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1 minute ago, Tex Long said:

What lies did Coach Bro tell? I assumed that he played the Mac Brown (FMB) cards, and said things like "I have no plans to leave USC to coach elsewhere."

It does seem that no one on the Forty, from Bru to CDC, has any worries...

He lied like a MF when he said he was 100% committed to staying on as the OC at USC and likely telling Bru he was a Michael Crabtree clone, while his agent was working like hell on the NFL Arizona Cardinals interest.  

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    See exhibit A as to why Brown shouldn’t play football again. futureman’s parents dropped him on his head as a child, what? 40-50 times? That’s the rough equivalent to the kind of trauma Brown would be

  • texasstrong12
    texasstrong12

    Michael Dickson averaged 41.3 yards a punt his FR year. Bujveski average 40.3 yards a punt his FR year.  I bet this would surprise a lot of people. 

  • the team plays on saturdays in the fall.  you should watch some snaps next season.  

"If" and "likely". Okaayyy.

As somebody said, if this sort of thing is stated in a text or email (by Bro, Helton, or any SC people), game over. And it's pretty much what I expect to see come out.

I guess I missed some of the in-depth "portal" ramifications. My original question here was really phrased poorly, I just wasn't clear on the schools' control (if any) over the targeted location to transfer, for one thing, and whether or not the new, improved portally transfer rules included not having to sit out a season.

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Spring football roster is officially posted: https://texassports.com/roster.aspx?roster=330&path=football

Things I've noticed:

#1 DeGabriel Floyd checks in at 6-1 240.

#2 Roschon Johnson checks in at 6-2 215.

#3 Jalen Green has grown an inch.

#5 Bru McCoy checks in at 6-3 215 and is listed as a WR.

#7 Caden Sterns has grown an inch (and added 5 pounds)

#13 Marcus Tillman  checks in at 6-1 235.

#15 Chris Brown is 15 lbs lighter, at 195.

#18 Jared Wiley checks in at 6-6, 245.

#21 Jordan Whittington checks in at 6-1 215 and is listed as an RB.

#26 Keaontay Ingram  is up 10 lbs to 215.

#30 Caleb Johnson checks in at 6-0 235, and is listed as a true junior.

#32 Malcolm Roach is up 20 lbs to 290.

#36 Demarco Boyd is still listed on the roster.

#36 Jacoby Jones checks in at 6-3 265, and is listed as a true junior.

#38 Kobe Boyce has grown an inch.

#42 Marquez Bimage is up 15 lbs to 270.

#45 Peter Mpagi checks in at 6-4 245.

Luke Brockermeyer is now #47 (was #46 last season)

#49 Ta'Quon Graham is up 10 lbs to 295 and is an inch shorter.

#50 Byron Vaughns is up 15 lbs to 240 (though he recently posted on Twitter that he's at 250).

#52 Sam Cosmi has grown an inch.

#54 DS Justin Mader is up 10 lbs to 235.

#67 Tope Imade is up 10 lbs to 340.

#68 Derek Kerstetter has shrunk an inch.

Patrick Hudson (#73) is no longer listed on the roster.

#72 Tyler Johnson checks in at 6-6 315.

#75 Junior Angilau has grown an inch.

#78 Denzel Okafor is up 10 lbs to 315.

#82 Brennan Eagles has grown an inch.

#85 Malcolm Epps is up 15 lbs to 245 and has grown an inch.

Rob Cummins is #90 now, formerly #99, and is listed at DL (formerly TE)

#94 Gerald Wilbon is up 25 lbs to 335.

#99 Keondre Coburn is up 10 lbs to 340.

Don't see Porter, Rowland, Townsend, or Tristian Houston on the roster.

Edited by Machinator

Sorry if this has been discussed on here somewhere, but it looks like Ghirmai will get a lot of work at C this spring. Sounds like he has stud potential. Really, they like all of the 2018 OLs. 

There’s also reason to be bullish about Wiley. They want to see him block with the pads on. 

I am interested in seeing if the put Eagles in the slot at all, and the same for Young at A-back/H-back/whatever the fuck they’re calling it. 

I never understood the consternation with the Wiley offer.  who knows if it will work out but he was a good athlete, an EE  a QB with a huge unfilled frame seems like a pretty good offer.  No clue if he sees the field this year or ever for that matter, but in most years he's absolutely the type of clay you take.   

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3 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I never understood the consternation with the Wiley offer.  who knows if it will work out but he was a good athlete, an EE  a QB with a huge unfilled frame seems like a pretty good offer.  No clue if he sees the field this year or ever for that matter, but in most years he's absolutely the type of clay you take.   

Don't remember much consternation, especially since he was TE2. He was a great eval.

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Sorry if this has been discussed on here somewhere, but it looks like Ghirmai will get a lot of work at C this spring. Sounds like he has stud potential. Really, they like all of the 2018 OLs. 

Praise Allah. I know Ghirmai will be in contention for a guard spot but it's nice to have someone (potentially) backing Shack up that won't have to shake the starting lineup. 

42 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Spring football roster is officially posted: https://texassports.com/roster.aspx?roster=330&path=football

Patrick Hudson (#73) is no longer listed on the roster.

Don't see Porter, Rowland, Townsend, or Tristian Houston on the roster.

Good Stuff.... Thx

Guess Roster Scholarship count no longer 84.....

Edited by LTtxfan

43 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Nice to see that a former NFL OL’s familiarity with the program is back to being a positive aspect of his sons’ recruitment.  

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jaren Watkins is listed on the Spring roster. He is a Darren Sproles water bug.  He is a touchdown machine.  https://youtu.be/EzCsiP7tAe8

His HS is the one that never kicks or punts, except when required (i.e. kickoffs) and even then does onside kicks, so he got more reps...

 

21 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Yancy made him taller. That’s a pretty good selling point.

21 hours ago, futureman said:

is Hudson done?

Not at all.  She's been picked to portray Aretha Franklin in a biopic set to come out in 2020.

Link

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Not at all.  She's been picked to portray Aretha Franklin in a biopic set to come out in 2020.

Link

I was talking about ernie hudson.  will winston be back in ghostbusters 2020?

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

I was talking about ernie hudson.  will winston be back in ghostbusters 2020?

that was really stupid ernie hudson GIF by Ghostbusters

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

I was talking about ernie hudson.  will winston be back in ghostbusters 2020?

I believe Ernie is currently on location filming Mr. Magoo 2, Electric Boogaloo-ish, reprising his award-winning role as Agent Gus Sanders. A nation sits on edge to watch the interplay between his character and the reanimated corpse of Leslie Neilson.

22 hours ago, Machinator said:

Spring football roster is officially posted: https://texassports.com/roster.aspx?roster=330&path=football

Things I've noticed:

#1 DeGabriel Floyd checks in at 6-1 240.

#2 Roschon Johnson checks in at 6-2 215.

#3 Jalen Green has grown an inch.

#5 Bru McCoy checks in at 6-3 215 and is listed as a WR.

#7 Caden Sterns has grown an inch (and added 5 pounds)

#13 Marcus Tillman  checks in at 6-1 235.

#15 Chris Brown is 15 lbs lighter, at 195.

#18 Jared Wiley checks in at 6-6, 245.

#21 Jordan Whittington checks in at 6-1 215 and is listed as an RB.

#26 Keaontay Ingram  is up 10 lbs to 215.

#30 Caleb Johnson checks in at 6-0 235, and is listed as a true junior.

#32 Malcolm Roach is up 20 lbs to 290.

#36 Demarco Boyd is still listed on the roster.

#36 Jacoby Jones checks in at 6-3 265, and is listed as a true junior.

#38 Kobe Boyce has grown an inch.

#42 Marquez Bimage is up 15 lbs to 270.

#45 Peter Mpagi checks in at 6-4 245.

Luke Brockermeyer is now #47 (was #46 last season)

#49 Ta'Quon Graham is up 10 lbs to 295 and is an inch shorter.

#50 Byron Vaughns is up 15 lbs to 240 (though he recently posted on Twitter that he's at 250).

#52 Sam Cosmi has grown an inch.

#54 DS Justin Mader is up 10 lbs to 235.

#67 Tope Imade is up 10 lbs to 340.

#68 Derek Kerstetter has shrunk an inch.

Patrick Hudson (#73) is no longer listed on the roster.

#72 Tyler Johnson checks in at 6-6 315.

#75 Junior Angilau has grown an inch.

#78 Denzel Okafor is up 10 lbs to 315.

#82 Brennan Eagles has grown an inch.

#85 Malcolm Epps is up 15 lbs to 245 and has grown an inch.

Rob Cummins is #90 now, formerly #99, and is listed at DL (formerly TE)

#94 Gerald Wilbon is up 25 lbs to 335.

#99 Keondre Coburn is up 10 lbs to 340.

Don't see Porter, Rowland, Townsend, or Tristian Houston on the roster.

Overshown listed as a DB at 6’3, 210. If true, then he won’t be figuring into the battle for Rover and it’ll be hard to get all four of Sterns, Foster, Jones, and him on the field.

i think it was Howe who said Overshown was 220+ around the bowl game.

Bimage weight is shocking. He must be moving inside.

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Bimage weight is shocking. He must be moving inside.

In this defense it's all inside.  the 4i has to be a big immovable dude.

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Yancy made him taller. That’s a pretty good selling point.

Longer would be a better selling point, but YMMV.

FWIW I don't have a very good guess at what is up with the episodic "kidney problems." The three big categories of common problems that come to mind are infection (pretty rare to have a young man suddenly develop recurring problems with this), stones (I wouldn't expect him held out, but maybe he has some giant staghorn calculus that someone thinks could cause mechanical injury), and functional failure/ nephritis/ nephrosis (which one would expect to have launched a big workup the first time around). Disclaimer: this is way out of my specialty and routine experience.

22 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

FWIW I don't have a very good guess at what is up with the episodic "kidney problems." The three big categories of common problems that come to mind are infection (pretty rare to have a young man suddenly develop recurring problems with this), stones (I wouldn't expect him held out, but maybe he has some giant staghorn calculus that someone thinks could cause mechanical injury), and functional failure/ nephritis/ nephrosis (which one would expect to have launched a big workup the first time around). Disclaimer: this is way out of my specialty and routine experience.

Well then, hit the books or hit up one of your colleagues who does specialize in this. Your lack of ambition is astounding!

I'm sad coach wont be correcting people who miss the Lil' in Lil'Jordan, I do like the pronunciation button for people though

lulzg4.jpg

17 minutes ago, Zavala said:

 I do like the pronunciation button for people though

lulzg4.jpg

Those buttons are funny.

When I see Naggar I 'm reminded of the Family Guy Wheel Fortune puzzle episode.....

Clue:  People Who Annoy You 

Edited by LTtxfan

11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Those buttons are funny.

When I see Naggar I 'm reminded of the Family Guy Wheel Fortune puzzle episode.....

Clue:  People Who Annoy You 

*South Park

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My bad (South Park).....thx!!

Edited by LTtxfan

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TFB  Defensive Depth Chart for Spring Game

 
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He gbetter be ready to get some playing time this year. Gbecause we're gonna need him.

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On 3/12/2019 at 12:38 PM, Magus Ossis said:

FWIW I don't have a very good guess at what is up with the episodic "kidney problems." The three big categories of common problems that come to mind are infection (pretty rare to have a young man suddenly develop recurring problems with this), stones (I wouldn't expect him held out, but maybe he has some giant staghorn calculus that someone thinks could cause mechanical injury), and functional failure/ nephritis/ nephrosis (which one would expect to have launched a big workup the first time around). Disclaimer: this is way out of my specialty and routine experience.

I don’t recall anyone asking but you obviously can’t help yourself. 

8 hours ago, futureman said:

I don’t recall anyone asking but you obviously can’t help yourself. 

It’s true. Unlike the more restrained and less prolific posters here, I offer my thoughts even without invitation.

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

It’s true. Unlike the more restrained and less prolific posters here, I offer my thoughts even without invitation.

futureman’s insipid troll game is to say rude and stupid shit to unwitting posters in order to provoke a naive response and the accompanying attention. Ignore it and spare the thread, please. 

Dude was a complete nonentity. Mystifyingly high rating as a recruit, too.

I always confused him with cameron hampton, another undersized shit LB. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Dude was a complete nonentity. Mystifyingly high rating as a recruit, too.

slow your role can towsend is a legend ......... hes a damn savage

here he is with texas tech starting qbs sister

& here he is with the baddest thot in the industry amber rose

 

 

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9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I thought he was already gone.

As it says, he was a part of senior day, so he was clearly out the door. This is just the bow on top.

What was his story? Perpetually injured like Kirko?  One would think with our LB depth that he'd have a shot if he could fog a mirror. 

2 minutes ago, Nuge said:

What was his story? Perpetually injured like Kirko?  One would think with our LB depth that he'd have a shot if he could fog a mirror. 

well.  I guess he can’t fog that mirror. 

2 minutes ago, Nuge said:

What was his story? Perpetually injured like Kirko?  One would think with our LB depth that he'd have a shot if he could fog a mirror. 

Undersized was the usual knock on him.

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