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#8
16 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

 

Can we pretty please get some ms paint?

 

This is, after all, a reasonable request.

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#10
50 minutes ago, Thujone said:

When the time is right.

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#11
36 minutes ago, GoldAppleCorps said:

Don't rush an ms paint man. Rush an ms paint man, ya get rotten ms paint.

This^^^.  You don't rush genius. 

#12
1 hour ago, Thujone said:

When the time is right.

This.

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Is the time ever wrong for a Thujone masterpiece?

Yes, there are times it's wrong. Thujone has a professional life to consider, trust the Thuj, when the time is right, he'll drown you in Ms paint glory.

#18
9 minutes ago, AngryBevo said:

He is busy tying to make that Joe Jamail fuck you money first.

Yea but some  random dude earning a bazillion dollars doesn't help me or give me any sort of joy.  A crudely drawn illustration does.

#22
On 1/2/2019 at 4:41 PM, Thujone said:

When the time is right.

Some men are born to greatness

 

Some men aspire to greatness

 

Some men have greatness thrust upon them

#31

no doubt, the guy is a wizard, and when the juices flow, it's a torrent.  he's got a lot to work with right now if the mood strikes him.

if he's keen to do this, i hope he backs up and chronicles the whole sec setup.  starting with the ags' engineered squeak past an uncharacteristic bunch of cajuns.  then the usual bowl setups with the ags knocking down an unranked opponent and even engineering a reason for a runup td against a team that had gone home.  a few other setups didn't go right but it didn't matter too much.  the takedown of the state of texas was well underway and juggernaut georgia was sharpening the knives for hapless texas.  then on to the title game positioned beautifully to subdue silicon valley at the same time.

it was glorious right up until some bozo thought it a good idea to have a pregame photoshoot with the moose and the squirrel, and nothing went right after that.  every wheel including the spare flew off.

poor sec sec sec.  pooor sec sec sec.  poooooor  sec sec sec.

 

#32
9 hours ago, bamachine said:

Make it brutal. I am in a masochistic mood tinight.

You gonna link the Alabama meltdown thread for our enjoyment?  

#33
2 hours ago, SDG said:

You gonna link the Alabama meltdown thread for our enjoyment?  

Once I see it posted, will definitely share. Usually it is a day or so after the game(s). Sadly, they are too lazy to dig for the good stuff anymore and just get all their stuff from reddit threads.

#35
12 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

Just used baby powder on my balls

Don't know a single thread on this site where the above is not an appropriate response. 

#37

I would await The Great One's masterpiece with baited breath, but I don't know what bait would work best.  I'm going with shrimp for now.  If that doesn't work, maybe crab next.

#38
4 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I would await The Great One's masterpiece with baited breath, but I don't know what bait would work best.  I'm going with shrimp for now.  If that doesn't work, maybe crab next.

You have crabs?

#41
33 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

While you wait, Finebaum’s show is at 2PM CDT on secsecsec network. 

I made a point to record it just for the laughs.

#43

Picasso can't be forced to work....  His masterpieces come in their own time.  

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#44
I would await The Great One's masterpiece with baited breath, but I don't know what bait would work best.  I'm going with shrimp for now.  If that doesn't work, maybe crab next.

Bated.
#46
2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


Bated.

Holding my breath isn't going to get us anywhere.  Seafood might.  You do what works for you, and I'll do what works for me.

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