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Well then, you should go get yourself one of them blowjobs.

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Bingo.  Last night in the middle of the night.

7 hours ago, Mudcat35 said:

Bingo.  Last night in the middle of the night.

Was she awake?

Was she awake?
She wasn't even there!

I struck out last night. My dreams of being the Cal Ripken of the bedroom are over.

18 minutes ago, Sandman said:

I struck out last night. My dreams of being the Cal Ripken of the bedroom are over.

you gave it a hell of a run. 

 

DiMaggios 56 game hitting streak

Favre and Ripkens Iron Men 

Wilts 100 pt game

Sandmans sex consecutive nights streak

 

All are historic and will likely not be touched in our lifetimes

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41 minutes ago, Sandman said:

I struck out last night. My dreams of being the Cal Ripken of the bedroom are over.

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4 hours ago, Paco said:
4 hours ago, South Austin said:
Was she awake?

She wasn't even there!

So tell us about this male house guest you have?

On 1/2/2019 at 10:15 AM, Jhawk said:

It is really fucking exhausting to get laid.  For some reason just going to bars and getting laid doesn't work as well at 34.  Luckily plans always seem to work when you implement correctly.

go to church.

Lotsa filthy nasty down there.   Low self esteem makes them tip over into bed...

Twice last night and once this morning before she went home.

Did you make her clap the whole time you were in the bathroom?

Hooked the wife up last night for her birthday eve. Hotel sex on tap for tonight.

Hooked the wife up last night for her birthday eve. Hotel sex on tap for tonight.

Who did you hook her up with? Are you paying for their hotel room? If so, that doesn’t seem fair.

Started a new streak today. Not holding my breath for tomorrow but at least I got some today. That's married life in a nutshell, I guess.

I’d really like to see what y’all’s wives & GFs are posting on FB.

13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I’d really like to see what y’all’s wives & GFs are posting on FB.

Rodan & Fields makeovers

Rodan & Fields makeovers

God I hate that shit. And plexus and advocare too
2 hours ago, Sandman said:

Started a new streak today. Not holding my breath for tomorrow but at least I got some today. That's married life in a nutshell, I guess.

did you have sex after midnight fri? or was it thurs night?

7 hours ago, slorch said:

go to church.

Lotsa filthy nasty down there.   Low self esteem makes them tip over into bed...

That’s just the Preachers, what about the congregation? 

10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


Who did you hook her up with? Are you paying for their hotel room? If so, that doesn’t seem fair.

Gotta keep peace in the wigwam, as my old man says 

Got a suite at the golden nugget in Lake charles. In the big walk in shower. Wife squatted like a catcher and gave me a soul shattering bj and I finished on her tits. So that's first time in February, probably 5 times this year.

 

 

@YoungCounty, I will be getting laid in Young County this weekend. So, if the house is rockin, don’t bother knockin. 

2 more times after dinner/gambling/Michael McDonald concert. I should schedule a Friday night getaway like this at least once every other month.

 

Plus I'm still up about $100 which is nice.

And again this morning. And another bj.

Ok I'm probably done posting here for a while but wow what a 24 hours.

On 2/22/2019 at 7:05 PM, BearSchlong said:

Got a suite at the golden nugget in Lake charles. In the big walk in shower. Wife squatted like a catcher and gave me a soul shattering bj and I finished on her tits. So that's first time in February, probably 5 times this year.

 

 

 

21 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

2 more times after dinner/gambling/Michael McDonald concert. I should schedule a Friday night getaway like this at least once every other month.

 

Plus I'm still up about $100 which is nice.

 

20 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

And again this morning. And another bj.

Ok I'm probably done posting here for a while but wow what a 24 hours.

Stop rubbing it in for those of us who are rubbing it out.

I'm parched, lying face up in a desert washout, wistfully remembering last weekend.

3 nights in a row, the rare trifecta. I got the lingerie show friday night....t'was very nice

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3 nights in a row, the rare trifecta. I got the lingerie show friday night....t'was very nice

My wife is 6 months pregnant so this does not hit close to home. I am living vicariously through everyone else.
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13 minutes ago, 1000 Miles to Austin said:


My wife is 6 months pregnant so this does not hit close to home. I am living vicariously through everyone else.

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Not to brag too much, but I just received a standing ovation.

He enjoyed it that much?
1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

 

 

How the fuck has this not been repped yet?  She have a sister?

23 minutes ago, Underdog said:

How the fuck has this not been repped yet?  She have a sister?

She has 6 sisters....all hot

On 2/23/2019 at 9:21 AM, BearSchlong said:

2 more times after dinner/gambling/Michael McDonald concert. I should schedule a Friday night getaway like this at least once every other month.

 

Plus I'm still up about $100 which is nice.

I can’t think of anything more erection-killing than Michael McDonald. 

Randy Newman maybe.....

Wife is on the rag, so no nookie for me this weekend. However, I did score a bj this evening. I'll take it.

5 hours ago, 1000 Miles to Austin said:

Yikes, I feel for their Dad! You should buy that man a bottle of whiskey.

All of them are half-sisters....three by each parent. And I actually did buy him a bottle of Jack last weekend when we went camping. We smoked a little weed at the campfire too. He's a cool dude.

Wife is on the rag, so no nookie for me this weekend. However, I did score a bj this evening. I'll take it.

What does being on the rag have to do with anything?
3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


What does being on the rag have to do with anything?

What’s the point of having a sword if you don’t get it bloody once in a while?

You ain’t a real man until you’ve earned your redwings. 

12 hours ago, Sandman said:

Wife is on the rag, so no nookie for me this weekend. However, I did score a bj this evening. I'll take it.

Anal sex week

You ain’t a real man until you’ve earned your redwings. 

There’s a guy that works for me that says you’re not a man or haven’t done any fucking till you’ve tasted your own cum.
You ain’t a real man until you’ve earned your redwings. 

There’s a guy that works for me that says you’re not a man or haven’t done any fucking till you’ve tasted your own cum.

 

If those are the requirements, I’ll never make it to being a man.

So your employee is a gay contortionist?

Guess I’m only halfway there.

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13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


What does being on the rag have to do with anything?

Judge me if you like, but I've never liked period sex. Done it many times but it's not my cup of tea.

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