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  • TD, DAWGS! I bout shit my britches on that score. GO DAWGS!

  • Horndog
    Horndog

    Watched part of the 2009 Fiesta Bowl (Texas v. tOSU) this morning on LHN.  For those with memory problems, Texas was 11-1, with a 45-35 win over OU and a last-second loss at Tech, and was left out of

  • Damn! I did shit my britches. BRB GO DAWGS!

My gf just tried to give me the “come hither” thing but I told her not tonight because I want to be on here and Twitter looking at and basking in the reaction.
This win is LITERALLY better than sex.


You gay dawg. Shut down the computer and go knock the bottom out of that.
24 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

And I've seen a hawk pick off a pigeon while driving into my office parking garage. 

Why was a hawk driving into your office parking garage?

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

My gf just tried to give me the “come hither” thing but I told her not tonight because I want to be on here and Twitter looking at and basking in the reaction.

This win is LITERALLY better than sex.

You’re doing it wrong

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

My gf just tried to give me the “come hither” thing but I told her not tonight because I want to be on here and Twitter looking at and basking in the reaction.

This win is LITERALLY better than sex.

Only borderline erotic for me.

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

My gf just tried to give me the “come hither” thing but I told her not tonight because I want to be on here and Twitter looking at and basking in the reaction.

This win is LITERALLY better than sex.

You wouldn’t miss much in 90 seconds 

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Why was a hawk driving into your office parking garage?

Because the security guard told the hawk that he had to quit parking in the surface spaces.  Hawk claimed he couldn't see the visitors only sign. 

But the guard knew he was lying.

 

Edited by Lobo

Final ranking? I'm thinking #11 with a chance we're at #12. Tough to get into the Top 10 with 4 losses on the ledger.

My thoughts exactly.
Will jump Washington and Penn St, so #12 minimum.
Maybe Michigan who has lost their last two games by a combined 49 points.
Not sure I see jumping a 2 loss Wash St. or “best of the rest” of the SEC (LSU or Florida)
Just now, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Texags: "They wouldn't last if they had to play 8 SEC games!"

Maybe but we would get to play 4 FCS games.

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ossai led team in tackles with 8 tonight. 

He good. 

He was a monster.

This from those dumbfucks over at texags:

"Don't be an idiot. 'Bama (SEC Champion) just beat OU (Big 12 Champion).

GA whining about not being in CFB Playoffs got hit by a right hook. Woke up in 4th Quarter when it too late. Lessons learned but they are not us. We run the state of Texas & will run all of CFB in less than 36 mos. can't stop, won't stop...

You guys are so easily triggered by these wanna be's (
tu)."

23 minutes ago, dad said:

Announcers at one point "Jake Fromm is not going to be throwing 35 times a game, look for them to run the ball"

C/ATT YDS AVG TD INT
Jake Fromm 20/34 212 6.2 3 1

 

Georgia Rushing
  CAR YDS AVG TD LONG
           
Team 1 -14 -14.0 0 0
TEAM 30 72 2.4 0 11

It played out just like the surly posters said it would...  ESPN should pay attention to this forum and then maybe they would get something right from time to time...

16 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

 

 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ossai led team in tackles with 8 tonight. 

He good. 

Did he play in more than 4 games? Did he keep his redshirt?

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Did he play in more than 4 games? Did he keep his redshirt?

No.

He was too good to redshirt.

Just now, Machinator said:

No.

He was too good to redshirt.

Thanks- don’t remember seeing him before Iowa State.

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Did he play in more than 4 games? Did he keep his redshirt?

I want to say he played in 5 games, starting with Tech. 

I hope I'm wrong. Probably doesn't matter anyway, because he's not sticking around for 5 years. 

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Thanks- don’t remember seeing him before Iowa State.

He was in on a key fourth down stop against West Virginia.

The coaches also played him on special teams all season, probably because they wanted to get him as many live reps as possible at game speed.

You can see why.

Was at the game right next to the band. God damn that was nice. Jesus Mother fucking cocksucking Christ that was just glorious. Fuck Georgia, fuck the sec, fuck Kirby and most of all fuck OU! We’re back baby and we’re here to stay!

ESPN crawl says this is Texas' 6th Bowl win by 20+ pts (4 vs SEC).

Uh....

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Locke played nickel tonight right? I ask because he was playing pretty deep on the interception. 

He played mostly where sterns would have lined up because we tended to be heavier to stop the run

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Locke played nickel tonight right? I ask because he was playing pretty deep on the interception. 

Wasn’t he at safety on that play because foster was hurt? 

Herbie can eat all of our asses 
He is?

I'm headed to Pancho's!
Just now, Both Tacos said:
33 minutes ago, Horn80 said:
The Tower will be Orange tonight gents

So will my penis

You sodomize another Oompa-Loompa?  

1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

He is?

I'm headed to Pancho's!

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23 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:


All the shit on amazon is thin one sided trash. Fuck.

Those things don’t last more than a season if they’re out non-stop.

Omenihu was a stud tonight, but i definitely noticed Ojomo and Osai push a few guys around too. I thought i saw Coburn make a few plays as well.I  dont think we will have a huge drop off next year if we can get some linebacker play. 

52 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Haha. I'd rather catch them after Tua, but hey man, being afraid never helped anybody. 

Just in time to prevent them from a three-p....maybe i’m drinking too much kool-aid

Sportcenter just led with Bevo going after Uga and showed it like 12 times.

30 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

My gf just tried to give me the “come hither” thing but I told her not tonight because I want to be on here and Twitter looking at and basking in the reaction.

This win is LITERALLY better than sex.

Go get that victory pussy.

6 minutes ago, QfromOH_1013 said:

Omenihu was a stud tonight, but i definitely noticed Ojomo and Osai push a few guys around too. I thought i saw Coburn make a few plays as well.I  dont think we will have a huge drop off next year if we can get some linebacker play. 

Apparently, the JUCO LB is a gonna be a monstah

Those things don’t last more than a season if they’re out non-stop.

Fuck it. Ordered flag from Amazon and paid extra for one day shipping.

I'm sure it's been discussed somewhere on the old board, but I just realized Texas is one of just a tiny handful of teams that has won all of the Big 5 bowl games-Orange, Rose, Fiesta, Cotton, and Sugar.  It's beyond an elite group. 

2 Sugar Bowl wins, 2 Rose Bowl wins, 2 Orange Bowl wins, 11 Cotton Bowl wins, and 1 Fiesta Bowl win.

I find that interesting.  

 

I just laid out my favorite longhorn polo like a fucking giddy grade school kid excited to stunt on his friends at school.

Except I’m going back to work bc I don’t play school no mo.

7 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:


Fuck it. Ordered flag from Amazon and paid extra for one day shipping.

Attaboy. Tom Chairman fucks.

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