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  • TD, DAWGS! I bout shit my britches on that score. GO DAWGS!

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    Watched part of the 2009 Fiesta Bowl (Texas v. tOSU) this morning on LHN.  For those with memory problems, Texas was 11-1, with a 45-35 win over OU and a last-second loss at Tech, and was left out of

  • Damn! I did shit my britches. BRB GO DAWGS!

All State marketing Director is an embarrassment.

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Senior associate vice president of insurance sales.

She must be on meds...

I remember getting up in front of class for presentations and freezing up like that chick.   It's horrible.   She's standing there feeling like an idiot right now.

Sam with the walk off, “We’re baaaaaaack!”

So we’ve got Sam and Bobby Lane as Sugar Bowl MOP’s. OK, cool. [emoji1598]

Unfortunately the offseason has begun. God save us all.

We are the University Champions, my friends

And we'll keep on fighting till the end

We are the University Champions 

We are the University Champions

No time for losers

Cause we are the Champions...of the U

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

The University Champions?

Well she's not wrong

1 minute ago, triplelonghorn said:
54 minutes ago, hookem48 said:
that all started with the pussy assed lickoff

Where can one attend this pussy lickoff

In for the pussy kickoff. 

Congrats you fucks.  Thought Ehlinger might ask if Maryland was on the schedule next year before he said you're baaaaaaaaaaaaaack

I wish we could have seen Herman's face when he said that. I rewound and watched it three times.

5 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I guess it figures that a fat chick would award the sugar trophy

Take that shit back... Holly is a national fucking treasure. 

Love what Sam said!!!!!!   He broke VY’s  rushing TD record and stole his line!!!!   Fucking awesome.     Maybe a parallel????

Just now, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Huff with the gun show

And Sam looking back in black

5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I've always been partial to the Stepped Pyramid of Saqqara.  

Cant please e'rybody

I can hear the aggys cussing from my house 10 miles from College Station

Just now, gecko said:

 

See. As we all knew. One horse clown act.

We’ve come a long way since the Maryland game. 


Dwag is worse than Maryland. It’s science.
2 minutes ago, yoshi said:

I remember getting up in front of class for presentations and freezing up like that chick.   It's horrible.   She's standing there feeling like an idiot right now.

yeah but she's supposed to be a VP and she had one job(about 2 sentences)

3 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Congrats you fucks.  Thought Ehlinger might ask if Maryland was on the schedule next year before he said you're baaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Blow me.

I edit to add, Nebish, and the phony SEC, SEC, SEC.

Edited by Wishbone

god the aggy boards are just glorious  thousands of threads on us lol

3 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

So we’ve got Sam and Bobby Lane as Sugar Bowl MOP’s. OK, cool. emoji1598.png

That's awesome

3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Strippers buttholes are not safe tonight

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1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Any Tweets from Zach Smith?

He's probably too busy beating a woman.

Just now, dcar00 said:

yeah but she's supposed to be a VP and she had one job(about 2 sentences)

Oh I'm not making excuses for her.   I'm just saying I know how dumb she feels and she's gonna replay that shit in her head for the rest of the week.

6 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Nah. Past that weak ass buffoonery. Do feel your intent though buster, time to push on though. 

 

Ultimate buffoon.

Herbie can eat all of our asses 

Fromm is sure being a little sad bitch about how UT had a month to prepare

 

adorable 

4 minutes ago, yoshi said:

I remember getting up in front of class for presentations and freezing up like that chick.   It's horrible.   She's standing there feeling like an idiot right now.

I'm pretty sure that's her normal feeling 

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