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  • Pam Cummings
    Pam Cummings

    Lulz, the anti-SEC circle jerk that goes on here can be just as annoying as the SEC slurping that goes on elsewhere.

  • Coelenterate Fuccboi
    Coelenterate Fuccboi

    First of all, Texas plays LSU the next two seasons so I’m definitely rooting against anything which gives them confidence/momentum. Secondly, fuck the SEC; any anti-SEC circle jerk is necessary to cou

  • Group I'm with is a bunch of lightweights. Pro tip: Never watch a CFB game with Indians unless you want to hear them endlessly prattle on about cricket.

Heupel looks like the pillsbury dough boy.

10 minutes ago, pops said:

I think they are still living off Frost's mojo. Heupel is a shitty coach and the lightning is about to leave the bottle. 

He's kind of fat, too.

13 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Does he play defense? 

This UCF secondary is TERRIBLE. And their effort isn't anything to write home about, either. 

LSU is down 8 starters on D.  call me crazy but I think Milton might be able to exploit it better than the back up.

LSU at full strength against UCF with Milton probably wins by 14-17 points.  what is so hard to understand?

Mush mouf says "grr ruhm myamfy, go tigahs" before going in at halftime.

 

Just now, Bevo Num1 said:

What did Orgeron say about the Taliban?

He sounds like the parents on Charlie Brown cartoons. 

YALLMEMBERWENDEMUDDAWGSCAMEBACKNWONDEBURBANBOWL?

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

He sounds like the parents on Charlie Brown cartoons. 

Played in reverse

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

LSU is down 8 starters on D.  call me crazy but I think Milton might be able to exploit it better than the back up.

LSU at full strength against UCF with Milton probably wins by 14-17 points.  what is so hard to understand?

Sure, we can keep talking about the elementary points that have been beaten to death in the month leading up this game. 

I was simply trying to bring up another observation. 

Just now, Horn80 said:

Played in reverse

slowed down to about 10rpm

“Muff dem nex um biscuits. Yep, dey awl aw haw. We gone playa muff sumpin fo sho. “

Sure, we can keep talking about the elementary points that have been beaten to death in the month leading up this game. 
I was simply trying to bring up another observation. 
Yes. That observation is fuck the SEC.
1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

slowed down to about 10rpm

chopped and screwed H-town style

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:
2 minutes ago, TornACL said:
Sure, we can keep talking about the elementary points that have been beaten to death in the month leading up this game. 
I was simply trying to bring up another observation. 

Yes. That observation is fuck the SEC.

Good talk, Russ. 

I guess folks in Louisiana understand Coach O like we understand Boomhower’in Texas.

4 minutes ago, Goodman said:

O talking shit to Aranda was beautiful. lulz

Close captioning really tried there. Lol. 

Just now, Jkwellborn said:


You got a a gif?

God I wish. On tv at one point it just went “...”

5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

I guess folks in south Louisiana understand Coach O like we understand Boomhower’in Texas.

fify

Edited by Cajun
had to correct the auto correct

7 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Sure, we can keep talking about the elementary points that have been beaten to death in the month leading up this game. 

I was simply trying to bring up another observation. 

Fair enough.  UCF's D doesn't matter they were always going to have  to score 40+ to win.

uh hopefully you guys are watching MSU v Iowa.

MSU receiver had an apparent go-ahead TD catch in the endzone, bobbled it, then it was INT by Iowa.

Kid returned it to the Iowa 40.  Now they are running over MSU -- lots of missed tackles.

Crazy turn of events.

 

Yep, Iowa is really pushing Miss St around right now.

They are faster, stronger, and more physical.

 

 

Listening to the Mexican announcers now for this game.

Hilarious listening to them try to pronounce these Coonass names.

28 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

He sounds like the parents on Charlie Brown cartoons. 

Hhahaha

I believe you are correct sir. 

Holy Shit!

What happened to the Golden Girls.

They used to hot, not a bunch of slump busters.

Just now, Cajun said:

Holy Shit!

What happened to the Golden Girls.

They used to hot, not a bunch of slump busters.

State of Louisiana is slump busters now 

Kentucky up, 17-7, on the Nambly Lions of State Pen in Crappy Valley with 5:26 to play in the 3rd. Ball at the State Pen 3.

Tried to get cute and will attempt a FG. Ugh.

Edited by PittsburghTiger

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

penn state about to give up.

They are fucking garbage. Good luck Noah cain

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

penn state about to give up.

I hope Noah Cain has fun

Ucf could win this game if they would throw slants and at least somewhat cover.

Just now, Neonmoon said:

I hope Noah Cain has fun

 

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

They are fucking garbage. Good luck Noah cain

Recruiting board in the house.

It’s funny the announcers haven’t mentioned UCF is playing a QB in his 3rd start. 

55 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

If UCF had their starting QB, this game is entirely different. It’s worse than the difference between Sam and Shane.

Agreed, Milton would be killing it with so many LSU players out.

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