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I love you all very much. 

My wife gonna get the best 60 seconds of my

life. 

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Bros. I’m getting those 2005 feelings again. This is what 2005 felt after we beat Michigan 

You guys fuck.


You got next, baby. Ready it up.
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Bros. We have sucked for so long. I just want to chase this feeling for a little longer. Fuck. I made gumbo tonight. 

Texas fucking Fight! This is Texas Football! Hook ‘me Horns! I love this team! I love y’all!

Back at you.  But get your hand off my thigh.
Narrator: "It wasn't his hand."

I take back every mean thing I’ve said about Orlando this season. Awesome work tonight. 

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My wife’s on the rag. I may go for the red wings when I get home.

Hey, everybody we're all gonna get laid!

SAM! would be an awesome name.

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Somebody gonna get pregnant tonight!
Hook ‘em!

Not my wife—I’m blowing in her face tonight.


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4 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

Somebody gonna get pregnant tonight!

Hook ‘em!

are you Gary Johnson? 

I’ve had just enough scotch up to now where this is all really funny and not creepy at all. What a night. 

8 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

I take back every mean thing I’ve said about Orlando this season. Awesome work tonight. 

If only more B12 teams would insist on pounding it between the tackles over and over without posing a vertical passing threat we would absolutely do this physical run defense thing all the time. They don’t, though.

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9 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

I take back every mean thing I’ve said about Orlando this season. Awesome work tonight. 

He did a great job when he was given the chance. People still don't understand how difficult Big 12 offenses are to prepare for. We got a simple SEC style offense and we whooped 'em for most of the game.

9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

He did a great job when he was given the chance. People still don't understand how difficult Big 12 offenses are to prepare for. We got a simple SEC style offense and we whooped 'em for most of the game.

That does make a big difference. I thought he did a great job of creating pressure as well as Georgia’s passing game worried me a lot heading into this game.  Wheeler had a most unexpected solid effort. 

45 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

He did a great job when he was given the chance. People still don't understand how difficult Big 12 offenses are to prepare for. We got a simple SEC style offense and we whooped 'em for most of the game.

It’s like going on a date with a different bat-shit crazy chick 9 weeks in a row. You’re bound to get punched or stabbed a couple of times. 

I love you too man!

 

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