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6 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Uga was the first to react.  "Time to get the F out of here."

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UGA is so inbred he knew there was no bull left in that dwag. Turned his ass and ran.

Matthew sounds like he's feeling no pain tonight. 

Hit first, hit hard, hit all night long, don't give a fuck about the cameras. Be like Bevo, and this game will go the right way.

3 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Matthew is high as fuck.

Alright alright alright!

6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Who on earth thought that was a good idea? 

A colorblind chick unfamiliar with bullfights?

9 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

As awesome as that was, it was actually really dangerous.  Hope this isn’t his last game.  Can’t be having huge animals acting aggressive around large crowds.

Or maybe a bunch of people he doesn't know shouldn't stand right in front of him.

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4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

When I saw the pictures of his enclosures from earlier, I thought to myself those aren’t gonna stop shit if he says “fuck this, I’m out” .

No shit.  If I were the handlers I’d get him the hell out of there before he mows down a huge crowd of people.  Can’t speak for cows, but once a horse gets spooked, it takes a while for them to calm down.

3 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Matthew is high as fuck.

No shit.  Damn, he's got him some of that medicinal shit goin' tonight.

Don’t be bringing your fucking mascot near ours.  It won’t turn out well.

1 minute ago, Here’s the deal said:

No shit.  If I were the handlers I’d get him the hell out of there before he mows down a huge crowd of people.  Can’t speak for cows, but once a horse gets spooked, it takes a while for them to calm down.

Can't they just give him a couple of more 'ludes?

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4 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

UGA is so inbred he knew there was no bull left in that dwag. Turned his ass and ran.

Hat's off to that little guy, I'll bet he's never moved that fast in his entire life.

thought Bevo was on a pretty strong drug regiment for game days....I mean, who isn't amirite?

Just now, runthebone said:

Or maybe they shouldn't do stupid shit.

No shit. Did they think a longhorn steer was our mascot because he's cute? That's more than a thousand pounds of "take no shit" out there. He's not a toy or a prop. Show some fucking respect.

“Don't Start No Shit, Won't Be No Shit.” -Bevo, 2019

Jawja crackers aint too smart. Lets see what happens when I takes this bull dog near a large bovine.
GENETIC MEMORY MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

UT lawyers need to be suing the uga handlers for that shit.

Bevo says fuck yo dog!

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Can't they just give him a couple of more 'ludes?

Pretty sure they don’t do that.  

that one spur grabbed the horn.  that could have gotten ugly.

bevo just got some run in the rose bowl broadcast, good overhead shot showing him coming out of his pen

Just now, elfenix said:

bevo just got some run in the rose bowl broadcast, good overhead shot showing him coming out of his pen

Damn missed that

Bevo has been one of the stars of the 2018 season. Fucking love him

3 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Jeebus, Bevo super chippy. HIs horns look pretty darn long these days.

No shit, what are they feeding him? Pepperidge Farm members baby Bevo with baby horns.

Must be bull puberty. All that aggression by juvenile Bevo.

Must be bull puberty. All that aggression by juvenile Bevo.
Twas self defense you twit.

They had Bevo facing the stadium wall. All that clicking, yakking and dog farting behind him didn't sit too well. He just wanted a little more room.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Alex Loeb has the biggest head I've ever seen. 

Yet he’s 10x more watchable than Galindo.

18 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Georgia starting NG not playing.  Jordan Davis.

That's huge news. UGAs defense is noticeably worse without him

1 minute ago, Sleepygrad said:

that one guy grabbing his horn saved shit from getting much much worse

I'm pretty sure that is his owner John Baker. Looks like it might be him anyway.

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Photographer in the gray hat is lucky he didn’t get dead.  He was right between Bevo’s horns.

17 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

As awesome as that was, it was actually really dangerous.  Hope this isn’t his last game.  Can’t be having huge animals acting aggressive around large crowds.

that one horn was about to nail that camera guy in the blue but the handler pulled the other horn and turned his head.  camera guy almost got gored.  they are generally docile creatures. especially ones that are around people all the time. you don't need to drug them but it's still a one thousand pound mammal. you don't bring other animals near it.

 

8 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

“Don't Start No Shit, Won't Be No Shit.” -Bevo, 2019

This ☝️  🤘🤘

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