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37 minutes ago, Zavala said:

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5 hours ago, BillyGoatHill said:

 

Actually, they did slow him down. The Spur (in Sugar Bowl rain jacket) on Bevo's left, not only grabs his horn to turn his head, but also kicks the women in the black clear of Bevo's path.

If it we didn't have Dicker, I would be wondering if he had any eligibility left.

Watch it again and watch Bevos momentum.  His legs never slowed down.  Turning his head is different than stopping Bevo.  If Bevo had wanted to, he could have carried that guy on his horn around the stadium or thrown him in the stands with a flick of his head.  Good thing Bevo is a docile animal. And I’m not sure it was him turning Bevos head as much as it was Bevo trying to gore the dog with his right horn.

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8 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

That’s good to hear.  Bevos been going to games for 100 years and never a problem.  Would have hated to see one incident change things.

14 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Better yet, don't fucking crowd his pen with 50 people and his arch nemesis.

23 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Henry VI  Act IV, Scene 2

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If idiots will stop crowding him and bringing carvnivores up to him, there won't be any problems, as there haven't been for decades.

If this leads to Bevo not being allowed at games, I swear to Zeus I'm gonna punch every millennial crybaby pussy I see for a full year.

30 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Who the fuck is Michael McCann? I'm sure UT attorneys are shakin' in their boots.....

How about keeping all the fuckin' regards away from him.

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

If idiots will stop crowding him and bringing carvnivores up to him, there won't be any problems, as there haven't been for decades.

If this leads to Bevo not being allowed at games, I swear to Zeus I'm gonna punch every millennial crybaby pussy I see for a full year.

Don't blame us, blame the boomer lawyers/TV producers

Watching it happen in real time, I thought “Are these dumb fucks really going to bring that dog up to Bevo’s pen? Shit is about to go down.”
Seriously, this was all on the stupid people involved who thought it would be ‘cute.’
And the only reason it didn’t turn out “bad” was because Bevo knew exactly where those horns were going. Right where that mutt was sitting.

16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

If idiots will stop crowding him and bringing carvnivores up to him, there won't be any problems, as there haven't been for decades.

If this leads to Bevo not being allowed at games, I swear to Zeus I'm gonna punch every millennial crybaby pussy I see for a full year.

 

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Don't blame us, blame the boomer lawyers/TV producers

You're right.  I'll punch them, too.

55 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Something tells me there's an insurance policy for this, known risk and all.

It's almost like people who have no business around livestock shouldn't be around livestock... and certainly not with DOGS.  Show some GD sense.

I trust the Spurs and the Bakers.  It's the "let's get cute" TV producers and PR flacks I question.

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Jaw Ja is on notice,  Bevo don't need no stinking dogs around him. 

11 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

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Love the shirt...but just one technical point of order.  Bevo wasn't ejected!

13 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

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Just allsome.  My only quibble is that Bevo's full set of horns needs to be shown so move his picture up or down and make it wider.

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15 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Michael McCann can lick my sweaty taint. 

Is there a way to get Bevo, Cook, and Davis in that little hallway they kept showing on TV where the ejected players have to exit through?  The three of them back there gearing up to go on adventures would be a great movie opening.  

"In a world gone mad...you either target with your head, your balls, or you get the fuck out of the way.  Coming this summer to theaters everywhere...'Steer Clear, Bitches'."  

That girl has some skill.
 


Yeah but if she hadn’t gotten control then that dangerous animal could have killed thousands. FSU is on notice now.

Don't forget the ousux wagon turning over.

And Bevo needs to pay this McCann lawyer a visit.

 Btw. McCaan dude looks a dweeb searching for a pay day.

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On 1/3/2019 at 5:06 AM, BachelorTrek said:

 

Anyway, this scene immediately brought me back to think of that day in the Dome which I think was much worse, because for a few moments, it looked like Bevo XII was going to make it and hit, plant, and trample the Cougar High LB that taunted him.

Hook'Em!

 

He would have hooked and tossed him. Hence the term "Hook 'em Horns" and not "Hit 'en Horns" or "Trample 'em Horns" or "Gore 'em Horns".

Steers, or bulls for that matter, don't intentionally gore. And they only trample because you happen to be laying on the ground where they are running.

 

 

Anyway, if Bevo gets banned form the sidelines, then buffaloes, tigers,  dogs with a history of snapping at people and all the other live animal mascots are going to have to go also.

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I love Bevo

16 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

And anyone that gets close enough to him is on notice as well.  So if they get hurt they are at fault.  

But the Seminole Horse which is both physically dangerous to thousands and offensive to millions can stick around?  How about the Baylor Rape Bear?  Or the explosively dangerous Colorado Ralphie Buffalo?  Or the very biological existence of Ohio State fans?  

16 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

he's a yankee douchenozzle from Georgetown...color me shocked.  also, that's not a corral you idoit.

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Texas is on notice

Is this written notice or double secret notice?

51 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

And anyone that gets close enough to him is on notice as well.  So if they get hurt they are at fault.  

Where is Joe Jamail when we need him? RIP

Michael McCann killed 5 hookers

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17 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

This post reads like it was run through the babelfish translator.

23 minutes ago, JBJ said:

This post reads like it was run through the babelfish translator.

... backwards.

Folks quoting different weights for Bevo ...  I've seen1500, 1700, 1800 lbs.

Anyone know the real weight?

26 minutes ago, skeeter said:

Folks quoting different weights for Bevo ...  I've seen1500, 1700, 1800 lbs.

Anyone know the real weight?

Not sure but with vanity sizing I hear he's a 30.

34 minutes ago, skeeter said:

Folks quoting different weights for Bevo ...  I've seen1500, 1700, 1800 lbs.

Anyone know the real weight?

Bout tree fiddy 

You know, between PETA and now McCann's idiocy, some seriously important and valid positions are getting more harm than benefit from their advocates.

There are a wide variety of animal rights issues that PETA ought to be talking about. Vivisection and other forms of animal testing for cosmetics and other household products are legitimate issues that deserve serious discussion and debate, which of course would lead to roughly half of the labs at aTm closing overnight. But instead, they are stupidly talking about mascots, making themselves look foolish, and invalidating any legitimate arguments they might make about other subjects.

Likewise, McCann is right that more security measures are needed. There should be much more scrutiny about who is allowed within 50 feet of Bevo. Those dumbass handlers for Georgia's mascot should never in a million years been allowed at the same end of the field as Bevo. But, sure Mr. McCann, go after the people who were behaving responsibly.

43 minutes ago, skeeter said:

Folks quoting different weights for Bevo ...  I've seen1500, 1700, 1800 lbs.

Anyone know the real weight?

Vic is the resident expert on the beefy ones.  He should have an educated guess on field weighing. 

19 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Texas is aware that their mascot IS WHO THEY THOUGHT HE WAS, A FUCKIN LONGHORN! STAY THE FUCK BACK!

He needs a fence to keep the dipshits away not to keep him in.

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