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  • Pam Cummings
    Pam Cummings

    Lulz, the anti-SEC circle jerk that goes on here can be just as annoying as the SEC slurping that goes on elsewhere.

  • Coelenterate Fuccboi
    Coelenterate Fuccboi

    First of all, Texas plays LSU the next two seasons so I’m definitely rooting against anything which gives them confidence/momentum. Secondly, fuck the SEC; any anti-SEC circle jerk is necessary to cou

  • Group I'm with is a bunch of lightweights. Pro tip: Never watch a CFB game with Indians unless you want to hear them endlessly prattle on about cricket.

Wow can we play fucking football already.  So sick of every hit being reviewed.

Such bullshit.  There's no way that guy could alter his trajectory which was to hit the dude in the midsection.

The other defender changed the  receiver's fall angle which was not the penalized dude's fault.

I hate these rules.

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15 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Lol at UCF trying to ooga booga this game up on LSU. LSU are the masters of ooga boogaing.

I have no clue what this means, but I am sure it’s true.  

Just change it to flag football

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:


I don’t give a single fuck about LSU or SEC, but fuck Josh Heupel and fuck UCF playing national champs for beating a mediocre Auburn team and trying to claim it again by trying to beat a half ass Coach O led three loss LSU team. If anyone thinks they could beat Alabama and Clemson in consecutive weeks you’re out of your fucking mind. They would lose by 40 to Bama with Saban playing his backups the second half.

nobody cares about UCF claiming a national title except UCF and their cops. everyone knows they play a shitty schedule.  quit listening to dumbass talking heads.  we are here to see LSU go down to a commuter school.

Announcer is defending the targeting saying it's impossible to tackle in that situation without getting the penalty. Of course, because it was an LSU SEC player. 

Football is officially ruined, can’t even make a fucking tackle anymore. If you’ve ever played you know you can’t help sometimes having your helmets hit. If it isn’t intentional why should it be a penalty much less one that could kick you out of the game?

Am I the only one who thinks this ref should be on the cover of punchable face magazine?

11 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Coach O celebrating

What a fucking turd. Hope he stays at LSU forever

so now its impossible to not lower your head and smash a guys head while he's already being tackled.

ESPN makes these games so hard to listen to.  They're SEC partnership has made it 'almost impossible' to call a game without rooting for all things SEC.

James Carville about to cry like a baby on twitter.

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4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

This game is teetering on a blowout.   Keep this competitive and fun. 

Nothing will come as close as the Cheez-it bowl or Herm Edwards talking about dirty eyes and casino blitz and chili-chokers but damn if UCF isn’t trying to chili-choke this shit away to the Cajuns

Just now, Mileslong said:

Football is officially ruined, can’t even make a fucking tackle anymore. If you’ve ever played you know you can’t help sometimes having your helmets hit. If it isn’t intentional why should it be a penalty much less one that could kick you out of the game?

Yeah, That wasn't intentional, he was trying to rap up...   confirmed 

LSU cheerleaders gonna have to play CB

Yeah, That wasn't intentional, he was trying to rap up...   confirmed 
LSU cheerleaders gonna have to play CB

Yeah every targeting call is correct right
23 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Pam Cummings is latin for "to troll"

Hmmm.

Doesn't sound Russian.

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

Football is officially ruined, can’t even make a fucking tackle anymore. If you’ve ever played you know you can’t help sometimes having your helmets hit. If it isn’t intentional why should it be a penalty much less one that could kick you out of the game?

dude it was ruined as soon as they said the little hits to the helmet that OL take are just as big a problem as the big hits to receivers/DB's and there were lawsuits.  the game is fucking dangerous and you should only play it if you are willing to accept the risks.  we had a rule called spearing that covered this shit but then lawsuits happened.

If the LSU dB would have hit his guy in the head, would that have been a penalty?

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

This game has become an asswhipping.  UCF needed to stay in their lane.

Those are the defending national champs you're talking about

if UCF had their QB they probably win this game but the back up just isn't good enough passer.

Just now, dcar00 said:

if UCF had their QB they probably win this game but the back up just isn't good enough passer.

Isn’t even that great of a runner. Fumble issues

Redundant by definition I know but these LSU players are really fucking dumb

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

if UCF had their QB they probably win this game but the back up just isn't good enough passer.

I'm sure LSU would trade Milton for their 8 starters

dude it was ruined as soon as they said the little hits to the helmet that OL take are just as big a problem as the big hits to receivers/DB's and there were lawsuits.  the game is fucking dangerous and you should only play it if you are willing to accept the risks.  we had a rule called spearing that covered this shit but then lawsuits happened.

True, my main problem is with the spirit of the rule. A 15 yard penalty is a stiff penalty for just hitting with your helmet. But tossing someone when the helmet hit came in the middle of a big speed collision is absurd. They don’t take intent into consideration properly.

If you want to toss someone after two violations okay maybe but your helmet hits another helmet and suddenly a star athlete gets tossed is just ruining the game

love griese saying that UCF comes into the game scoring 44 points a game and LSU holding them to 7.  not acknowledging their starting QB is out.

UCF sucks

Um I don’t think you realize they are defending national champions
1 minute ago, Loco said:

I'm sure LSU would trade Milton for their 8 starters

thats why I'm saying Milton would probably win this game.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

love griese saying that UCF comes into the game scoring 44 points a game and LSU holding them to 7.  not acknowledging their starting QB is out.

Ya, that’s strong BS on his part

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

love griese saying that UCF comes into the game scoring 44 points a game and LSU holding them to 7.  not acknowledging their starting QB is out.

That’s gotta be somewhat of a wash with LSU down 10 starters on defense. But man UCF’s backup really sucks.

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This game has become an asswhipping.  UCF needed to stay in their lane.

If UCF had their starting QB, this game is entirely different. It’s worse than the difference between Sam and Shane.

6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

if UCF had their QB they probably win this game but the back up just isn't good enough passer.

Does he play defense? 

This UCF secondary is TERRIBLE. And their effort isn't anything to write home about, either. 

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