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BTHO jawja? 

Dude we aren’t aggy. 

Yeah, kinda wish that didn't happen as well, but it did.

 

It's fine when LHB does it, but this is the Surly shag..

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  • TD, DAWGS! I bout shit my britches on that score. GO DAWGS!

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    Watched part of the 2009 Fiesta Bowl (Texas v. tOSU) this morning on LHN.  For those with memory problems, Texas was 11-1, with a 45-35 win over OU and a last-second loss at Tech, and was left out of

  • Damn! I did shit my britches. BRB GO DAWGS!

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

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Dude, you are living your best life.  You should give seminars or something.

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The New Year’s Day Bowl bonanza wraps up with two big games, and @Covers_Vegas is inside @TheMirageLV sportsbook with video action report. Book needs Ohio State win/Washington cover, and needs a Texas outright upset, due to one bettor’s $800K in moneyline parlays tied to Georgia.

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4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We are gonna win.  Why? Because my 8 year old daughter and I standing on the rose bowl parade route in our longhorn gear just saw the rose bowl hall of fame inductees. lil girl yells Vince really loud and he points yells Hook em right at us and she’s waving.   It’s confirmed we will win 


Post of the year. So far.

 

28 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Actually real top grain leather has great breathability and will equalize the temperature perfectly. It's the fake leather that gets hot. Not surprising as it's ground up fibers combined with PVC. 

Polyvinyl Chloride (PVC) is only one of a dozen or so bonding materials that might be used for bonded leather. The "leather" part of that is, of course, real, but it's the ground up scraps from top grain leather products. The "spam" of fabrics, as it were. And it's not just the bonding materials that make it a miserable clothing fabric. The backing material that it's bonded to is usually some form of polyurethane, and the whole thing almost always outgasses formaldehyde.

You usually get what you pay for. If you buy bonded leather clothing, you get more than you paid for.

32 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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From my 5th Ramos Gin Fizz at The Sazerac Bar......... Texas!!!!!


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Takes that many to get your first BJ taste out of your mouth? 

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Well hot damn.

Just now, jw4381 said:

Well hot damn.

When he drops his horns watch the security guy casually slide over behind the goal post. 

 

 

6 minutes ago, SDG said:

When he drops his horns watch the security guy casually slide over behind the goal post. 

 

 

HA! Awesome.

A good Ramos gin fizz might be the most underrated drink of all time. 

13 minutes ago, SDG said:

When he drops his horns watch the security guy casually slide over behind the goal post. 

 

 

He was like, oh hell naw

Fuckin ready.

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Hook em Horns bitchez

Ehlinger wore a 15 Brees jersey walking into the stadium tonight

Cool show of respect and legacy.
6 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Fuckin ready.

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Hook em Horns bitchez

Dude, take your false teeth out of the glass when you're using it.

some live video.

 

 

Just now, SKA the boss said:


Cool show of respect and legacy.

I kinda forget on a regular basis that they're both Westlake QBs. Every time I see it in print, I'm like, "Oh, yeah, that's right."

12 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

He was like, oh hell naw

5 star security ain't paying me a 5 star price to be out here fucking around with cattle. Got me FUuuuCKED up!

7 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Ehlinger wore a 15 Brees jersey walking into the stadium tonight

15? 

Edit- guessing HS jersey

Well fuck

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Just now, BigHorn'13 said:

5 star security ain't paying me a 5 star price to be out here fucking around with cattle. Got me FUuuuCKED up!

15? 

Edit- guessing HS jersey

Yep. Just posted the pics bro

Bevo is so awesome. But he needs to tell his truck driver not to clog up the left lane without passing between Austin and Bastrop on Sunday morning. Was cool to drive with him for awhile though.

28 minutes ago, SDG said:

When he drops his horns watch the security guy casually slide over behind the goal post. 

 

 

Wow, he's grown a lot in the past year.

 

(Also, security guard is a wise man).

Just now, PantsTent said:

Bevo is so awesome. But he needs to tell his truck driver not to clog up the left lane without passing between Austin and Bastrop on Sunday morning. Was cool to drive with him for awhile though.

Bevo owns the road. You’re just lucky to share it with him. 

Gf not going now. She is passed out in the room. Buy me a few beers for her ticket

Excellent value at Texas +12 spread. Georgia is being way overrated based off of Alabama playing very poorly against them coupled with the best game of their season. Georgia is not gonna blow us out and this will be a tight game throughout. 

7 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Gf not going now. She is passed out in the room. Buy me a few beers for her ticket

And keys to the room or...?

Oh good, the LHN doing a piece on the 84 Cotton Bowl. 

I didn't recognize David McWilliams at first. Damn you time. 

LHN showing the Cotton Bowl against Georgia. I was at that game and it still hurts. Should have been national champs that year. 

52 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Takes that many to get your first BJ taste out of your mouth? 

noted authority - Underdog

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

LHN showing the Cotton Bowl against Georgia. I was at that game and it still hurts. Should have been national champs that year. 

I tried to watch a bit but it made me too nervous. 🤘 go Horns! 

7 hours ago, satyanash said:

Sean McDonough, Todd Blackledge, and Holly Rowe.

Whoever the hall Holly Rowe has compromising pictures of surely must be dead by now. What the hell's keeping her fat ass from being fired?

This Nebraska fan is rooting for Texas to stomp Georgia in a most hideous and embarrassing way.  I want to see the fourth string in by the third quarter and at the end of the game, Herman goes for two on a fake extra point try to make the score 78 to 0.  Naturally, the excuse will be that Georgia couldn't get up for the game because they are SEC or some such sh!t.

Whoever the hall Holly Rowe has compromising pictures of surely must be dead by now. What the hell's keeping her fat ass from being fired?

Cancer pity.
2 minutes ago, Sock Drawer said:

Whoever the hall Holly Rowe has compromising pictures of surely must be dead by now. What the hell's keeping her fat ass from being fired?

Dude.....

25 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Gf not going now. She is passed out in the room. Buy me a few beers for her ticket

what room?

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