really is a weird timeline:

 

49 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Donny, ‘Indian’ is not the preferred nomenclature. Native American, please.

But, frankly I'm impressed that he didn't refer to them as Injuns or Redskins.

Years ago, I asked about the "National Museum of the American Indian" when talking to a Native friend of mine. He didn't really care one or the other, because both terms reflect European designations of his people, neither of which is accurate.  He was pretty chill about most things, but active in his tribe (Ponca). I've since met quite a few Native folks in political settings - who tend to be less chill.  They generally use the actual tribe/nation name when describing themselves, or "Native" or "Indigenous" when describing all of the nations. It can be confusing as hell, but then I realize it's because our ancestors nearly destroyed their identity, and I figure I can learn and adjust. 

I'm guessing someone else wrote the tweet. 

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

 

F*ck you Donnie signed Injun Country.

Indian Country? You mean the entire fucking US?

23 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Years ago, I asked about the "National Museum of the American Indian" when talking to a Native friend of mine. He didn't really care one or the other, because both terms reflect European designations of his people, neither of which is accurate.  He was pretty chill about most things, but active in his tribe (Ponca). I've since met quite a few Native folks in political settings - who tend to be less chill.  They generally use the actual tribe/nation name when describing themselves, or "Native" or "Indigenous" when describing all of the nations. It can be confusing as hell, but then I realize it's because our ancestors nearly destroyed their identity, and I figure I can learn and adjust. 

I'm guessing someone else wrote the tweet. 

I used to do a lot of consulting for Native casinos, and they were the same way. 

The crazy part is that even many of those tribal names we use are wrong, because the Europeans often named tribes based on rough translations or how rival tribes referred to them...which were often originally derogatory terms.  

40 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Years ago, I asked about the "National Museum of the American Indian" when talking to a Native friend of mine. He didn't really care one or the other, because both terms reflect European designations of his people, neither of which is accurate.  He was pretty chill about most things, but active in his tribe (Ponca). I've since met quite a few Native folks in political settings - who tend to be less chill.  They generally use the actual tribe/nation name when describing themselves, or "Native" or "Indigenous" when describing all of the nations. It can be confusing as hell, but then I realize it's because our ancestors nearly destroyed their identity, and I figure I can learn and adjust. 

I'm guessing someone else wrote the tweet. 

Mitsitam Cafe for the win.

2 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

The most relevant one I could find was:

 

Which I agree is rich.  My friend who grew up dirt poor in Nebraska (not a farmer) calls farmer's welfare queens with tractors. 

Yeah, that's it. I knew it was the MSM parroting age-old conservative propaganda that's just accepted as fact.

No love for First Nations?

33 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Yeah, that's it. I knew it was the MSM parroting age-old conservative propaganda that's just accepted as fact.

There's also the well established myth of the hard working farmer.  That was likely true before all the modern developments in farming, but I live in the Midwest corn farming country and theses folks do less than anyone I've ever met.  the only work they do is planting in the spring and harvesting in the fall.  The rest of the year is just hunting, fishing, and drinking.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

$6500 which is what she makes for a double anal to mouth scene.  ??? 

How do you know this?

39 minutes ago, Mole said:

No love for First Nations?

That's Canada.

Sorry, eh?

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

How do you know this?

Honestly?  theChive.   I've spent way too much time drinking, I mean "learning" with those folks.  

Is this real? The official socialism poll? We are officially on the dumbest timeline a73974663dfc61966516f59f39808476.jpg

1 minute ago, lemonlime said:

Is this real? The official socialism poll? We are officially on the dumbest timeline a73974663dfc61966516f59f39808476.jpg

How do you define real?

If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

10 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

 

 

 

Guess we can put the notion of American exceptionalism to bed. 

What a total disgrace. 

3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Donny, ‘Indian’ is not the preferred nomenclature. Native American, please.

But, frankly I'm impressed that he didn't refer to them as Injuns or Redskins.

Or prairie n...evermind

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Guess we can put the notion of American exceptionalism to bed. 

What a total disgrace. 

Well a certain type of exceptionalism I guess.

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