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  • Pam Cummings
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    Lulz, the anti-SEC circle jerk that goes on here can be just as annoying as the SEC slurping that goes on elsewhere.

  • Coelenterate Fuccboi
    Coelenterate Fuccboi

    First of all, Texas plays LSU the next two seasons so I’m definitely rooting against anything which gives them confidence/momentum. Secondly, fuck the SEC; any anti-SEC circle jerk is necessary to cou

  • Group I'm with is a bunch of lightweights. Pro tip: Never watch a CFB game with Indians unless you want to hear them endlessly prattle on about cricket.

I will never understand the stupidity involved with punching someone who is wearing a helmet.

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

and you have to be a stupid motherfucker to throw a punch at a facemask. 

This.

3 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Lulz, the anti-SEC circle jerk that goes on here can be just as annoying as the SEC slurping that goes on elsewhere.

First of all, Texas plays LSU the next two seasons so I’m definitely rooting against anything which gives them confidence/momentum. Secondly, fuck the SEC; any anti-SEC circle jerk is necessary to counter the numerous SEC circle jerks.

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Naw.

If there's a retard rolling around on the ground trying to fuck his sister and a bunch of others adopt it and follow suit, that's a circle jerk.

If there's a bunch of people standing around watching and then commenting similarly when it happens, that's not a circle jerk.  It's just a bunch of people making fun of a circle jerk. 

Pro tip.  No charge.

 

Uhhhhhh......yeah, ok man.

There is a lot of good decision making going on in this game. 

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

UCF is probably going to wear down but I like their balls to the wall style.

Your mom likes my balls to her walls style too

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Uhhhhhh......yeah, ok man.

That's what I thought you'd say.

Sure you wanna be a professional debater?

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

First of all, Texas plays LSU the next two seasons so I’m definitely rooting against anything which gives them confidence/momentum. Secondly, fuck the SEC; any anti-SEC circle jerk is necessary to counter the numerous SEC circle jerks.

That sounds like inventing reasons to be mad to me.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Your mom likes my balls to her walls style too

The back walls even.

Just now, Cajun said:

That's what I thought you'd say.

Sure you wanna be a professional debater?

By the sounds of that post you made you're a master debater.

2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

That sounds like inventing reasons to be mad to me.

I apologize, I didn’t realize you’re mentally handicapped.

Edited by Casual Encounter

3 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

What a dumbass.

I know.  How did he pass the Ivy League type entrance requirements that LSU players surely must have to meet?

Did they prematurely pour Gatorade on coach O, or are his tits sweating that much?

Just now, Casual Encounter said:

I apologize, I didn’t realize your mental handicap.

Not being emotionally irrational over football is not a mental handicap, my friend.

Dave Groel is miserable.   Fuck you StubHub.

Edited by Bigbend1812
Dave Groel is Dave Grohl’s 3rd cousin from Scranton.

1 minute ago, DeadArmadillo said:

I know.  How did he pass the Ivy League type entrance requirements that LSU players surely must have to meet?

Went to Stanford. Somehow. 

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Not being emotionally irrational over football is not a mental handicap, my friend.

You not from Texas, or the South, are you?  It's the way of our people.

Let me just say, Fuck Josh Heupel.

How this isn’t a more prevalent opinion here is beyond me.
Just now, Uncle Nate said:

You not from Texas, or the South, are you?  It's the way of our people.

I am, i just don't drink anymore. Crazy.

 

I still have to watch Cowboys games alone though.

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Not being emotionally irrational over football is not a mental handicap, my friend.

Says the person posting on a football message board lolz

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

By the sounds of that post you made you're a master debater.

No, not really.

But you sure make me look like one.  Oh wait, was that a "master debater"/"masturbater" joke?  

So, probably wanna avoid the night club comic career too.

lol@ lsu putting the song girls who are 10s in the front row in white. the 4s, 5s and 6s are behind them in purple

Just now, 'stache said:


How this isn’t a more prevalent opinion here is beyond me.

When OU sucks is coaching the little engine that could against the big mean SEC all of a sudden he's not such a bad guy.

 

I still think he sucks and hope he loses though.

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

lol@ lsu putting the song girls who are 10s in the front row in white. the 4s, 5s and 6s are behind them in purple

Diabetic inclusive squad.

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

lol@ lsu putting the song girls who are 10s in the front row in white. the 4s, 5s and 6s are behind them in purple

2 of them were 250lbs+ ...

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

No, not really.

But you sure make me look like one.  Oh wait, was that a "master debater"/"masturbater" joke?  

So, probably wanna avoid the night club comic career too.

Wow man, you sure showed me.

2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Jeez those were some cows, LSU.

But you won’t go hungry.

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:


How this isn’t a more prevalent opinion here is beyond me.

No one here is "pro UCF" or "pro Josh Heupel". We just hate LSU significantly more. If Heupel ever coaches at a relevant school, trust me, I'll never want him to win jack squat.

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Wow man, you sure showed me.

As you have showed all of us poor, misguided Surly posters on this thread.

Just glad I could pay it back.

Hahahahaha Haskins the #1 qb in the draft..   what a shitty draft class. 

3 minutes ago, michaelpshayes said:

2 of them were 250lbs+ ...

Coach O’s daughters

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