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I searched the local obits and didn't find anything that fit the profile. 
I know there were some fatality accidents on 71 that way in the past couple weeks. Hopefully he's ok.
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  • Figured I'd post this here, it's where you'd look for me. First, thanks very much for the concern (I had no idea), it's appreciated.  I mean, really?  Wow, that's been surprising. Second, I'm fi

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    is the excessive rain this year being triggered from the ash rising to the atmosphere from the concentration camps on our border?  Like volcanoes creating storms when the erupt? 

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    So after my company started sending people home, a coworker of mine who takes the metro in from cypress left to catch the bus. He got to the NW transit center at 610 and old Katy road and they decided

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4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

I searched the local obits and didn't find anything that fit the profile. 

 Nobody in the Bee Cave area dies? I need to look into moving there.

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

 Nobody in the Bee Cave area dies? I need to look into moving there.

Nobody looking like Frankie. 

Maybe he never actually existed. What if phd was actually just the friends we’ve made along the way? 

Back to the topic that we came here for.  Did y'all get rain yesterday in the Austin area?  Houston was 1" - 5" depending on how lucky you were.  Got a good 3" at our house... (that's what she said)

I picture phdhorn like the weather guy in good morning Vietnam 

“you got a window?  Open it!   Can’t you see I’m trying to score man?!?”

Five inches of rain since about 4 PM yesterday in my part of Corpus.

Going to be a bunch of mud bowls around here tonight on fields without turf.  

Back to the topic that we came here for.  Did y'all get rain yesterday in the Austin area?  Houston was 1" - 5" depending on how lucky you were.  Got a good 3" at our house... (that's what she said)
Yesterday was trash day in my neighborhood. Had 12-15 inches in the empty can when I emptied last night.
4 hours ago, DCA_HORN said:
4 hours ago, texasdago said:
Back to the topic that we came here for.  Did y'all get rain yesterday in the Austin area?  Houston was 1" - 5" depending on how lucky you were.  Got a good 3" at our house... (that's what she said)

Yesterday was trash day in my neighborhood. Had 12-15 inches in the empty can when I emptied last night.

You should attach your trash can to the fence to serve as a weather gauge.

seriously where's Phd?
first Machinator, and now Phd? 
When was his last post? There was a news report of an accident out near Paleface on Oct 27th with a man in his 50s going to the hospital with serious injuries. No name and haven't seen an update about it.
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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:
seriously where's Phd?
first Machinator, and now Phd? 

When was his last post? There was a news report of an accident out near Paleface on Oct 27th with a man in his 50s going to the hospital with serious injuries. No name and haven't seen an update about it.

Last post was Sept 17th, I think.

Seriously, nobody knows phd in real life?  This sucks.

4 minutes ago, Modessit said:
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:
seriously where's Phd?
first Machinator, and now Phd? 

When was his last post? There was a news report of an accident out near Paleface on Oct 27th with a man in his 50s going to the hospital with serious injuries. No name and haven't seen an update about it.

I think it's been stated, but looks like his last post was on Sept 17th.  

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Last post was Sept 17th, I think.

Seriously, nobody knows phd in real life?  This sucks.

 

Just now, Trey3216 said:

I think it's been stated, but looks like his last post was on Sept 17th.  

damn, i didn't realize it'd been that long since he posted. somethings up. hopefully he won the lottery and is on some remote island with a nary a fuck in the world.

Can the mods do a little follow up? Maybe send an email to the registered address? Maybe his wife is checking emails for him if something bad has happened?

I stand by my assertion that there is a new cool kids board, and the rest of us losers weren't invited. That or the rapture happened and our degenerate asses got left behind. 

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Figured I'd post this here, it's where you'd look for me.

First, thanks very much for the concern (I had no idea), it's appreciated.  I mean, really?  Wow, that's been surprising.

Second, I'm fine, no medical issues or whatnot.

Last, I've been involved in stuff that's kept me off the board and will probably continue to do so for awhile longer.  I'll see about returning more down the road, maybe Dec or New Year's.  I just wanted to post this to say I'm okay.  Sorry so cryptic and short (some of you might be dropping your jaws that I can make a short post).

Anyway take care, maybe sooner rather than later, hook 'em, OU sucks, and quit posting climate change shit in weather threads- the first sign you have no fucking idea of what all that means (couldn't leave without a zinger!).

Late!

 

3 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

First, thanks very much for the concern (I had no idea), it's appreciated.  I mean, really?  Wow, that's been surprising.

Don't let it go to your head, Frankie.

3 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Figured I'd post this here, it's where you'd look for me.

First, thanks very much for the concern (I had no idea), it's appreciated.  I mean, really?  Wow, that's been surprising.

Second, I'm fine, no medical issues or whatnot.

Last, I've been involved in stuff that's kept me off the board and will probably continue to do so for awhile longer.  I'll see about returning more down the road, maybe Dec or New Year's.  I just wanted to post this to say I'm okay.  Sorry so cryptic and short (some of you might be dropping your jaws that I can make a short post).

Anyway take care, maybe sooner rather than later, hook 'em, OU sucks, and quit posting climate change shit in weather threads- the first sign you have no fucking idea of what all that means (couldn't leave without a zinger!).

Late!

 

Good to see you and thanks for checking in.  Be sure to get back with us when your Deep State operation completes.  

13 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Figured I'd post this here, it's where you'd look for me.

First, thanks very much for the concern (I had no idea), it's appreciated.  I mean, really?  Wow, that's been surprising.

Second, I'm fine, no medical issues or whatnot.

Last, I've been involved in stuff that's kept me off the board and will probably continue to do so for awhile longer.  I'll see about returning more down the road, maybe Dec or New Year's.  I just wanted to post this to say I'm okay.  Sorry so cryptic and short (some of you might be dropping your jaws that I can make a short post).

Anyway take care, maybe sooner rather than later, hook 'em, OU sucks, and quit posting climate change shit in weather threads- the first sign you have no fucking idea of what all that means (couldn't leave without a zinger!).

Late!

 

Just go ahead and tell us the day the meteor is going to hit.  We won't let it out into the public intertrons.  

didn't robert gates pull a disappearing act like this from texags right before he became sec of defense?  

 

 

11 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

didn't robert gates pull a disappearing act like this from texags right before he became sec of defense?  

 

 

I think PhD needs to focus on his testimony at the upcoming impeachment hearings.

I just can't tell which one is him....

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38 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Last, I've been involved in stuff that's kept me off the board and will probably continue to do so for awhile longer.  I'll see about returning more down the road, maybe Dec or New Year's.  I just wanted to post this to say I'm okay.  Sorry so cryptic and short (some of you might be dropping your jaws that I can make a short post).

 

1 hour ago, phdhorn said:

Anyway take care, maybe sooner rather than later, hook 'em, OU sucks, and quit posting climate change shit in weather threads- the first sign you have no fucking idea of what all that means (couldn't leave without a zinger!).

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For @phdhorn ... Stay golden, Pony-Boy.

Lewis Black is on tour, and I’ve never seen them in same place at the same time. 
 

Just saying. 

3 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Last, I've been involved in stuff that's kept me off the board and will probably continue to do so for awhile longer. 

"My name is Phd Montoya...."

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So phdhorn is being sued by Kevin Morgan?

It’s pretty obvious that the President has enlisted PhD to fire the H.A.A.R.P. back up.

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Lewis Black is on tour, and I’ve never seen them in same place at the same time. 
 

Just saying. 

Tool has also been touring.... 

What a dick. Almost two months since you last posted, I spent over an hour on Saturday scrolling through local obituaries, and you show up two days later. I want my Saturday morning back. I demand satisfaction!

10 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

What a dick. Almost two months since you last posted, I spent over an hour on Saturday scrolling through local obituaries, and you show up two days later. I want my Saturday morning back. I demand satisfaction!

Seriously. I googled all the funeral homes. I feel used. 

9 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Seriously. I googled all the funeral homes. I feel used. 

What were you googling, recently deceased autistic meteorologists?

What were you googling, recently deceased autistic meteorologists?

What’s really interesting is that meant he only had to change one word from his typical porn search. You figure out which word.
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Man, with phd gone, how will we know the weather?  You mean I have to rely on the local weather guy on tv?  No thank you.

25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Man, with phd gone, how will we know the weather?  You mean I have to rely on the local weather guy on tv?  No thank you.

I dunno....I'm listening....

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Husky voice.  Kind of figure I like.  She seems nice.  And very good at weather stuff.

 

She looks like she’s been down and everything but the barometric pressureShe looks like she’s been down and everything but the barometric pressure

She has the weirdest fucking accent I've ever heard, sometimes she sounds Canadian, sometimes she's a Boston townie, sometimes Bal'mer, all over the place.  Probably not even from up north.

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