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Is that a euphemism?
Did you end up on the wrong part of Bourbon?

Lol no. Got in a cab full of girls. Not cute but I was very drunk. Ended up in the lower 7th ward. Really good soul food spot over there but I don't remember the name
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  • TD, DAWGS! I bout shit my britches on that score. GO DAWGS!

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    Watched part of the 2009 Fiesta Bowl (Texas v. tOSU) this morning on LHN.  For those with memory problems, Texas was 11-1, with a 45-35 win over OU and a last-second loss at Tech, and was left out of

  • Damn! I did shit my britches. BRB GO DAWGS!

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Probably a shop but it’s still real to me dammit.

10 hours ago, Both Tacos said:
11 hours ago, Horn80 said:
The Tower will be Orange tonight gents

So will my penis

Cheetos and porntube.

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

Like 9 posts up Machinator bot

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47 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Looks like the trophy is in a training room...did Bevo go after it too?

Big boy wants MOAR!!!!!

Finebaum being his typical SEC cunt-homer.  UGA not interested in being there.  Seriously, I'd like to grab that goofy cunt by his big ears and beat his head against a brick wall until it falls  the fuck off.

Can't wait for us to continue to beat whatever SECunt team we play from here on out. 

Before the game, all the talk was about proving the selection committee wrong, after the game it was about not being interested. Sec should stop with it just means more bullshit. Got their ass handed to them.

I was about to check out Finebaum just for the lulz at his callers, but knew this is exactly what he'd say so I nope.  Don't want to witness that choreographed, crafted, completely predictable pussy excuse trotted out once again.

SEC SEC SEC!!!

12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Can't wait for us to continue to beat whatever SECunt team we play from here on out. 

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Before the game, all the talk was about proving the selection committee wrong, after the game it was about not being interested. Sec should stop with it just means more bullshit. Got their ass handed to them.


That was what all the fans were saying. Nah bitch take your L and eat shit
31 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Finebaum being his typical SEC cunt-homer.  UGA not interested in being there.  Seriously, I'd like to grab that goofy cunt by his big ears and beat his head against a brick wall until it falls  the fuck off.

Can't wait for us to continue to beat whatever SECunt team we play from here on out. 

He is the Billy Spooch Luicci of the SECn.

Rationalization and damage control machine on max power.

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RedditCFB is lit right now. All the talk, all the major discussion points are centred on our beatdown of Georgia. And the A&M fans there can't handle it. Highly entertaining.

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I think it was photoshopped, but people are overlooking the very obvious and real warning that pre-med Ehlinger gave us---that the #5 Gas Curry special at RT's (Raj Tarkehs's restaurant) will give you horrible gas.  

This was probably covered at some point, but what was up with Caden Sterns?  Thought he was good to go?

 

11 hours ago, Modessit said:

Sportcenter just led with Bevo going after Uga and showed it like 12 times.

BEVO going after UGA was just shown on CNBC..... They're hoping for a BULL MARKET for 2019... 🤘

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3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I think it was photoshopped, but people are overlooking the very obvious and real warning that pre-med Ehlinger gave us---that the #5 Gas Curry special at RT's (Raj Tarkehs's restaurant) will give you horrible gas.  

Wasn't photoshopped. The original picture was tweeted out by Bleacher Report CFB, and it was actually a blOU fan who noticed it first on Twitter.

How do you say "potato" in Cajun?



That was what all the fans were saying. Nah bitch take your L and eat shit


You should have asked them if they were So omniscient to know their team was going to just lay down then what the fuck were they doing there?
31 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I heard he was injured.

Heard was injured?  Who was on second?

Go fuck yourself has to be beck lead block and Sam following on an overloaded side. The Short yardage play. At least that’s my guess.

Finebaum being his typical SEC cunt-homer.  UGA not interested in being there.  Seriously, I'd like to grab that goofy cunt by his big ears and beat his head against a brick wall until it falls  the fuck off.
Can't wait for us to continue to beat whatever SECunt team we play from here on out. 
Texas record against sec sec sec teams.

169-77-6

I'd say TEXAS owns sec sec sec
Texas record against sec sec sec teams.

169-77-6

I'd say TEXAS owns sec sec sec

I need a source for this.

Your source is that Arkansas and Texas A&M were long time conference mates.

However, I just looked it up and I've got us at 190-91-9 against SEC teams. Looks like Phlegm left out Missouri, Vanderbilt, and two other ties from somewhere.

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Finebaum on his show just said this was a “complete beat down by Texas” and the score is very misleading...

Your source is that Arkansas and Texas A&M were long time conference mates.
However, I just looked it up and I've got us at 190-91-9 against SEC teams. Looks like Phlegm left out Missouri, Vanderbilt, and two other ties from somewhere.

What is it without aggy and pig?

58-32-4

Without Missouri it is 40-26-4.

Without Vanderbilt (I mean let's be serious, they're not a real SEC school, right?) it's 37-18-3.

we owe those cocksuckers at Vandy.  can we get a 2 for 1 with them asap?

Until now, I hadn't seen the whole video where the fans wait to make sure no one died and then started cheering for Bevo going all hulk on Uga. 

 

 

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Finebaum being his typical SEC cunt-homer.  UGA not interested in being there.  Seriously, I'd like to grab that goofy cunt by his big ears and beat his head against a brick wall until it falls  the fuck off.

Can't wait for us to continue to beat whatever SECunt team we play from here on out. 

I thought SEC teams were so great, they could just put in on cruise control and beat teams from the BDF?  

Well, to be fair, he's sampling his plate of crow...

 

Slightly off topic but I wish Malik was on this team to experience that game. He was the leader of this senior class that led us back.

5 minutes ago, thepop said:

Slightly off topic but I wish Malik was on this team to experience that game. He was the leader of this senior class that led us back.

yeah, imagine the devastating D with him, Elliot and Hill too. The good old days with 5th year 23 year old NFL caliber starters. Now the best are true JRs, age 21, so the quality of college ball could be better. Not to mention true FR playing so much.

9 minutes ago, thepop said:

Slightly off topic but I wish Malik was on this team to experience that game. He was the leader of this senior class that led us back.

he made his decision. 

Fuck that. Elliott and Hill had nothing good to say about this team or the staff when they left. As far as I'm concerned, they were holding the culture back. 

6 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

he made his decision. 

I said I wish he was there, not he wishes he was there.

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