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2 hours ago, Grippe said:

You have crabs?

This calls for a liberal dusting of baby powder

20 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

This calls for a liberal dusting of baby powder

Heartless bastard, you'll give them cancer.

22 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

This calls for a liberal dusting of baby powder

I always wondered where they get the babies and how they turn them to powder 

Well, usually they come from squalid back alleys in places where prospects are dim and life is cheap. They used to just dessicate them in the desert but I think they use solar kilns now.

7 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

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I was thinking more of:

NegligibleZestyHarpseal-size_restricted.

Remember when Pope Julius was like:  hey, Michelangelo, what the fuck is taking so long for the ceiling?

 

Yeah...

17 hours ago, Grippe said:

You have crabs?

Crabs?

How old are you?


Who has pubes anymore? (or at least, who hooks up with girls who don't shave?.. weird. #youknowhowiknowthatyouareold )

When the time is right.
2018 season in review gonna be lit. Or maybe 2019 season preview.

Texas' first win against USC. Take the loss pussy. Okay cool, Hook 'em. Bevo and the Sugar Bowl. Go fuck yourself bitch. We're Baaaaaack. Title game. KK pulling a Lane Kiffin Tennessee flip flop. And I'm sure I'm forgetting a bunch.
2 hours ago, APMP said:

2018 season in review gonna be lit. Or maybe 2019 season preview.

Texas' first win against USC. Take the loss pussy. Okay cool, Hook 'em. Bevo and the Sugar Bowl. Go fuck yourself bitch. We're Baaaaaack. Title game. KK pulling a Lane Kiffin Tennessee flip flop. And I'm sure I'm forgetting a bunch.

Wtf?

Thread bump and some insight into Thujone's childhood:

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On 1/9/2019 at 5:59 AM, APMP said:

2018 season in review gonna be lit. Or maybe 2019 season preview.

Texas' first win against USC. Take the loss pussy. Okay cool, Hook 'em. Bevo and the Sugar Bowl. Go fuck yourself bitch. We're Baaaaaack. Title game. KK pulling a Lane Kiffin Tennessee flip flop. And I'm sure I'm forgetting a bunch.

This post is brought to you by Scotch

 

Thujone is a ketone and a monoterpene that occurs naturally in two diastereomeric forms.

Seriously.

They admitted a ketone and a monoterphene as an undergrad at UT. And the bastard doesn’t even get included in the “payscale.com” ratings because his version of either ketone or monoterpene isn’t included in the payscale.com metrics because “it” allegedly wasted money on post-graduate education.

My concern is whether Thujone is a one-off, or whether there are others of his type amongst our alumni. Fuck the ketones and the monoterphenes. We see you.

But hey, buy me a beer and I’m willing to reconsider my anti-ketone and anti-monterpheneite sensitivities. 

Thujone is a ketone and a monoterpene that occurs naturally in two diastereomeric forms.
Seriously.
They admitted a ketone and a monoterphene as an undergrad at UT. And the bastard doesn’t even get included in the “payscale.com” ratings because his version of either ketone or monoterpene isn’t included in the payscale.com metrics because “it” allegedly wasted money on post-graduate education.
My concern is whether Thujone is a one-off, or whether there are others of his type amongst our alumni. Fuck the ketones and the monoterphenes. We see you.
But hey, buy me a beer and I’m willing to reconsider my anti-ketone and anti-monterpheneite sensitivities. 
I dont know what the fuck you just little kid,but your special and you reached out and touched a brothers heart...#moviequote

Jesus jumped up Christ Palomino. I only care if the SOB wants to come back. He’s got kids or a kid and shit and is busy I imagine. Also art is subjective and hard. I wish that guy that wrote for the old Big 12 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bringonthecats.com/platform/amp/2013/8/29/4670892/adventures-of-the-big-12-the-bbq

would show up again! He hasn’t either and his shit was awesome not like y’all ever read it. 

I don't understand a single one of the posts on the last half of this page.  

On 1/8/2019 at 12:47 PM, MAGS® said:

Picasso can't be forced to work....  His masterpieces come in their own time.  

 

Exactly. You don't just summon the muse. The muse comes to you in its own sweet time.  It's like what Faulkner said about writing. "Writing well is easy. You just sit behind the typewriter until little drops of blood appear on your forehead."

Either that or you just eat a couple of pot brownies.

5 hours ago, Bone3421 said:
8 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:
Thujone is a ketone and a monoterpene that occurs naturally in two diastereomeric forms.
Seriously.
They admitted a ketone and a monoterphene as an undergrad at UT. And the bastard doesn’t even get included in the “payscale.com” ratings because his version of either ketone or monoterpene isn’t included in the payscale.com metrics because “it” allegedly wasted money on post-graduate education.
My concern is whether Thujone is a one-off, or whether there are others of his type amongst our alumni. Fuck the ketones and the monoterphenes. We see you.
But hey, buy me a beer and I’m willing to reconsider my anti-ketone and anti-monterpheneite sensitivities. 

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I dont know what the fuck you just little kid,but your special and you reached out and touched a brothers heart...#moviequote

I hate the assholes at UT who put this “education” in my brain.

Much like Thujone, we all suffer from the curse of education. 

I hope UT baseball does well or this is going to be a looooong offseason. 

Somewhere a man in a burnt orange pimp suit and sombrero with dingleberries, large go cup in hand, is grinning like a possum on peyote..

Edited by Bama Llama
Zizybeluga

On 1/7/2019 at 11:09 PM, dingleberryswitzer said:

Yea but some  random dude earning a bazillion dollars doesn't help me or give me any sort of joy.  A crudely drawn illustration does.

From your lips to God's ears.

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Edited by Smax

What a wonderful bday surprise.  Keep them flowing!

20 minutes ago, Thujone said:

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i would like to see a serial treatment for some of the best thujone characters..... kind of like "the mighty heroes".... aggy-man, ewok-man, chizik-man... lots of adventures await the creative mind.

This is a unexpected Saturday treat.

:)

i need to get a bound coffee table  book of these

Edited by Laxtonto

Please little ten pound baby Jesus, tell me that my post on reddit defending thujune is what has brought him out of hibernation.

In on masterpiece day!

Weeeeeeeeee're baaaaaaaack!

My excitement over masterpieces like these are why my family can never know about this website.

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